>Program crashes>It's the segmentation's fault>Get called anti-segmentic
segmentiggers ruined my country
>>107567149Typical anti-segmentic trope. Segmenters do not fault programs.
>>107566481>be me>Rosa Parks>get thrown in jail for a SIGBUS
>>107567215>Your protocol isn't supported on this bus
>>107566481Segmentation is the process of arranging a Community’s members and potential members into categories according to a set of criteria that are important to your community. Examples of categories are: age, gender, geographical location, education level, income level or expertise.
>segmentation faultSegmented memory hasn't been a thing for 30 years. Stop using this retarded term and just say "access violation" like every normal person.
>>107567345Segmented memory was simply ways to slice and dice memory (usually) with HW permissions, so it was the OG access violation, it was first, why does it need to be changed? It's like how nigger was first and people like you are trying to change it to "black" "people"
>Scrape cheetos cheese on my mouse>Use alcohol>It's antiseptic>Accidentally rub my eyes with alcohol in it>AAAAAAAA.jpeg>I'm an antiseptic not-see
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>>107567418>why does it need to be changedWhether or not it needed to be changed isn't relevant. The fact is that it no longer exists. Even little ARM microcontrollers have a flat memory model nowadays, because flat is justice.
>>107567457How are TLS ELF relocations addressed on x86_64?
>>107567465I am against the forced relocation of all (cute) elves. They are always welcome in my address space.
>>107567494In other news, today on "Let's Literally Type This Into Google" we get picrel
>>107567517No shit nigger it's a retarded joke
>>107567526Wait you need to call me "black person" according to your own rules. Do it. Now.
>>107567531Hello black person!
>>107567541All right now we can end the Ukraine war and change SIGSEGV to SIGBLKPERS well done team let's get a wrap
>>107567551What about SIGABRT? Some are in favor, arguing "their process, their signal" while others argue in favor of preserving a process's life.Let's not forget the rampant SIGCHLD abuse.
>>107567579Life comes at you quick
>>107567579Fever dreams about SIGCHLD. AI is so fucking reddit, I hate this gay Earth.
>>107566481its no the segmentation's fault its the violation of segmentation
>>107567756Me too. I love how AI can't even perform its intended function without reddit flair/fluff. I had to give ChatGPT specific instructions to not shit up each response.At this point I wish AI had turned out like it was predicted in Terminator, Wargame, or like Helios from Deus Ex.
>>107567781Well segments used to enforce "no memory scribbling beyond yer program's segments hurr durr THAT'S A GOD DAMN VIOLATION MOTHERFUCKER DO YOUOWN NULL? DO YOU OWN ZERO? SAY WHAT AGAIN
>>107567808Literally humanity burned its pre-AI "oil", all of it, having LLMs memorize reddit and scanning in Gone With The Wind, et al, then shipping all of the multidimensional intricacies in its neuronal encodings of various floating point numbers to the entire third world brownpocalypse of largely pre-sentient beings wired only for short term resource extraction, coupled with elite, investor class preference for CEO brownpocalypse like MSFT where a LLM fueled brown CEO LLM fuels brown base ambitions waaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>107567465>>107567517Who cares about that shit bro. The fact is that the segment register is basically just used as a hack to store an extra pointer to the TEB without consuming a general purpose register for the purpose, and the segmented addressing feature of the processor is not used (at least not on Windows).
