https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/12/uk-to-encourage-apple-and-google-to-put-nudity-blocking-systems-on-phones/>The UK government reportedly will “encourage” Apple and Google to prevent phones from displaying nude images except when users verify that they are adults.>The forthcoming push for nudity-blocking systems was reported by the Financial Times today. The report said the UK won’t institute a legal requirement “for now.” But asking companies to block nude images could be the first step toward making it mandatory if the government doesn’t get what it wants.>The Home Office “has initially focused on mobile devices,” but the push could be expanded to desktops, the FT said. Government officials point out that Microsoft can already scan for “inappropriate content” in Microsoft Teams, the report said.
>"your whole MISERABLE country is the size of one state!" - teddy roosevelt, ERB
OP cant send his dick pics to 5 year olds anymore, he's devastated
How would they even enforce this on desktop computers? Outlaw offline/local accounts without government spyware? The lack of control and privacy on smartphones really is cancer.
>>107568003>privacy on smartphones really is cancer.That's what the united cuckdom unironically believes.
>>107567961implode already! >:(
>>107567961if it was censorship the porn would be banned. it isnt it needs age verification.stop being so fucking retarded
So it will be legal for women go topless on the beach but having a picture of the same on your computer without government permission won't be? UK just gets dumber and dumber.
>>107568054> legal for women go topless on the beachno?that’s illegal
>>107568054>reading comprension>talks about dumbage verification you fucking tool. under 18s ypu dopey prick.
>>107567961>literally imposing your beta censorship fetish on an entire countryb-based?
>>107568071Set aside your illiteracy and stupidity for a moment and think about how the government going to verify the age in this context. This isn't about websites; this is the devices themselves.
>>107568054>>107568071>>107568089You dumb niggers, as long as it's client-side, we can fix it.
>>107567961They're really pushing people to become furries, aren't they?
>>107567961how long before V for Vendetta is real?
>>107568115Kek this retard doesn't know what remote hardware attestation is.
>>107568065It's legal in the vast majority of Europe, UK included: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-9512913/Map-reveals-countries-allow-nude-sunbathing-theres-state-state-guide-U-S-rules.html
>>107568137>look ma, I took compsci 101K? Do you even know what they're proposing. >you download the image, or already have itScenario 1 (cucked):>system detects nudity>refuses to display it unless you verify your age/IDSecnario 2:>nothing happens (there is no system)>inb4 bbut the will force everyone to updootlmfao
>>107567961If they care so much about kids why don't they do something about the rape gangs?
>>107567983Smaller actually. However, it's been here for thousands of years and conquered half the known world. Yours is a few hundred years old and it's already collapsing at record speed but hey, it was a laugh while it lasted, right?
>>107568239Because it's much easier to police law-abiding citizens than actual criminals.
The UK is a well-known police state
>>107568003https://youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRMThey're going to 'force' (read: they got this idea from Bill, Larry and Blair in the first place) the big tech boys to implement image classification software (and backdoors) into domestic operating systems. We know they've wanted to do this for a long, long time.Why? It's not about children, or porn. It's about rooting out the 'troublemakers'- and of course, planting CP on their devices so that when the police party bus arrives, they've got a good reason to lock you up for decades. They can detect any pattern, any image. The 'AI' will tell them what people have an image of 'racist content' on their drives, or 'subversive material' or whatever they're hunting for and they'll know exactly where you are.Now, for us Linux users, I doubt they'll be able to leverage much pressure but it's not about us - it's about the 99% of other people that are STILL using Apple and Windows.While you burgers all continue bashing the UK and labeling us cucks, just remember: we're owned and controlled by the same evil puppet masters and your politicians are just as controlled as ours and your average NPCs are just as gullable as ours. So much of your commercial IT has got back doors that the feds can use to spy on you too.Nobody in either country will do shit about this until it gets unbearable, and we're a long way off that yet.Here's hoping pigs fly soon.
>>107568358Are genuinely so dumb that you think the only people that speak your incredibly simple language are from either the US or the UK? The whole world sees you both as one: kike worshipping retards. Tho, I must admit, everything else you said is (unfortunately) entirety accurate.
>>107568358Only point of disagreement is Apple and Windows at 99% - Linux is 5% of desktops now and on the way to 10% with microshit's windows 11 BS
>>107568071>age verification you fucking tool.More importantly, you fucking tool, how does it know it needs to engage age verification?As in. Knowing what you're looking at.
>No sex, please, we are British.
>>107568287Now show countries with most gun violence.
>>107568542Ou mate, got a loicense for them tits?
>>107567983yet simultaneously the largest in history.
>>107568703Why, certainly, I keep it right next to my large stack of go fuck yourself.
>>107568720May I see the stack?
>>107568745Sure. Third star on your right and keep going until morning.
>>107568769Oh thanks, there it is!
>>107568239Because thats racism, if refugees want to rape prime british pussy they deserve it because its their culture
>>107568137....On hardware i don't have to connect to the internet?
>>107568048if it was censorship from the government i would ban evade it and if it was age verification i would ban evade. i am not going to argue about it - i will just do whatever i want and the government can suck my dick.
>>107567961>be bong>walk outside>see a jeet with his guts prolapsing out his ass fucking a fent zombie female as he cuts down the last tree in my town>government breaks down my door for viewing a naked woman on my phone to ask me for my sex loicense>mandatory hormone replacement treatment in jail
>>107569576>see a jeet with his guts prolapsing out his assWe don't get that over here. Ever.You seem to bitch about it all the time, tho. Hmm.>fucking a fent zombie femalealso something that devestated over your way, not so much over here. Probably something to do with the way your doctors took a backhander to prescribe opiates at every available opportunity, and then the nation of pharmasmackheads decided they've had enough of paying 5x over the odds for the addiction they never asked for and started seeking alternates...>as he cuts down the last tree in my townAnother 'you' problem. If there's trees still in our towns, they tend to have some measure of protection and are only interfered with to protect something else. There's a push in most places to increase the green..>government breaks down my door If you're using something that's impractical to impliment on 90%+ devices already on the market...>>mandatory hormone replacement treatment in jailI would normally here request you vacate back to /pol ... But Alan Turing... If that's the way they treat the bloke that literally handed 'em WWII on a platter... Well....
It's like the UK and Australia are competing on who can be the shittiest country on the planet and make their natives the most miserable
>>107569531eou vil pruisent ze id cârd 2 fåp
>>107568065rape of women is also legal if they never find you, or you are not white. if a bitch wants to be naked, she cannot complain about being threated like the bitch she is.
>>107567961>geriatric retards>negative understanding of networksWhat else did you expect?
>>107570041>>>mandatory hormone replacement treatment in jail>I would normally here request you vacate back to /pol ... But Alan Turing... If that's the way they treat the bloke that literally handed 'em WWII on a platter... Well....yup. even your /g/ post that is meant to defend the UK government nigbots is still being honest enough to underline that the government of the UK has been colossally retarded for a long long time. Had the Germans won, they would make England great Again.
>>107567961>doxx your children to major corporations so they can be fucked with by them>this protects them :)
Nothing will really come of any of this.I for one will just just use my phone even less than I do now, and then assuming it gets worse eventually leave the country once I finish my degree and get some years of experience in my field.
>>107570224>that is meant to defend the UK government nigbotsI phear you drastically misintepret my intentions.I strongly encourage you to re-read the content to locate that which is actually there, not that which you wish to read into it.
>>107568048just kys, you're part of the goy cattle that allows this. First they say you need to verify, then they ban and you can't do shit about it because it's too late
this new captcha fucking sucks cocks
Everyone, even us, makes a sound when they breathe; well, all but that man... that... creature of the night, doesn't. We can only trace him when he communicates, otherwise? Might as well not exist. The only logical explanation follows: he only breathes while speaking, and only then does he do so.One must wonder, what techniques must he have developed, what training does he endure. Surely, that must cause him challenges and pain, a constant sacrifice.Why does he avoid us, we've yet to determine, if we ever do that is. He appeared one day, no prior records, no previously recognized patterns, no connections, nothing.How long must he have spent observing, learning, watching us watch him, in order to be able to understand what we are, and use that to burn all that he was, become someone new.What causes, such animosity in a heart? Who was he? And what is it that we've done to him? What could it possibly be?
>>107570406>what techniques must he have developedYou cannot even dream.>what training does he endurenone. It happened when I was a child.>Surely, that must cause him challenges and pain, a constant sacrifice.You have no idea.>What could it possibly be?Oh. You know.Expect me.
>>107568256anarcho tyranny. it's name of the game in not just the UK but most of the west. gotta keep the crime clearance stats up.>>107570404they are instantly deleting any threads about it lol. Never before has /g/ custodial staff worked so fast.
>>107570447damn bro, that's tuff
>>107570404The numbers on a white background? I love it. Much faster faster to solve, especially using standart OCR
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>>107570649I needn't
>>107567961wtf is going on lads? everything keep getting worse and worse and there's no end in sightback in the days people had big hopes and dreams about the future, now the near future look 10 times worse than any nightmare you can think of
>>107570693As kingdoms fall, kingdoms rise. You're just looking in the wrong direction.
>>107567961How long you think itll be until GNOME implements it?
>>107567961All cloud services are going to be required to have back doors too.https://youtube.com/watch?v=etFgygJoLzQhttps://www.techradar.com/vpn/vpn-privacy-security/ofcom-wants-to-double-down-on-file-monitoring-in-2026https://www.ofcom.org.uk/siteassets/resources/documents/online-safety/research-statistics-and-data/os-standards/online-safety-in-2025-summary-of-the-technology-sectors-response-to-our-rules.pdf?v=408836
>>107570693All part of war preparations. Same with the data centres.
>>107570899This. It's preparation for a war on "misinformation" and "missuse" of people's own money. Consider the following, all happening at the same time:>Credit card incentives and places refusing cash?Quibic financial attack against monero>Chat control>Govts pushing for verification and digital IDs>CBDCs>Micorsoft forced online accounts>DRM>the constant increasing complexity of browsers>Google android verified apps>UK demanding OS level nudity detection>user incentives "we detected a login from another place to your device"in conjuction with the old news:>pegasus>facebook spying scandals>cpu backdoors>etc etc, can't remember the rest right this secindpropaganda and disinformation strawmen (villification of wanting a private and quiet life as le evil pedo terrosit khamas nazis or whatever they call us now)It started with the ceation of fiat money. This is the endgame.
>>107570693Agenda 2030 didn't die, they wanted to push all this ID shit through during the lockdowns with COVID passports but even normalfags realized COVID wasn't dangerous at all but a con by politiciansSo now they're behind schedule and trying to catch up to where their plans say they should be right now as the entire world is turning on Israel and everyone has started noticing that jews only care about other jews
>>107570859>All cloud services are going to be required to have back doors too.Implying they currently are not?Why is it, you think, that alphabet soups tend to favour AWS?Because they like to put their 'sensitive' data into something they have no control over?>>107571074>Credit card incentives and places refusing cashK. How you gonna stop erryone using cash? when digital fiat systems have already proven fragile, and unreliable. Before people assaulted them just for the disruption lulz.>Chat controlImplimented, how, precisely?Dipshits like you just never think this through.>Micorsoft forced online accountsThe solution is kinda self-explanitory, there.>DRMalready solved.>the constant increasing complexity of browsersStop bending over for the invasive metrification techniques, and maybe they'll stop ramming in harder? The intelliwebs *can* work without these "features". If the excuses, like marketing, stopped being valid....>UK demanding OS level nudity detectionImplimented on the 90%+ incompatible marketshare, how, precisely?>user incentives "we detected a login from another place to your device"Question more why you didn't..
>>107571144>Agenda 2030 didn't dieIt's just impotent.Worry more about the UN Roadmap to Food Security through to 2050. That's had a lot more traction, been going a *lot* longer, and has a *lot* more countries signed up on it.>but even normalfags realized COVID wasn't dangerous at allAs evidenced by the massive death toll.>but a con by politiciansThat's right folks, those cunning bastits convinced people to die of a respitory infection spending their last hours struggling to breath. Because they want ID. That almost every country already has in mulitple forms. Much digitised.
what is this? the soviet union?
>>107571214>>107571214They're not impossible to circumvent or ignore and many of these attacks have failed, but my point is that these aren't isolated instances.The solution to almost all of what I mentionned is to just use local libre software, minimize online connections, and when you have to connect to somewhere, encrypt daid connection.
>>107567997notice how nobody fell for your bait. you must be devastated
>>107571467well yes. all the nonsensical laws and bullshit science is straight from the soviet playbook. just because the soviet union dissolved doesn't mean that communists ceased to exist
>>107571467yes but with more islam
>>107567961This is fucking it. Holy shit. They're not putting age verification in the websites, the whole goddamn fucking display will require digital ID just to display pixel clusters looking like tits. Holy fuck this is dystopic. Start hoarding fucking LCD displays and HDDs, and get yourself a generator. It's only a matter of time until smart meters become calibrated to detect "energy usage patterns consistent with with displaying nude images". Holy fuck. They actually came for the porn in the end.
>>107571856
>>107572003>They actually came for the porn in the end.Didn't we all?
>>107572003>t's only a matter of time until smart meters become calibrated to detect "energy usage patterns consistent with with displaying nude images"I get accused of some foilhattery ... but that one next level.. Operable mechanism to provision this functionality?>get yourself a generatorYou mean you don't *already* have panels deployed, two full sets of panels to replace them with, backed by turbines, feeding yourself a battery stack?Hmm. Can't lie to you. You isn't going to make it.
>>107572020I came for the funny pictures
>uk goverment looking...>in reality it's one retarded lord in opposition that suggested an amendment that'll get ignored because he's in the opposition retarded article "written" (aka regurgitated crap from various sources taken out of context) by an american who doesn't understand how the uk government works
