I jumped on the couch, and I didn't realize my laptop was under a blanket.How can I fix it?
>>107571669Just tell it to pick itself up by the bootstraps and walk into the electronics store and give the manager a firm handshake.
this is me btw
will buff right out
>>107571669>How can I fix it?You turn it upside down and with the same exact force you jump on it again
>>107571669its easy, just replace the screen, motherboard, CPU, RAM, hard drive, keyboard and palmrest
>>107571669bondo and a dremel
>>107571669Heat it up with a torch and hit it with a hammer.
>>107571669That's my laptop and my car was involvedI'm glad it became a meme
>>107571669you need to buy a new one, I think those are $150-250 usedcareful the battery may explode on the old one if it's damaged
>>107571669>Disassemble entirely>Throw out screen and order a new one, there's no saving that one>Beat case with a hammer until it recovers its shape>Probe around with a multimeter's continuity mode and repair traces with really thin wire by soldering to common points>Buy replacements for any chips that cracked (Skip if you lucked into breaking none) and solder them in>Reassemble your new screen and fixed board into your hammered case
>>107572109that explains why it looks like it got run over lmao
>>107571669Lose weight, fatty
>>107571669if an ergonomic laptop was a thing it would look like that by design.
>>107571669I think you have bigger problems than your laptop if you did this much damage, and I mean that literally.
>>107571669You're lucky the battery didn't catch fire.
>>107572490batteries does not run on fire stupid
>>107571702>That blob>Jumping
>>107572490usually my laptop gets a virus (cold) :(
>>107572109I was wondering what happened because I've seen an EliteBook get run over and survive, they're fucking tanks. I've had 3 back in the day, they survived being knocked off the desk by my cat, one time my grandma sat on mine when she got in the car etc.
>>107571669Why would you fix it? You got a free ergonomic keyboard out of it.
>>107571717That's what I'd do, just move backwards through your steps and undo the problem.
>>107571669this is how skyrim looks like running on that laptop
>>107571669just jump off the couchezif jumping on it broke it doing the opposite should fix it
>>107571669sfc /scannowshould fix it right up
sfc /scannow
>>107572516This
>>107571669switch to low calories diet
>>107571669Okay don't panic. Do you have a clothing iron by chance?
>>107571669Put it in some rice
>>107571669I hate when that happens
>>107571727don't forget the chassis
>>107578887lol
>>107572516how do you think earthquakes start?
Any really good deals on gaming laptops right now? Will be traveling soon and need something that runs current gen good and switch emulation.
>>107581426just get a steam deck
>>107571669Get a large plank and lay it on the laptop. Next put the couch on the plank and then sit on it.
>>107571669put it between 2 cotton sheets and run a hot iron over itit should straighten right up
>>107571669Sorry saar, I'm not enough of a fatass to replicate this issue.Ticket closed.
