>"technology">no biotech thread
not technology
>>>/sci/Fucking dork. /g/ isn't for eggheads! Fuck off
>>107646747Go back to /sci/, fuck ass nerd
>biotechImagine the smell
I've been trying to learn jQuery for the past 10 years. Fuck off with your smart guy shit.
>>107646810>>107646819that's right. /g/ is a consoomer board for 20IQ iJeets
>>107646747>complains about the lack of biotech threads>instead of making one, makes a thread to complain about it
>>107646848It's proof that the new CAPTCHA isn't filtering anybody.
>>107646848Always has been.>>107646747I bet you don't even know how to do southern blotting.
Sure — here are 5 accessible biotech discussion prompts written for a 4chan image board thread (simple wording, easy to jump into, but still interesting):What’s one biotech thing you think will actually work soon (next ~5 years), and what makes you believe it’s real and not just hype?What’s the most overhyped biotech topic right now (CRISPR, longevity, “AI cures everything,” etc.) and what would count as real proof that it’s legit?If you had to bet $1,000 on biotech, would you pick a drug company, a “tools” company (lab gear/tests), or something else? Explain like you’re convincing a skeptic.What biotech problem sounds easy but is secretly brutal, and what’s the true bottleneck (delivery, safety, cost, regulation, biology being messy)?What “biotech for normal people” product do you actually want (better sleep, faster healing, pain-free dentistry, anti-obesity, organ preservation, etc.) and what do you think is stopping it?Post one or two of these as the OP and let people fight it out. If you want it more shitposty, more combative, or more serious, tell me the vibe and I’ll rewrite them.
>>107646747Whatever happened to that guy who did CRISPR gene editing on himself? Did he gain any superpowers yet?
>>107647002Idk it, but I run northern blot protocols by just loading DNA samples and probing membranes. I guess it's the same thing pretty much.Love the smell of formaldehyde.
>>107646747>no biotech threadBecause all biotech guys are busy begging on the street after being fired in the past year
>>107646747A couple decades ago there was a kickstarter for making glow in the dark trees. The fuck ever happened to that? I want bioluminescent live oaks lining the drive to my house, damn it!
>>107647101It's very difficult to make them glow brightly. Many kickstarters that came after then also tried but failed to make anything noteworthy
>>107647101It's still a thing, albeit not trees.https://light.bio/
>>107647036Based. I didn't expect anyone on /g/ to actually run any of the blottings. Also I don't love the smell of formaldehyde, but you get used to it and find it weird when you no longer smell it.At least for me.
biotech nerds be like this is my magnum opus
>>107647142Of course it's hard, but it would be bad ass.>>107647183Neat. I'd prefer blue glow tho 2bh. But then again, any kind of luminescence is fucking cool.
>>107646747>"technology">no niece threadi know, this board sucks
