The penguin is really a great metaphor for linux when you think about itIt's a bird but it literally can't fly, it can walk but when it does that it's wobbly and fucking retarded. So to move places fast theres a workaround - you can slide on your belly really fast on ice, woohoo! And get this - you're great underwater!Meanwhile actual birds just fly and when they need to walk they are well balanced to do that gracefully and NEVER go underwater because its fucking retarded for a bird to do that.
There's a lot of birds that can swim, you need jeet. You'd know if you went outside.
Windows is a good metaphor for microsoft. They can look in and spy on you all they want when you think about it.
Penguins eat mostly fish, sky birds eat bugs, seed, sometimes bread and slop like that.Least retarded sky birds eat frogs which isn't a very big upgrade, birds that know how to catch fish and can fly do dive underwater by the way, enjoy your bugs and keep fearing the deep, vast ocean full of food that you never wanted anyway, bugged, söy eating jeet.
>>107656205Thus, MacOS remains the only viable system for a white man who wants to actually get work done.
>>107656158I've used the Linux operating system for years. I like it. HOWEVER, I must agree with OP: a penguin is stupid. I always thought a raven is more fitting, because it's one of the most intelligent birds. The fuckers make and use tools (crude one, usally sticks, but a tool is a tool) for crissakes! Oh: and Linus Torvalds is a cunt. 'nuff said.
