This whole modern fully playable game is just 64KB. https://daivuk.itch.io/quod
>>107663609I don't really care.
>>107663609I do really care
>>107663609what's the catch?
>>107663609who cares?
>>107663609>this doomshitslop is--cool brobuy an ad
>>107663609>3 levels>actually over 100kb>8gb minimum ram required???
>>107663609>>>/v/
>>107663706god forbid we talk about actual cool tech shit on /g/ and not just marketing
This sort of thing was already done in 2004: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.kkrieger
>>107663710>cool tech shitwhat you posted has been done before one gorillion times
>>107663710Go to gamedev general here or /vg/ if this is your game. They'd appreciate it more
>>107663704>3 fully playable levels>literally 64kb>wtf why does a game need RAM>inb4 but muh compressionyes? you have your music and pictures in RAW formats too?
>>107663717>>107663719.kkrieger was 96kb
>>107663724it's not, how come /g/ is literally so mentally handicapped these days that only shilling is the thing people can imagineeither be it marketing and hardware shilling or shilling something you made, no way it's about someone elses work you find cool
>>107663609Rust could never do this. C is just that powerful
>>107663729Yes, 21 fucking years ago.
>>107663735Based
>>107663735This
>>107663732>this game with a singular comment and that nobody cares about at all is TOTALLY not mine try agajn
>>107663609I know where you stole the source code, DaivUK, lol go defend your country instead of stealing
>>107663745I can't even into python
>>107663729And it was far more impressive than Quakelite with 3 levels. It's precedural hallwayslop levels are more impressive
>>107663745>doesn't browse itch.io for fun indie gamesNGMI
>>107663761Based
>>107663761I don't shill them on /g/ as breakthroughs in tech no>FunIt's mini quake but worse
>>107663768>>Fun>It's mini quake but worseWhat does this have to do with anything? >>107663745 implied that nobody could stumble on a game like this randomly and it has to be theirs, but plenty of people occasionally browse itch.io for fun indie games and could notice it.
>>107663780it's not even my game lol
>>107663609>>107663717>instead of talking about .kkrieger or even the game OP posted it's all just shitposting/g/ is dead
>>107663657I don't know if I really care
>>107663795What's there to talk? Original Super Mario Bros. was 32 KB and was way more fun than either.
>>107663609legit impressive. even though going for small binary size on windows has always been kinda pointless to me. we all now it requires literal nigabytes of DLLs to run.still, squashing code and assets (I assume many are procedurally generated) into 64kb is something an average modern gamedev nigga can even begin to fathom.
>>107663813>still, squashing code and assets (I assume many are procedurally generated) into 64kb is something an average modern gamedev nigga can even begin to fathomThat's true.
>>107663609That's pretty cool. 64kb. I didn't end up finishing the 3rd level because it glitched (I assume) and I couldn't jump out of that canal thing anymore, like the spacebar didn't jump anymore. Weird. At least I had my 10 minutes of fun
Let's make quake but worse
>>107663813chatgpt can do this shit now nigga
>>107663890prove it
>>107663732The mods ruined this board by killing all interesting discussions so there are pajeets and shills left
This is a faggot brandwars board sadly. Even the programming threads are autistic homosexuals battling for days on end about languages and other nonsense.
Kek
>>107664025sweet
>>107664025Aww
>>107664036>>107664028>>107664025>Bro get it? Its a cat bro isnt that sad that a retarded animal died bro? So hecking wholesoooome
>>107663609Does this game have pregnancy mechanics? Otherwise I probably won’t play
>>107664063It's not you're fault that you're like this.
>>107664128I'm a grown man. If it doesn't hurt me or my family directly it doesn't matter. Only women get sad because of animals or words / images
>>107664142It's okay, anon.
>>107664142>I'm a grown man.Lol
>>107664025based
>>107664152>>107664151Now explain how you can be sad or afraid of something that doesn't directly harm you or your family. A cat's death does not harm me or my family physically. You also get scared of images on a screen (horror games) don't you?
>>107664161what makes people be like this? autism? psychopathy?
>doom clone>modernlmao, I bet you never knew about demoscene before.
>>107664187It makes no sense why you'd be scared, or sad, as an adult, of something that can't hurt you
>>107663609>>107663704>64-100kb payload >"unpacks" to several gigabytes in ram since basically only includes instructions how to generate textures and geometry at runtime
>>107664187Careful, he's an intellectual!
>>107664227trully modern people can't make anything good
>>107664227thisThis dude didnt post the source compared to his others for a reason
>>107664213anon, mentally you must be in Maslow's pyramid basement if all you care are things that can hurt you personally. I don't blame you. it's typical for people who grew up poor or come from third world shitholes (china, eastern bloc, africa etc.) poverty pushes people into tribalism.
>>107663795nobody cares about your shitware faggotgo impress indians on reddit
>>107663609I actually tried it out and it runs like shit and freezes constantly on a 9000x3d
>>107663609>another ultratroonyou will never be a gamedev
>>107663609Impressive. Very nice. Now bring it down to 64KB of RAM because as far as I'm concerned, your game actually takes up 8 gigs. :^)
>>107663609>FPSlopyawn
>>107664025using bitmap graphics in this kind of a project is actually a flex
ITT: spambots are mad as fuck because """SOTA""" LLMs still can't make babby's first FPS game, let alone one that weighs 64k instead of 64 gigs of unityslop.
>>107664025I cried
>>107663689no source code
>>107664370what wouldn't be slop in your opinion?
>>107664389it's only 64kb (with assets), just read asm
>>107664393real programming like an ai driven react app that actually has paying customers
>>107664393He wants another bingbing wahoo
>>107664385Your game is 8 gigabytes
>>107664401>retarded spambot thinks I'm OP and regurgitates a joke I made back at me
Why does it ask for networking permissions?
>>10766439764kb is compressed. It's 100-something kb when uncompressed. And 100kb can fit a fuckshitload of assembly code, especially considering that's ALL assembly code and without any resources or data in there.
>>107664385ITT: Dunning kruger zoomer plebbitor shills garbage he copied from a youtube tutorial
>>107663609I remember tons of games for 8-bit micros around that size in the 1980s, that didn't need to decompress themselves to 5GBs of shit before playing.
>>107664449games for 8-bit micros didn't need to deal with directx and winapi shit, they just wrote directly to a memory region and stuff appeared on the screen
>>107664445>retarded spambot goes all out with the buzzwordsYou forgot "cuck", "tanny" and "jeet" so you still don't fit in. Sorry. Tell your handler to update thep rompt.
>>107664433a game AND malware in just 64kb?? now that's even more impressive.how retarded does one need to be to run an .exe from itch.io? they do 0 (zero) verification of what people upload there. it's just a hosting service. I hope you retards at least sandbox this shit somehow.
>>107664245procedurally-generated graphics in demo-like stuff like this is nothing new at allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dcrV_7JpXQhere's a well-known 64k demo which generates nearly 2GiB of data on execution, and it's quarter of a century old
>>107664473(ps. i'm certain this demo had loading music because on contemporary computers it did take a long time to pre-generate assets, i don't have a computer slow enough anymore to hear it, anyone know of a link to something that has it?)
>>107663609>Trojan-PSW.Win32.RedLine
>>107664540procedurally-generated shit like this will always false flag as a virus
>moderni dunno, it's knowingly a 'retro' shooter..kkrieger actually had shiny Doom 3 style graphics.
>>107663609Uncslop. It needs skins or progression mechanics otherwise it’s just boring
>>107663729.kkreiger was trying to be a modern looking game, not a knockoff of a 20 year old gamefor me it's rick dangerous 32kmagick out.png gray:rick32kb.exe
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>>107664393I mean practically any genre is more interesting than doomslop. But I mean technical stuff in games doesn't even matter much.>>107664400Boing boing wahoo gamerinos are better than pew pew gamerinos
>>107663609buy an ad. ain't clicking for your doom/quake clone.
>>107663609I like the art style its a nice color palate.
>>107664616>UncslopThis
>>107664616>>107664723first time i've heard this term before, how old are you, honestly?
>>107664723no crash 3? no MDK 2?
>>107664652For me, it's Turrican.https://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=2392
