Give it back Jamal

Congrats on your coming out the closet

>>107667780
cool, sorry about all the gay sex you get to have.

gay loser virgin

>>107667780
Show fingernails

>>107667780
How is it so far?

>>107667780
do yourself a favor and:
>fetch yourself the list of shortcut commands
>pimp your menu bar to hide, be smaller and hover scale antimation
that's about it

>>107667780
Congrats. It's a good laptop.

>>107667780
I got clothes that don't fit *crying troon noises*

>>107667877
Image buying a new macbook when a used p53 with 64GiB ram costs $300-450, is almost fully reparable, and has a keyboard make by the Gods.

>>107667780
Enjoy a real OS, bro. Switched to MacOS after win7 and never went back. Windows is a cellphone OS, no reason to use that trash.

>>107667919
>Enjoy a real OS, bro
Wait until you find out about Gentoo...

>>107667913
Battery life.
Honestly, I'm pretty mych ok with any system since I have everything in cloud and laptop is just a terminal to my workstation server, but Macbook Pro is pretty powerful in coding things as well.

>>107667944
I have hear that and I guess it is likely of note if one isn't using the gpu constant (since anything with a dGPU will have a short battery life) but I personally am always in a position where I can just plug it in. If I didn't need a gpu, a t220 would be enough with ssh.

>>107667780
Keyboard not sharing the body color like on the macbook air is so weird.

They are pretty great laptops. And if you didn't spend money for it, it's hard to say no. It's still weird to do some things natively (like 3 finger tap STILL doesn't middle click), and the key commands are nonsense sometimes. They are very sturdy and will last a long time, provided they got you Apple Care+ or whatever.
I wouldn't recommend most people get these. But it's very, very good as a gift. Also congrats on having rich relatives I guess.

>>107667780
make sure to install nix-darwin on it

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Hi OP, nice shirt.

I'm happy for you, OP. :)

>>107667780
Install Linux on it. Oh wait. You can't

>>107668106
>apple bootlickers are brown zoomers
every time

>>107668181
yea and not to mention every time i would open Rossmanns video there would be surprising amount of corrosion
i have never seen that much corrosion in my life even tho i had open motherboards laying next to windows and beverages for years

and we even had chinks gift us a small shipping of some GPU's with hilariously rusty screws in them (it was as if they were stored in rain or something), and even these GPU's didnt have water damage that some of these macbook motherboards had in the videos

>>107667780
Begone, jeet

>>107667780
A Mac is just a computer with a subscription to expensive fixes.

>>107667780
I kinda want one for the metal chassis, good screen and battery life but I can't justify the price. Ugly gayming laptop it is

>>107668291
what is the point of having gaymin hardware in a laptop?

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>>107668106

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>>107668304
I don't get it either but my friends REALLY wants one despite already owning a gayming desktop.
NTA btw.

>>107668304
It's still more powerful than a macbook at lower price ranges and it's good for playing a game with friedns every once in a while.

>>107668304
even emulating windows games is coming along pretty well from the benchmarks I've seen. To beat that you would need a dgpu which means you aren't getting near the same battery life.

>>107668181
people has been using the 8GB M1 Macs for 5 years already and there isn't a single report anywhere online of Mac SSDs dying due to wear

Just give it up man, it's pathetic.

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>>107668181
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOO
>Btw, list your fucking sources. I saw you posting that shit a couple times now, source or self hating jeet / poorfag

>>107668291
>Ugly gayming laptop it is
They're terrible laptops, if you don't play modern games then an ultrabook btfos it

>>107668327
consoomingwhores be consoomin
why buy tech that can genuinely improve your life if you can buy techslop filled with proprietary trash

this is why normalniggers can do their "no smartphone" or "digital minimalism" "challenges", they dont do anything useful with electronics so they dont lose any valuable instruments
this is also why they prefer their proprietary GUI slop, it tells them how to use their computers instead of the other way around
>>107668349
if i still had friends that still play good videogames (and not fucking league of legends) i would buy steamdeck or some used gayming PC if i wanted to play with them
not a fucking laptop with 4090 in it, this is just retarded
>>107668353
why would one care about any of that?

>>107668304
>what is the point of having gaymin hardware in a laptop?
Triple A games "portable" on a hot and loud laptop ~1h battery. Hardware can't even maxx out without being plugged.
>>107668327
If it's really your ""friend"" convince him to get a ryzen chip with integrated graphics, or a fucking Steam Deck/Ally/LegionGO. Hate to say it: Or a fucking Mac.

>>107668181
iToddlers BTFO with FACTS and LOGIC.

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>>107668399
>why would one care about any of that?
Why would someone care about the capability and battery life of a mobile device?

>>107667780

those keycaps will be ruined in a few months. Enjoy your mac.

>>107668461
Ive had mine for 3 years and its fine. I think only women with long nails would have an issue with that.

>>107667780
Windows is better than mac, simple as

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The Dell 14 Premium is easily the best laptop of 2025.
I used to be a faggot mac user, but this Dell is so much better it's not even funny.

>>107668492
>I think only women with long nails would have an issue with that.
?
That has nothing to do with the keycaps being ABS which will develop shine and discolor

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>>107668428
>convince him to get a ryzen chip with integrated graphics
He insists not to.
He got Legion Pro 7i instead.

>>107667780
put yabai on it

>>107668446
you know im talking about gayming
you either care about battery or videa performance, you cant have both
>>107668428
why would anyone play triple A?
they cant even get AI right, old NPC,s absolutely anally rape modern NPC's in terms of complexity
this is besides the point that gaymin addiction worsens your quality of life significantly
>>107668526
>drinking piss is better than eating shit
technically correct

>>107668461
>those keycaps will be ruined in a few months. Enjoy your mac.
Even most new desktop keyboards now are made of shitty ABS and will shine within a few months of casual usage.

>>107668558
>windows 11
nice try lil bro

>>107667814
At least he won't need HRT or kneesocks.

>>107667780
you've taken your first step into a larger world

>>107668133
Fedora runs under virtualization.

>>107668960
He just needs to install Lib-Caca.

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>christmas
>tell family I didn't want anything except a new graphics card for my build
>went out to lunch at a shit tier chink restaurant even though i asked to go to a Japanese steakhouse
>parents bring along my roastie half sister
>oh well
>order orange chicken
>waitress can't speak a word of english
>she brings me out general tso's chicken instead
>too spicy and nasty as fuck
>mostly play genshin while they talk about football and drink
>try to buy me a beer (turned 32 last month)
>i don't drink
>step dad excuses himself and goes to car
>fucking finally getting my presents
>few cards a bag and a box
>cards all had cash and gift cards
>unthoughtful but okay
>bag had a jersey in it with my name on the back
>i don't even fucking like sports
>just grin and bear it
>at least theres the box which should be my 5080
>open up the box
>its heavier than I thought
>its actually a fucking PS5 with a copy of Black Ops 7
>start laughing uncontrollabiy
>half sister says she waited in line for it
>laughing harder
>they ask if somethings wrong
>tell them how dumbfounded i was they thought i wanted one instead of the graphics card that i fucking asked for
>they get all faggy and my bitch mom says "you play so much on your computer we thought you'd want one
>try to explain WHY I play on the computer instead of consoles
>they don't understand
>step dad says i should be thankful
>"thanks for nothing"
>they all storm out
>go home
>get the reciept for it
>drive to Best Buy by myself
>return It to best buy and just ordered my 5080

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>>107667780
>one anon allegedly gets a free mac, probably worth 600$
>50 anons join a christmas seething session

I wish we had similarly simple yet effective bait to trigger some other boards

>>107668983
Manchildren like this should have been beaten more as kids.
I'm 33 and happy if my family get me a nice pair of socks. They don't understand my hobbies and never will, only my grandparents were the other tech savvy people in my family (go figure) and they're both long gone now. I'm just thankful the rest of my family are still healthy and love me.

>>107668983
the sad thing is there is some autist out there that behaved exactly like that with his family

>>107668558
>Intel chipset
>Integrated graphics
Into the trash it goes...

>>107668983
shut up grok

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>>107669003
What even was Apple back then?
ThinkPads and Dells didn't have chicklet keyboards. Every anon shouldve been able to type at 200 wpm.

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>>107669061
>What even was Apple back then?
Pre-Intel? Unironically gods of hardware.

>>107668983
holy fucking based

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>>107669127
Are you sure about that?

>>107669127
The only power macs worth using were the desktop class ones. I have a G4 12 in Powerbook which I installed tiger on and its surprisingly slow even though people say tiger is the best one for performance and software. Its ok, but I was expecting better desu