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>>107678396Feels good to be a well paid WFH bro on the holidays.
>>107678396i finally got a do nothing tech job with the potential to work remote
>ask a question in another team's chat channel>they have an ai bot to respond>it just rephrases my question text in the form of a sentencethanks
>>107678396I really want my boss to lay me off, but the faggot refuses to do so, yet he's fired a bunch of people in the last couple of months. how to I make him or his boss hate me so much that they end up telling me to fuck off without giving them reasons to fire me without paying me a single cent?if only I could find a better paid job or another source of income... I hate this shit and I hate this faggot.
i curse my ancestors three times a day for staying in shitaly and not taking the first boat to america like every mentally sound dago wop didi could be making real money now if they actually did what they had to do
>>107680145this economic zone of a country still has basically open borders under cheeto hitler, just apply for a legal visa and you'll get in
>>107680157>still has basically open borders>just apply for a legal visayou really are delusionalit's literally impossible to get into the US legally and has been for as long as anyone in this thread has been alive, they got rid of the diversity visa lottery even this year apparentlythe border is "basically open" only for spics crossing it illegally
>>107680164we let in a million legal immigrants each yearmy friends grandma is from cuba and she got a legal visa this year through family chain migration
>>107680168>my friends grandma is from cuba and she got a legal visa this year through family chain migrationoh yeah, let me just go back in time to 100 years ago and get some relatives to move to the UShow did i not think of that before
>>107680175calm down greaseball just do what all the jeets do and apply for an h1b or f1 or some shit
>>107680182>F-1yeah because of course i have half a million dollars to give to some american university for studies i'd never pursue>H1BH1B is a total meme MIGA boomers fell for, barely anyone gets into the US with an H1Bit's so few that even if a company were willing to sponsor you the probability you'd get in would be the same as winning the lotterygetting into the US in the year 2025 (or 2015 or 2005 for that matter) is LITERALLY impossible
>>107680203>half a million dollarsi guarantee that an f1 visa doesn't cost that much and even if it did it would still be worth it. you'll recuperate the cost and more if you're a non shit tech worker. what do you make in the EU anyways? like 30k a year?>H1B is a total meme MIGA boomers fell forit's really not, we let in 120k h1b jeets this year alone. next year is probably going to be the same amount too. idk man we've let in like 30 million immigrants in 20 years, if u haven't been able to get ur spot in that time it sounds to me like you haven't been trying very hard. just wait 3 years until gavin newsom or aoc or whoever wins the presidency and rapes this country with another gorillion immigrants again
Do defense contractors drug test secretly-cleared techfags?
