Oh hey its the year 2026 and we're so fucking retarded that everything doesnt work like it should HERP DERP>the software of every device freezes and slows down constantly>oh whoops you meant to press that button on your $2000 phone? welp it doesnt work unless you press it 3 times>haha you want to charge your state of the art phone in the year 2026? LOL. LMAO well make it work but barely,HOW IN THE FUCK ARE WE IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026 AND TECHNOLOGY SUCKS THIS FUCKING MUCH? THINGS DONT WORK IM SO MAD AAAAAAAAAAH
>>107682122Precisely because we're in the Year of Our LORD 2026, and this angelic technology we've been prevy to (derived from channeling an invisible force through rocks btw) was attained by ungodly means (glowniggers strategically taking powerful psychedelics while sacrificing children in satanic kike rituals youtu.be/KJ1tjCFBemc ) making them break through and reach to "the other side" for forbidden information like in the days of Noah (Book of Enoch).So why does this matter? Because the devil ALWAYS fucks you in the end.He may give you tailwind to a start, all while architecting his solution. But rest assured you will get the rope just like his children (the modern day kike).
>>107682122correction: YOUR software sucks