39C3 - Hamburghttps://events.ccc.de/category/39c3/https://streaming.media.ccc.de/39c3https://media.ccc.de/c/39c3https://fahrplan.events.ccc.de/congress/2025/fahrplan/Plenty of good talks so far - lets keep the troon dissection to a minimum as well and concentrate more of the tech content
Next talkhttps://fahrplan.events.ccc.de/congress/2025/fahrplan/event/light-in-the-dark-net
>>107704872Is that the tranny convention?
>>107704872lmao is that a covid maskfuck outta here with your cuckoldry convention
>>107704920No. That's /g/ you are thinking of
>>107704925Its a pic from a few years back. Relax
the freebox talk was fun if irrelevant
>>107704913
FTP servers:https://events.ccc.de/congress/2025/hub/de/wiki/filesharing
is the "catfishing german chuds" talk any good? i went for the dieselgate one and now i'm regretting my choice
Any /g/ tards actually attending?
>>107704872>lets keep the troon dissection to a minimumNo
>>107704945Interesting talk
>>107705000wtf is that furry shit
>>107705041Lots of furry shit here
Next talk. You guys will love thishttps://streaming.media.ccc.de/39c3/ground
>>107704872
>>107704872iToddlers btfo.
>>107704925Who let the brainlet in?
>>107705000That place looks like an absolute nightmare. I'd rather kill myself than attend that conference.
Nazis. Nazis everywhere!!!
>>107704872name one thing you have learned from watching the conf
The intro to their videos really triggers my autism, and I don't even have autism
>>107705347nobody learns anything from this middleschool playground get-togetherit's for desperate amateurs to network and pad their resume with it
>>107705370>>107705347Oh stop.
Pretty sexy biological female alert
>>107705426Why do 80% of girls and girls(male) wear animal ears?
>>107705347how PTP worksSome challenges of translating x86 to ARMThat scammers are stealing the money of the state by issuing fake train ticketsThat AMD PSP is fucking insecure shitWhat have you learnt today?
>>107705454They are probably antennae
>>107705426>woman (female)>ThinkPadM'Lady...
>>107705456so basically a first-paragraph-of-wikipedia general surface level knowledge of some broad vaguely tech related subjects?you learn 10x more by browsing this board for 30 minutes
>>107705454they're cutealso it's a furry weeb thing, terminal nerds with gender dysphoria and fursuiters at furry conventions both share one thing in common, a huge overrepresentation of ppl on the spectrum
>>107705497
Juts a heads up - next talk:https://fahrplan.events.ccc.de/congress/2025/fahrplan/event/spectre-in-the-real-world-leaking-your-private-data-from-the-cloud-with-cpu-vulnerabilities
>>107705500>you learn 10x more by browsing this board for 30 minutesIf you have spent years here you'd know that 99% of the threads are about the same few topics with not much to learn from. It's all just software dev, consooming technology, and /pol/bait.
even the males who aren't trooning out look like trannies. i don't ever want to hear anything about all the trannies on the nixos community ever again.
>>107705500>>107705347
>>107705556ywnbaw
>>107705562
>>107705562>Everyone that doesn't suck on hitler's dick is a tranny
Anyone watching the talk about the polizei hassling homosexuals in public toilets?
>>107705500>you learn 10x more by browsing this board for 30 minutesCool. What have you learnt today?
>>107705569>>107705556
>>107705591unless the polizei are charged with gassing these homosexuals(and jews), then no. no i am not going to watch that.
>>107705599
>>107705602Fair enough
What's it like just surrounding yourself with non-gender conforming computer nerds all the time?I clicked a mastodon instance link in the last 39C3 thread >>107681945 and every single post on there revolves around NixOS and gender transition in an unsettling and existentially dreadful way.Just imagine, every single word out of your mouth, every thought you have and every action you take all revolving around being perceived as the opposite sex, it seems incredibly exhausting, the world wide web was a mistake.
is anyone from /g/ acshually there?
>>107705598i am busy perfecting the skills that i already got and get paid for, why should i read this brainfart mental fastfood all day every day and watch your shitass first chapter introductory speeches on some irrelevant subjects allegedly tech-related but actually full of leftoid virtue signalling? doesn't make any sense unless you got time to waste aka nocoder unemployed neet.
jesus christ there are so many trannies, no wonder germany is doomed
>>107705636> I don't want to broaden my horizonsLowest IQ post I've seen today
Lots of pron on this ftp server151.219.62.46
>>107705658That graphic is rubbish. Obviously made by a kiddult
>>107705663nice try Herr Glühie
>>107705663
>>107705672No its legit - movies and mp3 too>>107705688Yep - attendees set up their ftp machines at the conference and use ip's allocated to them.
>>107704926It is. Faggot
>>107705825fuck off edge lord
>>107705041Where have you been in the last 10 years? almost all relatively young hackers and low level programmers have become furries or trannies
>>107705846Yeah, someone put something in the code
Next talk.
>>107705846the truth is that nobody cares about your FOSS projects or opinion on anything if you're cis and male in tech, meanwhile, if you just play wild and loose with your gender and dye your hair bright colors and larp as an anime girl IRL other like-minded people will eat up every word you say
>>107705663before anyone checks - it's all dolphin porn, don't bother
>>107705886Got some stickers here
>>107706000>defect right next to the ukraine flagi'm not sure they thought this one through
>>107706011Or maybe he did.
>>107706017no, trannies support ukraine and NAFO(also trannies) for some reason.
>>107706027This bloke aint a trannie though
>>107706032>what are chasers
>>107705324Just bought you a ticket for next year
>>107706047I dont know that word - is that this week's new zoomer term?
Im with a bunch of chan friends, anyone want to join and hang out?
>>107706140Post some pics please mate
>>107706149Of what? The troons?
>>107706169No - we dont need to see any more of that
>>107705426Where?
>>107706169something, literally anything that shows you're actually at 39C3 on the ground not just meming
>>107706227was herehttps://fahrplan.events.ccc.de/congress/2025/fahrplan/event/von-fuzzern-zu-agenten-entwicklung-eines-cyber-reasoning-systems-fur-die-aixcc
>>107706236Where on the photo, you retard.
I hate that most of those videos have cryptic word of play titles so you have no idea what the video is about until you skim through it.worse then clickbait.
>>107706295Ahh come on - takes but a few seconds to have a quick read.
>>107706000If I my iq ever increases and I manage to get to that convention I’m gonna use gnu/nazi stickers on my chinkpad (I’m brown btw)
>>107706309you're gonna get jumped by a bunch of antifas in fursuits anon
>>107706282You attending? If so, I will see you there:Pic rel.
>>107706321Seriously tho what happens if you show up to FLINTA* workships as a cis dude, are they gonna throw you out for not being gay enough?Can they even do that?
>>107706321>making different people refer to him differentlyHow equal of you, comrade.
>>107706319Im brown so I can say that they were the nazis all along
>>107706343open the event up and find out in the description.
>>107704872europeans really love rolling in their own shit. This is somehow worse than US corposhit
>>107705000uhm... actually you need EXPLICIT permission to take a photo of anyone in frame
>>107704945Considering the fact that literally anybody can spin up a hundred tor sites I'm going to wager a bet that the number of actual marketplaces on the so called darknet are in the 0.00x% range with most people just using it as file sharing. Now of "permanent" sites then maybe that number goes higher
https://events.ccc.de/congress/2025/hub/en/event/detail/spectre-in-the-real-world-leaking-your-private-data-from-the-cloud-with-cpu-vulnerabilitiesThis one was based.
>>107705663What kind of weirdo shares their ftp server in public and hosts a lot of porn on it?
>>107705347>watchingEveryone is on site drinking tshunk, sharing warez and getting femboy bussy.
>>107706462Oldfags
>>107705658Hilarious that (((Jacob Andrews))) can't even imagine what real work looks like.
>>107705658>comic author not being able to imagine one single thing a person who's not on the phone or watching slop all day might be doing in his free time
>>107706462a furry
>>107704872Was C3 always full of noose fodder?
Why do fascists get so angry when they are reminded of what they are?
>>107706657>Why do fascists get so angry when they are reminded of what they are?What are they? Normal? Breeders?
>>107706657>FascistsJust dont - stop using this word to describe everything that you dont like, everything that upsets you, everything that is not YOU.This worsd is so mis-used now it has lost its proper meaning.
>>107706672>>107706715clocked
