whoever designed this needs to die
>>107706304you retard you make the tongues fit AROUND EACH OTHERclearly you haven't kissed before
>>107706304>Make a UNIVERSAL serial bus>Design it like a fucking retard so it's retarded on every device foreversolved easily by a slightly different shape
>>107706304Agreed, I can never plug in this piece of shit even after many attempts and regardless of orientation. I always have to look and align it absofuckinglutely perfect or it won't go in while scratching the polishing surface around it. OP isn't wrong when he says somebody needs to die for making this port such a pain in the arse to use.
>>107706304This would have done numbers on the reddit front page in 2016
>>107706304skill issue
>>107706304Very few people understand the real issue with USB, the meme is that its not reversible. But that is not why usb is bad. The problem with usb is that the sides are perfectly vertical and square, there is no taper whatsoever, so unless you can see the port its almost impossible to align. There is no tactile feedback to guide you in, the plug is just sliding against the shield, and you have no idea which direction to move it to bring it into alignment.
>>107706613>There is no tactile feedback to guide you inThat's what she said.
>>107706473> somebody needs to dieA jeet developed USB.
It's always up in relation to the mother board.
>>107706709Except motherboard are normally vertical.Even the labels are sideways in your picture.
>>107706750"up in relation to the board."How are you managing to do the new captha sub 80iq.
>>107706709ok but what about front IO? who know what what that's facing
>>107706787Ok you got me there, but it is up in relation to the IO board. It's always up.
>>107706782It's a dumb rule and the front ports are the other way around so you can't even say "to the left".
>>107706827>Just break open the front panel to see which way some small internal PCB happens to be orientated at.
don't worryit's better now seeeven this graphic needs updating another one has been added
>>107706935>>107706957I've never had this problem.
>>107706304You could put a small sticker dot on the correct side up on the key or fob. Those paint pens can help with this too. But eventually that sticker or the paint will scratch off. USB 1, 2 and 3 full size ports ARE fucking stupidly designed. I will agree with this. The best design would be like a + sign. I don't know how they would figure out positive vs negative but that's not my fucking problem. Shape wise it is superior.
>>107706304Chinks made reversible usb a plugs
>tfw pc is so old it has one usb3/thunderbolt port>thought about building new one last year>didn't>prices now in eternal exponential spiral
>>107706957Or just look at the USB port if you're not sureAfter using the same case for a year, you should know the orientation
>>107706473Quantum physics explains this phenomenon.
>>107707996Well you've certainly made YOUR orientation clear, faggot.
>>107706304wrong 1 looks like correct 1
>>107706960Crazy how they memoryholed USB 3.0 and USB 3.1
>>107706346ohhhhh that's so hotImagine kissing a furry anthro upside down.
>>107706634Sex is the ultimate proof of biology being defined by physics. You just thrust your dick where it feels good and it just seamlessly slides in. But tech engineers don't have sex so they make shit like USB. It took people 15 years to turn their virgin shit to USB-C lmao
You're all fucking retarded. You feel for the two holes and face that part up when you plug it in without even looking. Literally shitsmeared dumbasses who don't know how to feel things with their fingertips. 0/10 problem solving skills.
>>107706613That's why you grab the cable with your thumb and index finger, feeling for the hole with your pointer, and then shimmy the cable as you stick it in so that it falls into place.
>>107706354And you would still have to try multiple time if you don't look at it.
>>107706304A plastic tab on top would have solved this but nope....
$5 for a magnet usb cable.