/g/ humour thread
>>107713048
>>107713048I don't need an external speaker nor an external mouse for my macbook. DVDs are outdated, you can just download the iso 9for software) or the VIDEO_TS folder for a movie and play it on VLC or MAcos Internal DVD Player.
>>107713048Saar,do not make me explain
>>107713072I don't care that that's a man, I must plap.
>>107713124>Teaching these subhumans English was the West's greatest mistakeWhat do you mean "west" Westren Europe doesn't and didn't speak English.You mean the Br*tish
>>107713086you having an autistic breakdown isnt humor
>>107713092>>107713124>>107713205
>>107713305The retards got filtered by the captcha.
>>107713247It ain't really humor. Most fo you fa/g/s really think like that
>>107713268what's funny about this? cancer sucks
>>107713072Nice rack
>>107713072I feel sorry for this young man.
>>107713624t. groomer
>>107713268Would
>>107713124>deletedkek
>>107713072PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>107713048All of this could be avoided if these motherfuckers just had normal notebook thickness that we had on laptops during the 1990s or 2000s so that they could have multiple USB ports and a bigger battery. And some smart power management to turn off USB ports not in use.
>>107713246rapunzel
>>107713268>his billionaire merchant friends have the cure for cancer>tries to defeat it by using hippie home remedies>dieswhat the fuck was he thinking?
>>107713352switching from pipsqueak to roar after it starts breaking character to give me empty warnings
>>107713268
>>107713072She's barefoot...
>>107714162>she
>>107713583>What will the little pony do next?Definitely not working at my company
>>107713565so did he
>>107713121It would have been funnier if it was less crazy, like keep the rotary controls and both mag safe chargers but no punchcard reader
>>107713086>good goy why would you need physical media
>>107713072classic
>>107713305sharty website
>>107714144thanks anon, i was looking for this one
>>107713268>cultist does cultist things even in the most extreme of circumstancesBelieving in yourself truly was correct
lot of ‘dr*id seethe ITT
>>107713072They all have drawing tablets, every single one. Thank god for AI replacing all these mediocre furry artists.
>>107714714Needs more pix... wait
>>107713816His ego got the better of him. It's so huge that one engineer jokingly called it the "reality distortion field".
>>107713787I think about that a lot; how if they added a half inch of thickness to a laptop, the batteries could last hundreds of hoursI also think about how an eighth of an inch added to a phones thickness would triple or 4x the battery life as well
>>107713540I wish I could unlock the other 4gb of my radeon
>>107713583The rainbow dash recolor is total ass, and the Fluttershy one isn't much better.If you want pastel ponies on your resume, get better pastels. Not hiring.
>>107713214too real.
>>107713583This one is like 15 years old by now. Guy had to make it during a company takeover because they wanted everyone's resume. Management didn't like it but his supervisor backed him up and got them to accept it.He didn't use it to apply to anything but the notoriety of it got him a few offers.
>>107714931Kek that's actually pretty based then
>>107714756Kautsubha is a cutie
