Am I the only one here who considers shit like this insulting? Why would any serious company treat its customers like this?
>>107716322Sounds like you should ask for a refund.
>>107716322Microsoft isn't a serious company dude lol
>>107716322Infantalization struck millenials real hard
>>107716322Millennials displaced Boomers as the plurality generation last year, this stuff isn't going away for a long, long time...
>>107716322no, I find the continued existence of shithub insulting too.
>>107716336Its stuck all generations, but yeah, milennials and zoomers have been nuked by it
>>107716322>Why would any serious company treat its customers like this?Because they know their consumers are completely brain dead NPCs.
>>107716322I thought it was a bread about AOKP.
>>107716336Infantilization, yes, but also the fact that someone at Microsoft thought that this painfully cringe page would be a clever and appropriate response to someone failing to get access to his important code and issue tracker.
Back in my day son, we used HTTP error codes, and we took them seriously. Brave men fought flamewars just to correct someone who used 404 instead of 403.
Slightly better than troonbis but yeah
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>>107716335>>107716392This error was in place way before Microsoft took over GitHub.I saw it back in 2014-2015 when I was doing some stuff with a project I was involved with.It probably is there since the very beginning.You are unironically a newfag.The internet back then was more fun, and (you) are the reason it's kill.
>>107716322i think you have to be a special kind of retard to get personally offended by something that is not directed at you, personally
>>107716434But you said that I'll never be a woman?
>>107716493>The internet back then was more fun, and (you) are the reason it's kill.Fun != Cringe>>107716694It is directed at me. I am the user of the software, retard.
>>107716409It's those 503 chumps that really grated my goat.Still find pieces of them in my teeth occasionally.
>>107716694>is not directed at youIt's a message for the user trying to visit the page, fucktard, who do you think it IS directed at? God?
>>107716734>>107716817please learn to read. i said directed at you, PERSONALLY. the person who made the dumb unicorn github page does not know you or anything about you. so why on earth are you getting mad like they're making fun of you, specifically? do you think dora the explorer is talking to you too?again, special kind of retard.
>>107716322Tech is a quirk chungus millenial-occupied culture. Being serious is not cool dude, you might as well come out as a nazi for suggesting treating a breach of service as a serious thing.
>>107716322I'm all for some character but this stuff just seems like it's trying too hard to seem quirky and weird. It comes off really jarring. Discord is the worst for this
>>107716493>The internet back then was more fun, and (you) are the reason it's kill.I like "fun", otherwise I wouldn't frequent this shitty board, but "fun" can also be patronizing. Some try-hard faggot came up with this at some point and they just rolled with it instead of politely telling him to fuck off and make a proper error page.
>>107716845Actions and words don't have to be aimed at someone personally for them to be affected. The entire premise of your argument is false.
>>107716898you're right it's actually totally rational to feel personally attacked by a png of a unicorn. jesus christ you're a pussy bitch.
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>>107716322why are tech bros stuck in 2012?
>>107716898Would you be offended if I told you to kill yourself?
Don't worryin 10 years time it'll be all pepes and basedjackswell assuming zoomers figure out how to make websitesone day they will right
>>107716336the artifical extension of childhood has been one of the most destructive consequences of the industrial revolution in terms of personal freedom. The state reclassifies young people as children in order to legally compel them into the mandatory public school system so corporations can devalue educated labor by creating a guarenteed surplus of literate drones. It then leverages this control to coerce them into going into debt so that these same corporations can sabotage the value of people with higher education. >>107716357this started in the 1920s as a consequence of the suffergette movement. Women didnt like their husbands and sons around unmarried women so they reclassifed adults as children by raising the age of consent, and then outlawed child labor. The consequence of outlawing child labor was that unemployed teenagers then migrated to prostitution and crime in order to meet their daily needs which resulted in a mass explosion of cheap sex workers which made the sufferegettes REE even harder until prostitution was outlawed in most western countries and lower class children were then forced into the newly established public school system. Originally designed for the poor and children of immigrants, less than 10 years later it was made mandatory for everyone.
>>107716322I don't think they show this shit in Github enterprise.This is purely for your humiliation, free customer.
>>107717200i remember my tech bro friends in 1998. we drank heavily, smoked, smoked dope, had girlfriends and used racial slurs unironically. good times.
>>107717348sounds pretty reddit
>>107716493It's unfunny to the majority of people. This isn't playtime. Make an actual joke about feces so we know that you have a personality. Not the safe option.
I love rANd0M 3viL PenGuINs ov D00M!@q!Maybe you're just an old wet fart OP
>>107716322GitHub has been having a lot of issues since they announced they're moving it to Azure.
>le internet iz SRS BZNZ!!!!11where did you people come from? Shouldn't you be in a nursing home by now lil unc?
>>107716322This happens more often if you aren't logged in
>>107716409404 is better in many cases because it doesn't tell users if things exist or not. It depends what the resource is.
>>107716336We really need a slur for millennials
There's no accounting for taste but I'm with the other anon, this is having fun with tech or at least someone is having fun with their job. I don't like it but I respect it.
>>107717572it's "unc" dumbassunc those lennies up dawg
>>107717381that's the most reddit attempt at a reply i have ever seen.
>>107717572just call them faggots like everyone else.
>>107716322wtf happened to octocat error messages?wtf is this dei bs?
>>107716322>He doesn't know Equestrians from /mlp/ are real.It's just The Unicorns, anon. They'll go away once you accept friendship into your heart.
>>107717636There are like 10 different error pages. M$ keeps making shithub worse while also fighting off hoards of scrapers which DoS any git forge. It's a nightmare out there.
>>107716322any excuse to inject their faggot shitreal unicorns would murder fags on sight btw
>>107716322The software itself is called Unicorn: https://github.com/defunkt/unicorn
