It seems like in the age of information, one of the better ways to remain unsearchable is to have someone else with your same name who is more famous than you are.
>>107730020write a name which quickly comes to your mind when you choose a famous name>Elon cuck
>>107730020This is true, no one can find me because they think im a boxer with 3 heavyweight wins. Good thing about it, no one is going to mess with me.