Stop calling AI "Slop".https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-really-wants-you-to-stop-calling-ai-slop-in-2026
Nah
>>107743219No
>>107743219>Slopya Nutella says-
>>107743219mind broken
>>107743219Fucker I was just about to make a thread about this.
>>107743219https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31JNEVHZxO8
>>107743219microsaaaaaaarft
>>107743219Not gonna happen, Nutella
>>107743219Salty Nutella eat shit like Indians do.
>>107743219So how are they planning on turning profit? Not sure what would need to happen so that regular people would start paying subscriptions for AI
>>107743306Just one trillion dollars more and you'll see
>>107743219>Nutella wants you to stop calling their refactored explorer.exe start-up process OS slopThen stop having it be slop, Nutella.
>>107743219This fucking idiot needs to step down.
>>107743306>So how are they planning on turning profit?Bro come on just another 5 billion. I just need another 50 billion. Man it's just 500 billion. What do you mean you don't have 5 trillion?
>>107743219
>>107743329PROMPT IT INTO THE AI!!SLOP IT!!!
Never going back to Nutella after this.>Roasted Hazelnuts (57%), Roasted Cashews (30%), Date Powder, Cacao Powder (5%), Sea Salt
>>107743359Nutella is slop.
>>107743219Saar! Please do not be calling it the slop!
>>107743219If a human didn't make the majority of creative/engineering decisions that went into something then it's slop. Slop can be nice but it's still slop in the end.
>>107743362sugar is supposed to be 85% of your daily calories
>We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication," Nadella laments, emphasizing hopes that society will become more accepting of AI, or what Nadella describes as "cognitive amplifier tools." "...and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our “theory of the mind” that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each otherHonestly, what the fuck is he even talking about?
>ynr Phil Spencer crying about people using "Xbone"soft company
>>107743219Cool. I'll stop calling it slop. AI-created content is a pollutant that has degraded the quality of the internet and the tech sphere in record time. Companies that have existed for decades such as Microsoft probably won't exist in 5 years because of it.
>>107743388big words to sell you Copilot+ subs
>>107743219AI Shit
>>107743376>Date PowderDates are 63% sugar. You have to be very careful when eating these things. They taste very good tho.
>>107743219slop
>>107743388>Honestly, what the fuck is he even talking about?Using AI in your day to day life as a way to simplify thingsTurns out, people have started to become even more retarded, specially young kids, because of how little brain usage comes with letting AI do everything for you
>>107743219Translation from corporate slop to human english: Please buy my AI products, we're burning billions and no one is biting.
>>107743376Starches break down to glucose, different from sucrose.
Then I will call it bullshithttps://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10676-024-09775-5
>>107743362
>>107743219Is this article the biggest example of autism yet in IT? Copilot is this decade’s Cortana.
>>107743722does this mean all books arrive bent
Windows 12 isn't happening, it will be CopilotOS. Microsoft lost millions to Linux so they need something you can't resist.
we were in a staff meeting last mobth and a white colleague slipped and called the cloudflare outage caused by “jeet code” and got a few chuckles. I saw him sign into teams the next day and he didnt reapons to a DM and he’s gone now. we literally have a total of 3 indians and two of them are remote helpdesk. None of them were in the meetingbe careful out there bros. that street shitter is going to make it some sort of racist dog whistle to call ai “slop”
>>107743734Obviously. Alex.ai has made it so.
>>107743722I feel like these summaries are convenient and save us time but also are reducing our attention span even more than it already is. It's like the same reason people only read the headlines in news, you get the gist of it but miss all the details behind it.Idk why I typed all that, I feel like I'm getting dumber each year.
>>107743306They'll just deduct fees from your bank account with or without your consent.
>>107743240based redditor shit stirrer
>he tells AI that it's slop that is harming humanity>gets banned and reported to the police for anti-robotic comments
>>107743219Microslop
>>107743219I'm gonna double down on calling it slop
>>107743219This scamming jeet retard is going to come to a bad end. Everything he touches turns to shit
>>107744108It's amazing he didn't have a moment of self-reflection when he admitted 30% of Win11 (that everyone hates) is Vibe Coded and needs to refactor explorer.exe into a fucking startup process that still takes two minutes to load because of it.
>>107743936>Claude, generate some cheese pizza
>>107743219Sloppa Nadella
>>107743219could we call it AI Curry instead?
>>107744358No
>>107744358No curry is actually good and I enjoy cooking it.
do not redeem the slop saar
>>107744268>ask Claude to generate LeCun>get v&
>>107743219Nah, this time it's actually a very good and descriptive word. It really is slop.
>>107743306They'll conveniently liquidate their personal positions before the collapse and skip merrily along to some quiet island country. Oh, you mean the company?
Indians, even the 99th percentile ones, simply do not have a "taste" gene. No sense for aesthetic or refinement. They are an inherently clumsy, sloppy people.
>>107743388I wonder if he always talked like this or if listening to AI generated podcasts during his commute every day has destroyed his language skills.
>>107743525be a bood goy and let daddy microshaft do all your thinking for you.
>>107743306The MS Office subscription my dad is paying has doubled in the last three years.
>>107744358stop insulting curry like that
>>107743219Indians are the gods of slop.Look at their food!
>>107743388>>107743525>>107744512No, this is normal corpo speak. You use it to make even the most banal statement like "AI lets you organize" into shit like "AI broadens your mental library to hone in on the tomes of chief importance to maximize time economy and minimize waste."
>>107743750genuinely tragic if true.
>>107744615>AI broadens your mental library to hone in on the tomes of chief importance to maximize time economy and minimize wastekek I sense we have an expert in the thread
BringBackBallmer
>>107744615His writing makes less sense than your exaggerated example though
>>107743219How did he even receive citizenship, is he on h1b visa? Why are all ceo's in western world jeets while in chi-nah there are nowhere to be seen?
>>107744561Indian food is actually nice.
>>107744687Corporate America was blindsided at the worst time. A combination of greed (wanting their cheap workers) and discrimination (indians took full advantage of DEI policies while not being retarded blacks). Top end Indians present well as competent people, you don't really see the long term scam coming, which is giving the entire operation to their fellow Indians.
>>107743228fpbphttps://youtu.be/AXnnWt86lXY?
>>107743219>Won't somebody please think of the pajeets feelings?
>>107743219It's alright because he can stop calling me a shareholder.
>Don't call it slop, it devalues muh shares!
>>107743693>That will be $20 Sir
>>107743327It's worth it for the AGI
>>107744521Apps for business is pretty much the same as ever, what do you mean? Business standard too.
If 2025 was anything to go by, the slop is only going to increase in 2026.
>>107743219sloptacle and slopstance
>>107743232kek
>>107745101I've been seeing quite a bit less slop as of late. I think the early 2024-mid 2025 was peak sloppage
>>107743306They have borrowed so much already they can't pay the interest back let alone the principal.But every major government on earth sunk money into this shit so they'll let it crash while they fuck off and let austerity retards fuck over the poors again
>>107743219I'll also call him jeet
>>107745236>I've been seeing quite a bit less slop as of late.Where?
>>107744958I can buy it for 6 euro. I'm pretty sure nutella is like the same price.
>>107743219Why is this jeet so enamored with AI anyway?
>>107745495It is the future for India. A bright future.
>>107744549sar
>>107744412SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>107745101I think 2026 is going to be the year when we will start seeing a true desperation from companies trying to make this AI investment worthwhile.
