Is there a way to girlfriend-proof your phone so it doesn’t look like you’re trying to hide 20,000 racist memes or your xvideos bookmarks?
>>107763729delete the girlfriend
>>107763729keep that shit in your PC you subhuman ape, phones have other use cases.
>>107763729No, there are too many ways the phone will rat you out (history, recent tabs, recent files, recent searches, auto-complete, etc. and it’s next to impossible to keep perfect discipline keeping everything clear. It’s better to not view and keep such things on your phone or, ideally, at all.
>>107763729honeymoon phase.Enjoy it bro ,love is wonderful.
>>107763729>ike you’re trying to hide 20,000 racist memes or your xvideos bookmarkswhat kind of retarded zoomer does that on a phone wtf
i just show the funny racist memes to herand she uses bdsm videos to schlick off so
>>107763729>throw away the iPhone and get an android with a memory card slot>save your memes to the card>make the gallery app point to the phone storage by default>she checks your phone and it's nothing selfies she sent you that you savedYou're welcome
>>107763729Use a biometric ID or a strong password and tell her to fuck off. They are like cats, if you don't set your boundaries they will take ownership of you and your life.
>>107763729If your girlfriend is bothered by your 20,000 racist memes and xvideos bookmarks, it's not going to last anyway
Android is incompatible with having a girlfriend
>>107763896They will find an innocent way to get their hands on it, like wanting to change the music in the car if it’s streaming from your phone
>>107763729i just went and got a foreign girl. she thinks the racist shit is funny
>>107763729Yeah, don't put your racist memes or porn on your fucking phone.
>>107763729I show my girlfriend child porn and she thinks it's hot. Just get a better gf
>>107763729yeah, use a fucking pin you retard
>>107764239>”Why won’t you let me use your phone? I just want to change the music in the car since you’re driving. You’re not hiding anything from me are you?”
>>107763729just get a racist coomer gf
>>107763824>gf wants to use your PC
>>107764371>Yeah, I’m hiding all my anime pornography. Was that so hard?
>>107763729fuck off normie reeee
>>107763729>gentle but firm backhand>mind your businessggez
>>107763729Don't use a smartphone, use a laptop with Haiku OS installed on it like a man
>>107763729You've got a flip phone that can't really do much beyond make calls and do texts, so no problem, right?
>>107763729Fuck off normgroid.
>>107763729>hiding your racist memeswho does that?
>>107763729Imagine having a nosy ass girlfriend. Low trust relationship niggas I tell ya.
stop being a degenerate racist
>>107763729Second profile on android.
mehit is well known that when you get a gf your anon days are past youYou collect all your stuff, encrypt it with 20 char password and never look backTrue story, I have no more memes, my browser history is pristine. No porn pics or videos.(if she drops you, you can decrypt it)
this shit sucks
>>107763729If you're already at that point of mistrust just break it off with her. I don't understand why niggers try to stick around with women who obviously don't like them or aren't good for them.Most people truly are in relationships simply out of FOMO.
Just date a guy. My boyfriend is a /lit/fag.
>>107763834It's pretty bad how there's a honeymoon phase and how you can literally feel the chemicals wane away a few months after. I remember feeling the come down super hard literally while looking at the woman and her mustache while she was eating a burger.
>>107763729you put a pepe as wallpepe so she doesnt get the effect of "hiding shit" when she sees your homo-skeptic/antisemitic/race-realist memes
>>107765295yeah that works only when youre a faggot
>>107765298last one personally she stopped sucking me and fucking with me so at the end of the day i just left her.Saw too much guys on internet trapped in a family who were miserable about all of that.As one said "one day you'll fucker and she'll tell you "you done ?" and you'll just want not to fuck her anymore"
>>107765295>>107765326also>liti bet hes the bottom
>>107765326Do as the Greeks did: date a femboy. When he's no longer young, trade him in for another.
>>107765365>greekstheyre all deadand the longest lasting of them- the spartans, survived until 14th centuryguess whatthey killed faggots
>>107765356I do believe in monogamous, long lasting relationships, and at some point love has to be a choice. Yet I agree with you --and modern women are too pozzed to be worth sticking around for.
>>107763729>has gf>watches pornkys you cuck.
>>107764371>no
makin' grok lewds of her instagram friends onlineman the future is here
>>107763824this. my phone is so boring. anything fancy happens ton the PC
>>107765326skill issue
>>107763729>xvideosunc no one uses that anymore
It's simple. make an account on the porn sites. open private browser, log in, all your bookmarked vids are safe and away from prying eyes, gone when you close the private tabs. Porn sites are the one place where an account and saved vids are actually useful.
>>107764371I don't drive. My girlfriend drives and uses her own phone connected to the bluetooth.
>>107764371>there's music controls on my lock screen you blind cunt.
>practice gf found the fox folder
>>107763729I don't.I just give her the pin and let her use my phone. She doesn't even bother trying to find anything because the fact that I just let her do whatever with my phone seems to placate her.that said there are gallery apps that let you hide folders you know.
Why are you asking an incel site about girlfriends?
>>107763729>so it doesn’t look like you’re trying to hide 20,000 racist memes or your xvideos bookmarksOP she won't care unless its your exes
Is there a way to girlfriend-proof your computer so it doesn’t look like you’re trying to hide 20,000 child porn images and videos or your topic links bookmarks?
>>107763793all women are leftists
>>107764503women are too pc illiterate to find anything even surface level hidden
>>107763729Yea delete all the degenerate shit and stop being a lowlife
>>107763729If you need to hide something from your girlfriend the relationship won't work out anyway
>>107765050this.
>>107769036don't these sites nuke videos at random dude, I remember losing all my pornhub collection
>>107769036>>107771096porn sites are the one place where downloading videos is actually useful. i rarely re-watch videos that aren't porn, and on the internet, and especially porn sites, if you don't download it, there's no guarantee it'll be there when you want to see it again.
>>107763729Men with girlfriends don't waste their time on X.
>>107771996... much less /g/
>>107771973right man, after that incident I save most of the stuff I like
>>107763729aikido that shitfind a racist gf who shares your taste in porn and will get all horned up when she looks at your xvideos bookmarks, and you'll never have to worry about your phone again
>>107770792I was tempted to write something about this being exaggerated and unrealistic but after reconsidering you're honestly right, every time I had a conversation with someone mired in a shit relationship they talked as if they were plotting something against them even if they were old, decrepid and endured each other for like 20 years
>>107763729Use .nomedia
>>107773364>women are incapable of comprehending file systems
>>107763960Even iPhones have masked folders for pictures nowadays. No way a gf would end up browsing that one 'by accident'.If she breaks up with you because you have a hentai folder or because you laugh at racist memes, she isn't worth keeping anyway
>>107763729Get a woman that isn't a cunt that you will have to hide that shit from and is in fact really cool about that shit (and in general).>Inb4 sudch women don't exist or they're tranniesYes, biological woman like that exist. You';re just a fucking retard that doesn't know where to start looking like every other male simp.
>>107770421I'm sure some are right handed
>>107763729>Women>2026
>>107763729Y are you watching porn if you have a girlfriend?
why would I want a girlfriend who wasnt more racist than me? she has to be about the 14 or else she'd getting 86'd.
>>107773328You just need to look at any successful relationship, they will never have big secrets from each other. If you need to hide something it's either because you fucked up or you are ashamed of something. The only thing that is fine are temporary secrets like a birthday surprise.
>>107763729My wife has never once looked at my phone. Not even when we were dating. I don't even have a lock on mine.
>>107763793/threadIf she's not bringing you racist memes or full-length 4K pornos, she isn't The One.
>>107763868>SD card gets corrupted >All maymays lostNow what?
>>107763729tell the bitch to stay off your phone, simple as that. if she cant respect such a boundary cut her loose before its too late
>>107770421His solution still stands
>>107770792toddler mindsetpeople write and search for embarrassing shit on their phones all the time, hell i write a lot of stuff down and i have a bunch of notes i've taken that i feel embarrassed for myself when viewing. you should be able to have some personal space and shouldn't feel forced to disclose every aspect of yourself as keeping some individuality is healthy. if your partner doesnt trust you enough for that the relationship is already shit
>>107775830where do you start looking?
>>107779503I think he was talking about having to hide his memes so his gf won't find them when checking his phone.
>>107763729>adult>stores memes on any deviceJust delete that shit.>in relationship>watches pornWhat's the point?
>>107779117green flag, you should marry her
>>107763729women are deprecated and will be removed in 2027
>>107763729i don't have a gf, but my sister-in-law has mentioned shit like gamer girl pee, so i know she still surfs 4chan is an ok galalso>he searches porn on his phonewtf is wrong with you?
>>107770812Racism is logical. Don't be a retard
>>107779294Rethink your life choices that let you to neglect proper data backup
>>107779503This is 100% true. I've been married for years and this is how it has to be. If we're at the point where we're suspicious of each other and trying to dig things up to confirm our suspicions the relationship is already ruined. I've been there. There's no going back from that. I don't like feeling violated. If you are doing things like that once you're probably going to keep doing it so it's better just to end it.
>>107763923I have never owned an iPhone. Every smartphone I ever owned was Android. I had multiple girlfriends. I'm married. I bought my wife her iPhone.
>>107779778respect, everyone deserves a bit of personal space
I have never in my life had a screen lock on my phone. I literally don’t care what anyone thinks of my data
>>107779900I wouldn't want someone to have access to my data if my phone was lost or stolen. That's reason enough for me to lock it. If my wife was that kind of person she could unlock it with my finger while I was sleeping but I don't think she would do that. She would be pretty bored by what she found if she did.
>>107763729use a second profile or a work profile or private space or a custom launcher and change the app icons and names to some inconspicuous shit
>>107779977wait>iphone filenameyou can't do ANY of that LMAO!
>>107775830Most normie girls have been conditioned to get the ick if you're into crypto, gaming and porn. Good luck
>>107779514An asylum.
>>107779503>>107779778And that's why you are single
>>107781629thats why the married man is single
>>107780719>>107779514>Chasing after normalfag chicks when you know that they aren't into the shit you areThis is why you dorks are eternally single. Stop playing by the ruleset that doesn't work for you. You aren't going to find a chick 100% like you, but finding a chick similar enough that you can make something out of it isn't a herculean task. You act like you can't find ANY chicks that have any interesting hobbies or other shit that would make for a good gf. You already lost by admitting as such.
>>107781807 (Me)>>107779514>>107780719Meant to post this. Stop acting like it's completely hopeless to find a woman nowadays. It isn't in the abhorrent social nightmare that is the United States and Western Europe, but it's doable.
>>107781807Find where?>>107781831she seems sweet
Android has some form of thot protection that separates the phone. Are you fucking retarded OP. Read up your phone features.
>>107781831>>107781807neither of you answered my question. I asked where
>>107782474>>107783730Go to where nerdy chicks congregate in your area and you'll find them there.
>>107783777What do I do if there isn't one?
>>107763729You're doing it wrong. SHOW her that shit. Every cringe piece of it. If she rejects you, good, you dodged a bullet, she doesn't like the real you. If she's into it, fucking marry her. If she's neutral... well, she respects you enough to tolerate it even if she isn't into it, so that's something at least.
>>107779612Thank God, finally
>>107779924Your faukt for uaig biometric
>>107763729iOS lets you hide apps, doesn’t it?
