Over the years I have been noticing more and more people recording everything and anyone with no regard.I dont want to be part of tiktok or instagram short form videos or weird interview things. Especially when you are in places where you cannot just walk away like on airplanes.Is there something out there that makes it so when a camera is pointed at you, the footage becomes useless? Like some high power invisible light that fries the sensor or a jammer or anything really. I am tired /g/.
>>107764258take the monk pill and always puts your hood on.
>>107764258My strategy is to do something which ruins the footage but isn't illegal. Walk backwards, windmill my arms, that kinda thing. If someone's shooting establishing shots for an ad they don't want some scrawny nerd walking backwards doing windmills in the background so they'll naturally cut me out. At least this is my theory. Yes I am aware of how fucking autistic this is and how much of an idiot I am.
>>107764299if its some tiktok grifter then they may record you to put online for clicks cause it is weird.
>>107764258Yes, you take their phone and throw it as far as you can.
Body odor. It doesn't come through on video so it's not interesting to viewers but for the people doing the recording, it makes this very unpleasant, so they go somewhere else.
>>107764258Print photos of naked children and show them to the camera when this happens. If they publish the video, YouTube will delete it.
>>107764258Laser pens
hmm the easiest way is>put both hands over your own face (you can choose a cute stance or a firm stance)>"no photos please, no photos please" (no need to explain shit, just state what you want)it's the most polite way to get to the result, 9 times out of 10 the offending party stops. In that 1 on 10 you might want to pause to decide if assaulting them is worth it
>>107764258fart spraywarning: may attract a bigger problem, if you know what I'm talking about
does the anti-chink magic words work on TikTok?
>>107765274.....no I don't know what you're talking about
>>107764258This shit really pisses me off, like I was in a restaurant a while back and someone came in and just started recording a review and being really loud and obnoxious. They were also rude to the wait staff. I got up and left since I was unfortunately in the table next to them.
>>107764299This is the move.
>>107765090This would work.
>>107764258Put on a sixth finger. Now you're just generative AI.
>>107765378imagine you are sitting next to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IQZOMIeP_U?=6How is this shit legal. Cant relax, cant sleep, always on your toes cause you dont wanna end up being ridiculed online for looking weird in their video or worse.
grab the phone and throw it into the most inaccessible place you can see
>>107765409Serious outside the box thinking here
>>107764258
>>107764258>>>Is there something out there that makes it so when a camera is pointed at you, the footage becomes useless?we all know what the answer is
>>107766795Infrared? You're talking about infrared light, right?
>>107764258>>107765023>>107766275
>>107765090just showing sfw lolis would be as effective in these times
>>107764258Back when Tech TV was a thing Kevin Rose hosted a segment called “Dark Tips” where he demonstrated cheating traffic cameras by spraying some type of clear coat on license plates that would give off a glare impervious to cameras. So I guess if you wore really shiny makeup that could bounce light into a camera lens maybe that could disguise yourself
>>107764258local emp emitter
>>107765090>>107765399>>107767069You would find a movie about your life on youtube afterwards.
>>107767117fucking kek
>>107767087IR LEDs. Outdoors, the sun will probably drown them out, but anything less than that will turn you into a hotspot in the image.
>>107764299Pick your nose while staring at the camera.
>>107767032ok at what point during the making of this scene do we accept the fact we've gone too far with thiswilling to bet he got massively bullied when it happened irl and he's been stewing about this for fucking years until he became an anime director
>>107764258just be smelly and crazy people will leave you alone and if they dont just beat the shit out of them or throw your shit on them they probably wont ever film again
Blasting copyright music would make the audio worthless.
When you're in a public space you have no expectation of privacy, and whoever wants to film, can. You can however, just be an ugly low value male who is repulsive enough no one would want to get you on film. You seem to be well-ahead on that one
>>107767490There was this guy who used to deliberately get into altercations with police for live stream views so the cops said his address out loud like 40 times in a row.
>>107767495I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!
