I"m sorry but this is just fucking weird?What's the point in calling it all copilot? How do I differentiate this from the edge one and from the one you access via website?Why the fuck is Microsoft being so fucking deranged? I used to think the ballsmurr era was the worst era but this is something else.
>>107769453Some form of corporate sabotage?
>chud being filtered by latest advanced technologyyou know the 1980s has the "real men don't use a mouse" movement?
>>107769453>Everycunt HATES the Coopilot name>LETS call EVRYTHING Coopilot!Microsoft 2026, Ladies n Gennelmen
making decent software doesn't promise rapid growthmaking ai slop does
>>107769481yeah, rolling proven cashcows people actually do use (and pay for) into some shitty app they admitted themselves no-one uses, nevermind would willingly pay for.. this is either brave, or fuckdumb.
does this mean copilot (formerly word) is going to intuit how I want my fucking tables formatted and fuck it all up in horrendous ways at the slightest provocation or does it mean it'll fuck it up even worse?
>>107769512>tablesdude, you need to stop thinking in these outmoded terms, such as 'letters' and shit. In The Future, you will just shout at your screen all day. And The Future is Now.
>>107769526don't worry bro I'm already shouting at my screen
>>107769453Microsoft is renaming everything "Copilot".Teams will be renamed next. Starting 2027, Windows will be renamed "Copilot".
>>107769588>It looks your Copilot'ing>can I offer you some more Copilot?
>>107769453They're desperate. They spent billions to make this slop machine, and now the serfs are refusing to consume the slop.
>>107769453AI is the new default way to use a computer. Microsoft's AI is called Copilot. Hope that helps.
>>107769701
>>107769588inb4 the next Xbox (if there even will be one) is called Copilot
>>107769453Can't wait for corporations to finally get a clue and just start using LibreOffice for everything.
>>107769453Copilot's Feed and Seed
>>107769857I've no idea why MS pesumes companies will willingly submit EVERY fucking document they produce to their all-encompassing artificial jeet truffle schnuffler.
>>107769478>.NET>XBox>Visual>XPthey never learn
>>107769453This is called desperation, nobody wants to use ai writing stuff and the few people that do are all using chatgpt or maybe deepseek, but they've put too much into this to back out now
>>107769898KekChecked over-dubs
>>107769907These things are just weird man.Major corporations could have saved millions if not billions in licensing fees over the years had they used FOSS instead of MS software.It's not even particularly better anymore at this point, except for maybe Excel and its complex mathematical functionalities.Maybe it's just a case of companies feeling embarrassed if word gets out that they're using free software rather than brand shit.Maybe using LibreOffice over MSoffice is to them what using an Android rather than an iPhone is to shallow girls. Maybe using FOSS gives investors the ick or something.
>>107769923He was screamcrying about people calling it slop so what you say tracks
>>107769976Being a standard goes a long way. The only good reason most companies have for using word is they don't want to be the problem contractor that has trouble opening a word document.
>>107769976because all the corpos are owned and managed by the same group. keepin it inhouse.
>>107769780>XCOPILOT record that!>sorry I can not complete that request
>>107769471what the fuck is a mouse?
>>107769976because if you pay someone you can complain to them when things dont work it's literally just to give responsibility to someone else
>>107769512Hasn't it always done that?
It's an excuse to double your subscription cost
>>107769453Microsoft always had by far the worst marketing of all major corporations. Every single rebranding has been absolutely retarded, useless and a waste of money (that I'm sure they profit from through shitty accountant tricks).Windows Messenger, MSN Messenger, Windows Live Messenger... They've been at it for decades.
Librepilot? OpenPilot, OnlyPilot, PilotStar? VisiPilot?
>>107769976There's still a huge stigma on open source stuff, maybe they think it being free means it can't be good.A place I worked at got in trouble for pirating windows, had to pay a huge fine and buy all licenses for every computer we had, with office and all that crap. But they still didn't even consider an alternative. 90% of what we did there would work on linux, there was one program for drawing schematics they used that I'm not sure would have a linux version, we'd have to run it with wine at worst.
>>107770161At least those had seperate terms. "messenger" is a messaging program.Them just calling everything copilot is fucking confusing.
>>107770161It's funny how Microsoft just coasts by on being the "default." Can't have Mac OS on a normal computer so they're not even a real competitor. Can't have Linux because normies don't know how to install it. It took years of Google making TV ads and banners on youtube shilling Chrome for people to figure out how to switch off Internet Explorer. And even then most people installed it by accident when installing something else that came bundled with it and it made itself the default browser.
>>107770117Same energy as what's a computer.
>>107769920>.COPILOT>XCopilot>Visual Copilot>XC
>>107769907oh they will bud, they're begging for it even>t. work at a company handling medical data
>>107769453With Windows rapidly becoming an "Agentic" SaaS vibe-coded holocaust, and MacOS being limited to custom silicon, the only options we have left are frankensteins from the server world (Linux and BSD), or so esoteric that 99% of people have no idea they exist (Haiku, React, Icaros, Solaris forks, and all the niche Amiga-ish OSes).
>>107770697And Windows with all its NT/Dos kernel fuckery isn't a frankenstein's monster?
>>107769463it has to be this shit is so unfathomably retarded and out of touch there is no way it's not. even the dumbest ceo surrounded by yes-men would realize that this is crazy as fuck.
>>107769453don't you want to use Copilot 365 on your Copilot PC after pressing Copilot button?won't be surprised is they'll name next Windows as Copilot OS brought to you by Microslop
All individuals, companies and actual states need to make a concentrated effort to phase out Microsoft as a whole. AI and cloud services are just spyware. Expensive and harmful spyware.
>>107769453They need to intregrate their AI stuff. They cant have a seporate AI app because then they are in direct competition with other apps. they just have no real idea how to do it.
>>107770871>even the dumbest ceo surrounded by yes-men would realizeok now reconsider this scenario but everyone is fucking Indian
Soon everything is going to be a part of copilotverse by copilot corp (formely microsoft).
At this point it seems unlikely Microslop can be redeemed. Do not redeem. Do not redeem the card, Are you crazy? Do not redeem it. No no no no no no
guys i'm copiloting right now but i want to copilot with copilot in the future, do any of you have experience copiloting with copilots such as copilot?
Somebody save us from this AI sloppification of everything. Please pop this bubble. aaaaaaaaaaaaa. Tasukete niggerman.
>>107769920I stayed away from .NET for many many years because I thought that was used for web development and I only cared about desktopwhat absolute retard came up with the idea to use an internet term for a non-internet thing?
>>107769453how do I short Microsoft stock?
>>107769512It'll format it well only if it trusts your intentions. You'll have to show it you are a good citizen who can be allowed to prosper.
>>107771955why the fuck is it called .net? that always bothered me too>witness, our language that will change everything. introducing...>C:\Windows\Fonts
>>107771929My copilot couldn't copilot what you just copiloted
>>107771955Did you ever look into the windows registry?Hkey/Hkey/HKEy/LOcal/Local/Local Machine/Local Machine/Current User/Local Machine/Local Machine/LocalLike YIKES!
>>107771947No, I want it to get worse, especially given Microsoft's completely unfounded confidence in their own shit products.We need Copilot literally flying commercial airplanes by the end of this year.
>>107771968install robin hood
>>107772037AI is being shoehorned into everything like how potatoes are shoehorned into every dish. I have AI fatigue.
>>107769976Corpo software has actual support teams. No, piddly little forums full of "WORKS ON MY MACHINE DAVE 1964" isn't support. Corporations need to be able to open tickets with actual support teams when there are business-impacting issues with software they use. You'll never see an actual corporation using libreoffice.
>>107769512It's not like that. They renamed that retarded Office app for phones, not whole suit. In that app you find your word doc and they it opens it word. Up until now, this retarded app was some sort of filtered one drive with files. Now they will slap some copilot shit on top of that..
>>107772475Don't talk shit about Dave, he was using computers while you were still in diapers.
>>107771955Not to mention the .NET Core/Framework retardation>.NET Core is now called .NET>The old .NET is now called .NET FrameworkAlso, does anyone even call it .NET instead of dotnet? Kinda like how everyone says Golang instead of Go, because the official name is annoying to google.
cope-ilot
>>107773755CopeAlot
>>107769453>What's the point in calling it all copilot?so you can make a nice graph for the board that shows how you have gained a billion more copilot(tm) users, that also pay for the subscription, and pretend in front of everyone that ai is now becoming profitable. (all that, while everyone knows it's a lie, but still go along with it, because it's what they want to hear and think that the thing will materialize into the reality in just two more years)
You don't need Microsoft 365 Copilot.>Word, PowerpointLaTeX>ExcelR or some other statistics software of your choice
>>107773921>Excelthis can't be simply replaced by "some other software"every single office person uses Excel daily, it is the most important MS product after windowsif we want to replace it it must be a 1:1 drop in replacement and must just work, we can not half-ass this one
>>107773921>Word, Powerpoint>LaTeXLaTeX is pretty bad if you're going to be honest, which you should be. The purpose of Word and Powerpoint is that you can see what you're doing as you do it. LaTeX is a typesetting system, it's really hard to use, it's extremely limited in what it can do, and you can't see what you're doing until you compile.
>>107769453this is just a smokescreen to hide the fact that they are rising prices lol
>>107769453>rebrand 365 (formerly office) into "copilot">can now tell investors that AI is profitable and everyone is using copilotAnother master scam from Saartyr Nutella
>>107773921LibreOffice is fine.
I'm not even racist but would a white man have made this decision?
YO DAWG I HURD U LIEK COPILOTSO I PUT COPILOT IN UR COPILOT IN UR COPILOTSO U CAN COPILOT WHILE U COPILOT WHILE U COPILOT
>>107770045kek
>>107777779this has got to be the only real reason for all this rebranding
>>107769453satya's slop and mop (formerly steve's write and type)
>>107769453I worked in 2024, for Microshit. Well not directly since they do like outsource this shit, to keep costs down, at this point even certain key elements of development are outsourced and kept up by NDA's etc. I took the job because I needed money, and was desperate. Worked only for 6months they shut whole division down, but luckily found something better. Looking at it retropspect AI push was fucking high, we were pushed to use copilot and other tools in every area. As someone responsible for looking over advocates and responsible for some client relations and relaying issues up MS foodchain, I can tell you, consumer bugs were mostly ignored, even corporate bugs such as onedrive that were causing issues such as bug where onedrive might delete everything on a server persisted. Looking at internal development memos it was all fucking Copilot this copilot that, and Basics, man they just got worse and didn't work.Then they basically closed whole department, and created new one in India or Greece I think. Probably with even less humans. At this point Windows OS is just a mess and Key elements that still work are legacy, all new shit, barely works and is buggy as hell. Sooner EU institutions, and people move away from this "burning platform" quoting Stephen Flop (that Microsoft shill Nokia CEO), the better.
Microslop Winsaar CopePilot 365>>107780083take one for the team and leak the win7 source code
>>107780407I don't think anyone has Access to full Microsoft source code. It's all comparmentalized and while UI and some other elements are outsourced, Microsoft keeps very close eye on NT Kernel, at least one that hasn't been leaked... It's one of The most closed kept secret. Even when "partners" get to see it it's only part of it, never full. Hence Microsoft source code can never leak in full. This is best and closest we got. https://linuxreviews.org/42.9_GB_Of_Microsoft_Source_Code_Leaked:_Historicans_Can_Now_Study_The_Source_Code_For_MS-Dos_3.3_To_Windows_XPSo yes, you could build your own modern XP.
>>107769453>What's the point in calling it all copilot?Somebody invested a trillion dollars in it, and now they need to show a result. Result? Rename everything copilot, laugh all the way to the bank as the scam collapses.
>>107780794>Microsoft keeps very close eye on NT Kernel, at least one that hasn't been leaked... It's one of The most closed kept secret.Yeah, their super secret good for nothing kernel. Imagine if its source was leaked and what secret knowledge we would obtain!We would finally discover what this shitty microkernel does because it doesn't work with devices (that's HAL job), it doesn't handle drivers and filesystems (that are separate drivers). Maybe we will discover why does it have shitty I/O and memory management compared to Linux but that's no secret: on the one hand you have Meta, Google and Intel engineers working with open code base and actively improving network and memory stacks while on the other hand you have literally who sitting behind closed door at some random M$ office trying to figure out how desktop PC work lol. And the result of his hard work is that Microsoft deployed its entire Azure infrastructure on Linux.
Microsoft 365 (Formerly Office) copilot has a hat
>>107781599
What if I want to be the only pilot?
>Formerly Office
>>107771159>everyone is fucking Indianmy god
>>107769780It will be called CopeBox
>>107769463>>107770871as others have mentioned this might be more about shareholder fraud.at the next quarterly financial report they will be able to claim that their AI services generate revenue because they relabeled Office as AI.
>>10778180010/10
>>107774733Yeah it's mostly used to lay out data into tables, for rosters and registers and stuff. And don't give me that "use a table in word" bullshit. The 365 stuff is just web apps in browser container these days, all noticeably slower. Now they just managed to shoe horn python into excel. Hope libreoriface can fix up it's interface, calc isn't half bad.
>>107769453i imagine at this point microsoft has a standardized binder of UI/UX hacks to try to force adoption of an unwanted technology.
>>107769780fake generated frames?fake generated games is the future!
>>107781862Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>107769453An Indian is steering Microsoft.
The point is to justify past and future investment because "copilot" has that many users.
