I want to be a cartoonist

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>>107778596
give me a job RIGHT NOW

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After being unemployed for 2 years I've applied to do a masters in computing.
There's just nothing else I'm interested in.

>>107779589
wtf were u doing for 2 years unemployed bro

>>107779630
getting rejected from software dev jobs

>>107779589
>>107779741
Hope you're ready to turn those 2 years into 4 but this time you'll have a useless Master's Degree to use to wipe your ass

>>107779741
hopefully u can get internship while doing your masters

>>107780085
>hopefully u can get internship while doing your masters
*unpaid

i'll send my resignation letter this week
see you guys next month

>>107779630
My friend was unemployed for 4 years and he recently got a good tech job, 3 years he was neet and doing some self taught programming and last year he was taking care of his father who got cancer and died in summer 2025

>>107780270
I sent mine in November. We EU cucks have notice periods, mine is 3 months.
Would love to join you from march but I got another gig lined up.

>>107780287
damn what a beast i would think 4 years out is total resume death unemployable final boss

I'm officially applying to warehouse operative and janitorial jobs. It's over.

got an internship interview lined up in 2 hours, will post how that went

Why does my college force me to present my projects? I didn't sign up for CompSci to fucking talk. I can't talk for shit, that's why I did CompSci. These idiots are so out of touch with CompSci majors. Fucking idiots.

The call came on a Tuesday. A routine follow-up, I thought. Instead, a polite, robotic voice informed me my critical health insurance claim had been denied. In an instant, the floor vanished. The cold, clinical language detailing their "policy rationale" was a different kind of impact, a slow-motion collision with a system designed to say no.

The fear was visceral. A deep, chilling dread about the future, about costs, about stability. My mind did what it always does when confronted with chaos: it sought the familiar. It sought control.

As the panic swelled, my fingers instinctively found my laptop keys. The spreadsheet from earlier was still open. I dove in. I crafted the project timeline with a ferocious clarity I didn’t know I had. I answered emails with a precision that felt like surgery. In the eye of my personal hurricane, my work became my anchor.

Some might call this avoidance. A toxic distraction from a real problem. They're wrong.

In that moment of sheer powerlessness, my work was the one domain where my effort translated directly into result. It was my proof of agency. The focus it required didn't numb the fear; it transmuted it. It became fuel. The intense pressure I felt wasn’t a burden, it was a forge. It sharpened my concentration to a laser point. The "obsession" they warn you about? It was my lifeline. It was the discipline that kept me from spiraling, the structure that held me together when external systems failed.

That insurance battle was a war of paperwork and persistence. And I fought it with the same relentless, detailed-driven energy I bring to my projects. Because that energy isn’t just for a paycheck. It’s the core of who I am. It’s the mindset that turns obstacles into fuel and fear into focused action.

The claim was eventually approved. But the greater victory was the reaffirmation: your professional drive isn't just for the good times. It's your most powerful tool for navigating the worst times.

#overcomingadversity #hardwork

How fucked am I if I didn't get any internships during college?

>>107781472
very

>>107781472
0 in fucked scale, just come up with one or two random companies that don't exist anymore, no one fully researches internship companies unless you add in google or microsoft like a retard

>>107778596
Where are the cigarette butts and the poop socks.

>>107781472
Time to apply for McDonalds

>>107781237
we all gonna make it, broseidon.

>>107781341
It's an important skill for managerial positions. You don't want to be a code monkey for the rest of your life.

>>107781237
>warehouse operative
That's being replaced too, give it five years

>>107781472
This was me. I finished in 2022 and took me a year to be job ready. Got a junior job in 2023.
Not sure about the market now, but it looks like hell.

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>got sacked from a C++ job after a year and a half because they didn't train me and said I couldn't keep up with the team of people who had been there for 8+ years
>that was one of my first jobs out of uni
>I'm now un-hireable because there are no junior C++ roles and I don't have the experience for mid level
>was approached about a PM course, government funded
>did it, go certifications
>I would now rather do PM than go back to software but I have no experience in that, just qualifications
>had two good interviews for PM roles but didn't hear back, only had one for software engineering
>it's been seven months of unemployment now
It's fucking over, why did I bother going to university later in life if this was the result? I have no idea what to do desu, I can't even work in retail as I haven't worked in a shop before.

>>107782039
>02/13/16
A decade later and we have automated software that does this job and sends a scheduled rejection email if there are more than five resumes for a one person position.

>>107782085
At the very least these cocksuckers are out of a job too
t. crab in a bucket

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>>107778596
Why do jannies keep randomly deleting these generals?

Why shouldn't I just become an apartment locator or go into accounting?

>>107782282
Because the furfaggot got mad that his epic psyop wasn't working so he went to his furfaggot admin friends and started demanding they DO SOMETHING about us.

>>107782282
they want to keep a nigga down

>>107781472
not at all
i did zero internships and had a mid GPA
i got my job because my friend referred me to the company he worked at :) that's far, far more important than any other metric. well, that and if you're actually competent, i guess

>>107782314
Same. Friend of a friend got me a gig with a defense contractor, now I have so many connections and offers it's a non-issue. The biggest joke we were taught in school was to study hard instead of maximizing charisma and going to parties.

>>107782348
that's really funny, my job was also in defense
yeah, especially in this specific industry, connections are the most important aspect of your career

>>107782282
They want to keep you down

>>107782369
>>107782348
That's really funny but most people don't want to work at the government for 2000 denarii a year. Then again it's better than nothing.

>>107782282
Jannies probably post here

>>107782403
i make $150k/year with < 3 YoE
i could probably make more working at FAGMAN or something, but hey, what can i say? i'm a patriot

Seriously if I had somehow guessed that we'd actually experience a sci-fi AI revolution, I would have studied to be a doctor or a hands-on mechanical engineer

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>>107782403
I'm getting paid bukku bucks to sit in a comfy office playing video games and shitposting on my laptop 90% of the day. Government work is the bee's knees if you play your cards right.

>>107782348
i had one shitty internship at company1 that taught me nothing and was a waste of time
at company2's interview the technical dude looked at my resume and told me their one employee moved to company1 so i said i know this guy and we enjoyed working together
landed the shit no problem, it's insane how this shit works

What sites do you guys use to find jobs?

Anons give up software and go into sales. Try to get in person cold sales cause phone sales is horror and something with at least a little base pay. Turn over is very high so they will hire you especially with a degree. You will run around 8 hours trying to scam strangers into signing up or buying a thing, if you shitpost here you can get used to it and you can find something that works for you.

If you have proven sales experience you can work anywhere at any time for anyone and never worry about being unemployed or having a shitty boss or anything like that. Also the cold approach sales will be exposure therapy for your autistic ass and help you get laid later. If you are hopeless go into sales dog.

I made a LinkedIn post

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/christopher-johns-ab498761_ai-softwaredevelopment-webdevelopment-activity-7414330798390276096-p2EA?utm_source=social_share_send&utm_medium=android_app&rcm=ACoAAA0i-WgB4SmJ1sbV_Y5ykGOO-LbJRveYrNI&utm_campaign=copy_link

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>>107782702
Who are you talking to?

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>DNA test says 93.8% european
Why yes I am Hispanic / Latino

>>107782884
LinkedIn posts are only good if they explain how you sacrificed yourself for your work. Like you came to work despite being terminally ill or something. To inspire people.

>>107782949
>>107782949
Unemployed neets whining in the thread. Also fundamentally you are competing with both AI and All Indians in software why bother? Even if you win the tech job lottery now your still gonna be in the bread line in 10 years pivot now instead of whining later.

>>107782702
hmm cool, but that kinda sounds like I'd have to get up early dress up comb my hair and have a confident demeanor

>>107783017
Indians need visas and nearly every job asks if you have the right to work in your country

>>107783024
Not really i looked like a slob and sold tons of air conditioners its only if you are doing big ticket items like cars or houses that you need to larp and self present. Going door to door/in store sales partner just brush your teeth and deodorant and run up to strangers.

>>107781292
starting monday, its remote unpaid internship so its better than nothing i guess, still thinking if i should be a literal slave or not

>>107782682
I haven't used a job site in years. I receive offers from friends and coworkers.

>>107783017
The trick is to segue from a technical to managerial role. Anyone still "doing IT" for longer than 4 years is a fucking retard. You should easily land some kind of middle management role after a couple years in the business.

>unemployed cs grad, 6 months and counting
>"i know a guy at xyz company" my dad says
>send resume
>never hear back ofc

boomers are in another level of delusion. i really really hate life

>>107779589
>self taught programming
I fell for this meme and I can't even clear entry level technical interviews. I was lucky to get my foot into the door without a coding round but I haven't been able to get anything since I got laid off.

>>107782884
is dat rlly you? either way you suck at prompting. ask the AI to generate the prompt for you

>>107783708
at least your dad isn't a defeatist faggot failure, unlike you

>>107783931
I send out like 25 apps a week. Fuck you dude.

>>107783957
okay, then don't blame your father, he at least tried

>>107783957
I do that in 30 minutes

>>107782999
Checked. Perhaps that's true but we will see.

>>107783841
Ya it's really me. Thanks for the advice but my prompts seem to be working well enough for now.

>>107783708
It's rough bro, don't let the boomers get you down. They have no idea what this job market is like and telling them how bad it is just makes them think you're not trying hard enough.

>>107782884
Gayyyy

>>107782884
>>107784056
Ok but have you tried not sucking at prompting? Also you should switch careers since AI will obsolete you codefags. Buy kneepads and keep sucking

>>107782884
Good post. Not much more I can add here. I've had basically the same experience with every single LLM I've tried. Even Claude code has catastrophic performance / functionality issues with basic prompting. You have to spend so many cycles hand holding them before you get a finished product.

This entire industry and AI bubble is a scam.

> 6 months already
> can't even get interviews no more
> "thank you for applying, after careful consideration..."

i don't know what to do. i had a data engineering remote position from LATAM which was a joke of a job but payed good. now i don't have anything and i just want to leave this fucked up place. i have EU citizenship but im too much of a chicken to make any moves

>>107784166
>i don't know what to do
rape this faggot >>107783931
and then this guy's dad >>107783708

>>107784084
>>107784132
Pls don't be mean. I'm trying my best.

>>107784133
Yeah, I've not gotten anything that can't be done better by a junior dev except for "interview question" type of coding problems, honestly. My next post will be a combination of AI coding tools along with my own input (when necessary) to create something somewhat complex.

>>107779234
ngmi
>>107779589
learn a trade

I'm jealous of the zoomers who work at big AI labs. they're all millionaires and can quit tomorrow and even come back to work whenever the fuck they want because they have openai on their resume

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>be American
>all my previous internships were with state government
>plan was to graduate and apply for federal level positions
>Trump announces federal hiring freeze my final semester
>fuck
>2 weeks later he annouces tariffs so all companies freeze hiring too
>fuck
>fuck it, I'll go ahead and get my master's
>no responses back from any of my summer internship applications yet
This shit's so fucked thay I'm pursuing online content creation as an income source during my free time since it somehow seems more likely to work out than me getting employed anytime soon

>>107778596
At a point I'm about ready to try and trade options and see what happens. I'd just need to get comfortable suck starting a shotgun if I get deep into the red. Which may very well happen with the orange retard's tariff shit going on later this year and if he chimps out to it.

>>107784470
1. Trades aren't hiring.
2. Blue collar work fucking blows.

>>107784722
>1. Trades aren't hiring.
Yes, they are. You're not looking hard enough.
>2. Blue collar work fucking blows.
They don't if you know what you're doing and if you receive proper training.

>>107784470
Yes, goy. Flood the trades next so their wages turn into peanuts too.

>just go into trades bro and let the jeets and chinks take the high paying jobs goy
yeah no

>>107782682
Had in-person interviews using Indeed but never got the job.

>>107782702
>be a kike
no

I don't get how people do it. Make resumes with fake experience to spam to 100 jobs weekly. I don't have that energy.

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>>107784722
i think it's time we enlist bro

I think I’ve given up. 5 mo 3 interviews. Only one of which had any potential and got rejected after it. Applying to wide variety of positions can’t even get an interview with anyone. Background seems solid enough. Not an outlier toptier candidate but shouldn’t mean I can’t get any interviews. I would hope getting a regular job isn’t as competitive as becoming a pro athlete at this point. Applied to like 3 jobs over the last couple weeks. Lost hope. What the hell does it take for an interview?

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>>107784957
>I would hope getting a regular job isn’t as competitive as becoming a pro athlete at this point.

>>107784957
>What the hell does it take for an interview?
just increase the volume of applications. it's a numbers game. if you're sending 10 a day start sending 50

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>>107784990
if they were world class they wouldn't work at shopify. these niggas are over they head damn head

I fucking hate "eightfold ai"
fucking street shitting shitskin jeets

>>107784789
>t. Doesn't work the trades and it shows.

>>107784722
>2. Blue collar work fucking blows.
tard here, could you expand on this?

>>107785107
>work with dangerous chemicals and dust that break your lungs and/or are carcinogenic
>work heavy labour that breaks your body in time
>longer working hours
>bad pay
>no wfh
>basically have to own a car
>little or no work benefits
>tons of places ignore work safety, you need to always be on your toes
>even if someone does die, the employer gets a slap to the wrist and walks of free
do i need to go on? I used to do odd jobs and then machining and all of these applied in some ways. I had more responsibility as a machinist than I do as a software engineer and my pay was 3 times lower.

>>107785107
Love to.

>Wake up at 4:30am because you have a 35-45 minute commute to the jobsite.
>6 12's are very common especially in the summer (that is to say 6 days a week, 12 hours a day).
>"Muh good money". Yeah, if you're willing to work the 6 12's. If you do somehow work only 40 the pay ain't dick.
>Half the time your prints don't specify dick (especially in residential work) so you're more or less just flinging shit to the wall to see what sticks.
>What's that Mr. Architect? That can light WASN'T supposed to go there? Sure! I'd love to spend another hour rerunning shit even though your bitch ass could've specified.
>Imagine that scenario except for commercial projects where 1 section takes 2 weeks to complete but needs to be redone because your foreman is a tard and the GC is especially retarded.
>Ope! Looks like you don't have the materials necessary to do this job because your JMan was too busy fucking off instead of taking inventory. Or maybe other people came by and nabbed your materials for your area.
>We care about OSHA and safety until the safety guy isn't looking. Go 50ft in the air on this wibbly-wobbly ladder and use this hole-saw that kicks like a mule when it snags on something. Hope you accepted you could die at any moment here.
>Ungodly heat and freezing temps to the point you could pass out from heat exhaustion of freeze your fingers off.
>Coworkers are pieces of shit. They gossip worse than high school girls and every single one has at least 2 substance abuse problems.
>Best case: Energy drinks and Zyns
>Common case: Alcohol and ciggies
>Worst case: Meth and fent

>>107785107
NTA but worked manual labor for a couple summers. I liked it as a whole. I enjoy physical work, being outside, seeing tangible results appear. But 1. You’re working with people completely out of your demographic (putting it nicely, lunch conversations generally revolved around things like the myth of global warming “if they can’t predict whether it’ll rain tomorrow how do they now it’s getting warming in 100 years?”) people think they’re geniuses and treat you like you’re beneath them. Especially the boss would be looking for how he could call me out for doing something wrong it got super annoying and the guy was not intelligent. He would mess up calculations constantly and then go off on someone else for cutting the wrong length when it could not have been someone else’s fault. 2. This is it. Maybe you end up a manager making a bit more money but it’s not great potential. In a good career your experience makes you much more valuable as you age (to a point) and work gets lighter as you approach retirement 3. Hours suck. I would usual work like 7am-5ish sometimes a little later if we close to finishing a place but the guys working above would be on site with supplies they already picked up before I got there and then would be off to go meet with a potential client after normal work. 4. Fun when in your 20s but would not want my only skill to be physical labor when I’m in my 50s. The owner who worked on site as much as anyone else married into wealth so he was able to retire when he’s body was giving out in early 50s but others don’t get that chance.

>>107783708
could be worse
>underemployed from job to job for the past 1.6 years since grad
>currently work 2 retail jobs, one being Costco which is actually really nice given its very stable and guaranteed raises with time and the company having a reputation of bringing its staff up the ladder with time
>throughout all this time have 'good cop' gen x mom periodically telling me "have you applied for jobs yet anon?" and 'bad cop' boomer dad who genuinely hates my very being for not being able to get a software eng job since grad
>last week he crashed out on me, screaming at the top of his lungs, slobbering and foaming at the mouth (Literally) about how he despises my life
>blames me for a highly likely divorce him and my mom will probably get
>"threatens" to reduce the amount of months left I have until he kicks me out
>decide to just get an apartment now and move out asap so I can actually live and upskill in a environment thats not stressful
>mom is strongly against the concept, always says "wait a few more months"
>break free from my shackles and secure a cozy basement apartment that has private needs and goes for a little x2 of the rent my dad imposed onto me
>moving out this Saturday

>>107785169
>>107785229
Suck it up, pussies. Eventually these are going to be the ONLY jobs actually hiring and you'll wish you had them.

always hilarious when people say they hate "jeetcode" or whatever, as if studying that shit isn't 1000x preferable to destroying your body and working with spics for $20 an hour

>107785505
You don't get a (You) for bait posting this badly.

>>107778596
Has anyone actually found that interacting on your LinkedIn page with your Network actually makes a difference in terms of finding jobs? I mean that faggoty shit of "Today I stubbed my toe and here's what it taught me about running a business" type shit. I'm willing to whore myself out if that's what it takes.

>>107785555
check'd

does literally anyone here have loving parents?

>>107785506
Do jeets in tech play their own version of AIDS music? I fucking hate that goddamn spicy polka music so much. It's the same 4 or 5 melodies reworded and repackaged over and over again worse than country or rap.

>>107785573
My friend is working at FAGMAN level company and he has recruiters constantly hitting him up there. You don't even really need to do much, besides reacting to shit from time to time, or posting that you got a new cert or job. It's mostly good to appear in searches for particular keywords / experience.

>>107785599
Nope. Was raised Catholic and even went to Catholic school so I was programmed to "love the mother and father" no matter what until sometime in my 20s I realized how fucking awful they were and how much they damaged me. I keep trying to move on but I feel the best way to do so would be to just show up on their door and beat them with a bat.

>>107785599
I had boomer parents.

>>107785089
What the FUCCC, with three capital C, is that?

>>107785599
it doesn't matter how "loving" your parents are
this country is a fucking disaster and separated by age cohorts. They were born earlier than you, had more opportunities, and now have more wealth. They will never understand how bad it is because their brains are calcified. They are physically unable to comprehend the scale of how bad the world is, and 95% of them don't care because it doesn't affect them.
They only have reference to how easy it was when they were growing up, so they look at you with scorn and disdain and contempt when they see you fail.

And it's not just Americans either. My dad is a european immigrant that came to America in the early 2000s and he's been fully assimilated into zog mindrape. Exactly the same as every other 50 year old boomer you can find from wisconsin or alabama. Crying about trannies, the "woke", libtards, and about how zoomers are gay and stupid and lazy and all have degrees in gender studies.

>>107778596
healthcare worker here,
I work exclusively nights, 10 hrs shifts and do 7 in a fortnight i get 2x2 days off and a 3 day off every fortnight, I play videogames, watch anime, read manga and read books 60-80% of the time. I blizt through the gay paperwork shite and bludge the other hrs.
It's only good since im manager on site over night and have next to no oversight. The worse I get is shit hits the fan type things when a patient goes ape and I have to do "keep alive till paramedics/dr gets here". then more gay paperwork which eats too much time into the rest of the shift.

This captcha is aids.

>>107785754
Are you an RN?

Been thinking about getting into Nursing since job security is better than tech right now

>>107785599
No, this is 4chan

>>107785599
me, they paid for my university and let me live with them till my late 20s

>>107785813
Yes.
Dont take my experience as gospel, im in a very, VERY lucky position. But if you can hack aged care and find a good bludge late night shift, then carve out that niche and make sure everyone thinks its the hardest slog ever.
if you have to work with another RN/EN make sure that you get put in different sections so you can setup your gamer space/anime centre. Which I have, as i bring my laptop to work and play fighting games or underrail in between call outs to patients.
And treat your underlings (under nurses or carers or whatever their called in your country) well, try to sift out the trouble makers and get them reassigned to different nights/shifts, i had some trouble the first few months i was working nights as cunts would go looking for problems to solve that didnt exist.

>>107784938
>Think about joining the US military to LRN2CODE
>"ACK-SHOO-ALLEY! YOU NEED A BACHELOR'S DEGREE TO GET PAID $15/HR!"
Burn this fucking country to the ground.

>>107785918
You are actually so weird its not even funny.

>well? did you pass the interview? are you getting the job?
I fucking hate boomers so much
it's a fucking first round interview, I won't even know the results for another week

>>107786007
how come?

>>107786112
because most of the population has retarded/selfish parents so whenever someone comes along with a mom and dad who are quite generous I see them as anomalies.

>>107786185
not where I'm from (southern Europe). I could ever argue I'm undercoddled considering I have friends who just get houses or downpayments gifted to them by their parents

>>107786309
these countries are failing. there is something to be said about protestant rugged individualism. it's good for the country if not the person

>>107785599
Loving, but bipolar. They understand it's a horrible market but they also think I'm fucking insane and mentally ill just because I spend a lot of time online, while also asking me for help with every little thing. It's very frustrating.

>>107785599
Loving? Very strong word. Im lucky i can rent off family so thats a plus, but at the end of the day I did not have a "loving" childhood, yer mumsie was okay but no love really, just ignored to let me do my own thing from highschool onwards with occassional "your a piece of shit for doing x" with no direction as to what was a better option. "oh Anon, hes doing nothing with his life" like that was meant to enspire me to action and not suicide attempts.
Gay rant over, wo is me bullshit. Lucky to have survived my 20s.

>>107785107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3WM8wXuJ6g

This video is what made me quit after years of tradie work. A kind of a mirror that made me realize I wasn't alone nor insane thinking the industry was fucking terrible and full of retards.

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Here’s my situation. How would you get out of this pickle that I’m in?

>28 years old
>Work what’s meant to be a low stress job but end up stressing myself the fuck out. Mostly my fault.
>My skills have stagnated since working here 4 years. Am feeling behind the curve.
>Haven’t kept up personal projects.
>Didn’t make the correct moves and didn’t keep up the job search
>Company going to shit. Somehow burnt out and bored as fuck.
>No companies are getting back to me on job search.

Apart from taking a chill pill and grinding leetcode and projects. How else would you suggest I get out of this predicament? I’m walking up early everyday for months working through this so am putting in work (12 hour days roughly). I’m keen to stay in tech cause it’s cool.

>>107784722
There are electrician/plumber openings all the time on my city's radio stations, offer $40/hour for new workers, full benefits, etc., no experience required.

>>107787347
fuck off employedcel this general is for the unemployed pieces of shit
fuck you

>>107787501
>radio station
Do people try to recruit using these still?
I got my current job via a listing on the internet and then talked to some HR goblin only to the boss ring me and go "fuck me, HQ loaded me with you out of nowhere, at least your a bloke and white."

Just get a job in AI retards what are you doing, I kill lazy girl jobs everyday as an AI Engineer and get paid a lot for it

>>107787501
>offer $40/hour for new workers
Are you retarded or do you not know that's for people with Journeymen's licenses that have been in the field for like 6-8 years? And I was making $35 at my last job for nowhere near the labor the trades force you to do. Apprentices will make $13-$15 starting out.

>>107787659
>radio station
>Do people try to recruit using these still?
I know this is 4chan where only the most deplorable basement dwelling NEETs reside but yes, normal people still listen to the radio. It's fairly common to have uncslop in every office/car/job site.

>>107787701
Maybe you don't see that pay because you live in bumfuck nowhere, but I live in a big city and $40/hour seems to be the minimum for trade jobs here. There's a lot of places desperate for new hires but can't seem to fill them either because applicants don't speak English or they have felonies.

why do employedcels come here to taunt us?
>BOOHOO IM SO SAD I HATE MY JOB AND IM NOT GETTING A PROMOTION!!!
fuck you cocksucker how about you try being unemployed for 10 months in a city that not even starbucks is hiring and 15k in debt fucking faggot

>>107787789
Move to a big city instead of staying in your podunk backwater shithole whining online about what a sad pathetic faggot you are.

>>107787808
I live in a big city. Every fucking job everywhere is fucked. Fuck you.

>>107785599
Yea but my autistic brother fucked me up in the head anyway so obviously that's not enough

>>107787789
I'm just curious what NEETs are going through. To be completely honest I believe being a NEET is entirely optional, and that if you truly want to succeed in life there are many different paths to success anyone can pursue.

>>107787773
>$40/hour seems to be the minimum for trade jobs here
Nobody is getting paid that for no experience in any electrical or plumbing situation so either you're trolling, full of shit, or just retarded.

>>107787808
Samefag. Trolling is my guess. Kill yourself.

>>107787847
Do you live in a slavic shithole? Does the concept of $40/hour entry level pay confuse and enrage you that much?

>>107787844
>To be completely honest I believe being a NEET is entirely optional
yeah and 80% of the time the other "option" is being a wagecuck working a shitty $13 an hour job and being miserable while still not being able to afford anything

>107787878
>He got called out and still trying.
Nice digits.

>>107787773
>>107787773
>normgroids listen to the radio
Tell me more believable lies mate. But i have my own bias since i pirate youtube vias brave to my flat beds radio on the blue tooth, no ads, just music. So the concept of radio listening is archaic as the catapult to me.
In my industry the vast majority get their jobs via word of mouth, nepotism, or they apply online and pass a piss test to show they arnt druggos

Drive the forklift and stock the shelves. Leave the coding to the chinese and indians.

>>107787844
>To be completely honest I believe being a NEET is entirely optional
I don't know, I feel like you can develop a personality that makes it really difficult to compete in a cutthroat and fast-paced world. That's why I've been getting into lying, having ChatGPT help me fabricate a resume. At least I could get to the interview stage for a wagey job or something, don't know what to do about being antisocial and insecure though.

>>107784938
Unironically asking, thoughts on the military? What's the harm in doing 4 years and seeing if I like it anons?

>>107788266
>not morally opposed to bombing syrian children for money
>women constantly say I have nice hair so I'd be sad if I had to buzz it off
I've considered it but I'm only going to do it if I get really desperate

>>107788266
I would watch the news. We have a dementia ridden president who is openly stating he could potentially take Greenland by force.

>>107787347
We need a thread for the "employed but severely rusty" krk

>>107788444
>implying Denmark could possibly stand a snowball's chance in hell of beating America's military
You are beyond delusional.

>>107788444
>he could potentially take Greenland by force.
he can

I'm still unemployed

Why did I have to be born autistic?
why why why???

>>107789264
Me too :(

That's why I'm trying to write posts on LinkedIn like this: >>107782884

>>107789065
>>107789206
Why so defensive, insecurity? I read "potentially" as meaning whether Trump would do it or not. Of course Denmark is not about to engage in a war against the US.

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>>107784938

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>be employed at this very moment
>actively looking for a new job
>glimpse into my company's internal jobs board
>watch tasks appear on the job posting board
>this is also how I've remained hired for 10 years
>every job is claimed by Mudabrap Buubarapepenor after interviewing with the absolutely unbiased Deepfart Nuptygupshoopdawup
>this can happen in as little as 8 minutes
>later watch those same jobs end up on the sites I'm using
>role, location, description is a perfect match
>100% of these jobs only appear after Shartpants is confirmed hired by his rapist cousin
>only very recently has anyone been pointing this out
You dont know how bad it really is

>>107789433
It's not Denmark's decision to make. If the US wants Greenland we'll take it, simple as.

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>>107789537
>>be employed at this very moment
>>>>>>>>>>/g/twg

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>uppity jobless yuropoor/turd worlders spewing their dogshit opinion on what america is/isn't allowed to do

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I
AM
GOING
FUCKING
INSANANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>107778596
I currently have a job but unironically moving into music. Software kinda sucks these days and I lost hope for a company that doesn't make me want to kill myself.

>>107779741
For two years? I feel like you might be doing something wrong.
I don't think Masters degree will help you

>>107789574
is there a use case for antagonizing the EU?

>>107789656
What's wrong with this question?

>>107789574
>we'll
Okay kiddo. Don't you have to be 18 to post on this board ? Anyway, just remember that alliances exist for a reason and shitting all over them has potentially far-reaching consequences.

>>107789671
Mineral/resource extraction and tactical positioning of military assets. We can joke and shitpost as much as we want but at the end of the day if the American MIC wants something, it gets it, and I pity whoever tries to stand in its way.

>>107789686
Yes, there's no point pretending US is any different than Russia or China. Except US is actually scary. Imperial ambition dressed up as virtue.

>>107789686
doesnt really make sense to ruin relations with EU over a piece of frozen rock. The US still has a bunch of military bases all over the EU and public opinion will no doubt shift towards shutting them down. Not to mention is makes EU friendlier with China

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>>107789704
>doesnt really make sense to ruin relations with EU over a piece of frozen rock
What is the EU going to do about it? Ally with Russia? After spending the past 3 years screaming for every Russian to be genocided?

D E L U S I O N A L

>>107789721
nothing, but it will sour relations and it'll make anti american sentiment more common, which in turn will lessen US softpower and strengthen China's.

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My team is hiring and my manager says I'll have to do interviews. If I see any of you, I'll try to be gentle.

>>107789751
>it'll make anti american sentiment more common
Ah geeze d00d, the people that spend all day hateposting about America will hate them even more, d00d ah geeze.

>>107789769
i mean you get enough of those people and they start electing politicians that act on their behalf

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>>107789787
>they start electing politicians that act on their behalf
Sir, it appears you missed the memo about foreign politicians who talk shit about America.

>>107789801
I don't think they're doing that to nuclear powers that are a part of NATO

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t-tomorrow will be better

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>>107789853
Someday, somehow.

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>tfw the answer is just to get gud
>no one cares how just get gud

;_;

>>107778596
Even though I like to cook and to write, people say that everything I cook and write is shit.

This will be important in the coming months.

>>107779589
>masters

good monin saars

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You can reject me. You can ghost me. You can ignore my applications. But you will not stop me from getting a job. I am an indomitable force.
I learn; mutate. I will march on.

>>107782994
My Mother says that she's a "Jewish Princess" and that she's owed royalty status.

>>107783931
My dad got addicted to meth and he called me a cuck because I refused to give him money to raise a bastard child.

>>107785599
Beaner Gen X parents. Basically, they're not capable of sentience.

>>107789853
I also like to freebase copium.

>>107789763
Let's define a Shibboleth. It's "niggerfaggot". If I say niggerfaggot then you have to hire me.

>>107789676
LGBTQ are golems of the Jews.

>>107788444
Who fucking cares about Greenland? There's fucking nothing there.

>>107788191
I would if there was an actual starting point. There isn't. Every job worth having is already staffed.

>>107789686
>if the American MIC wants something, it gets it, and I pity whoever tries to stand in its way.
lolwut.
>We want Vietnam. lolwoops
>We want Afghanistan. lolwoops
>We want Iraq. lolwoops
>We want Venezuela. lolwoops (just wait)
>We want Greenland...
The only thing special about Venezuela is it is the first instance in decades where mutts were able to succeed in their mission without piddle-farting around for multiple years due to red tape BS. Even then, knowing Trump I'd be tempted to say we're not getting the entire story.

>>107789404
Autism is my superpower.

Also it's because kikes raped you when you were a baby.

>>107790075
>nationbuilding
versus
>that land belongs to me now

Pretty big difference. Don't forget America wiped the floor with the bodies of every nation you listed, it was only after pulling out things went to shit. By all means tempt the hand of fate, I really want to see what would happen if the EU tried to cockblock Trump. My prediction would be Putin taking the Baltics and Poland.

>>107788266
It's pretty viable but only if you're White.

>>107790132
>wiped the floor
>Vietnam
lolno.
>Iraq
Terrorist groups still exist. We got Saddam and did fuck all else.
>Afghanistan
After fucking around for years absolutely nothing happened. Osama was in Pakistan too.

>nationbuilding
>versus
>that land belongs to me now
The fuck are you on about?

>>107790182
Also want to add: Afghanistan is now giving China its rare Earth metals.

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I take it back today's question was terrible and I would've never figured it out without hints
i'm so fucking cooked

https://leetcode.com/problems/maximum-product-of-splitted-binary-tree/

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the indomitable human spirit after encountering one leetcode medium:

>>107790042
I'm pretty sure the interviews are recorded but sure

>>107778596
you guys should be using claude to create SaaS companies or developing/spamming apps. its so easy

Should I quit my job if my boss hates me?

>>107790429
nigger

>>107790573
get yourself fired

>>107789998
hell yeah brother

>what message would you like to send to recruiters?
what's the point of this if the only thing you'd send is generic HR friendly slop like "I'm excited to work with you guys :)"

>>107785599
the are loving but they dont understand my situation and cant really help me, also I got molested when I was young and my mental state never recovered and I've been spiralling into burnout my entire life and it finally happened last year but my parents just tell me to toughen up despite otherwise being loving people

anyways I could have a job rn if I wasnt a mentally ill fuckup

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>>107787690
If a Solar Wind hits the earth and wipes out all of our electronics and internet for the next decade, I will go out of my way to torture and rape your kind during the collapse.

the paradigm has shifted
everyone's hating jeets and AI more and more
the USA is going to war more often
think we'll have better chances?
almost 3 years looking for a job btw

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How do you guys handle chronic pain.

>do you have any questions for us?
>uuuuhhhhhhhhhh…no
I always forget to think of something. Or when I think I have something good, the interviewer answers it during his long ass spiel. This definitely looks bad. What the hell are you supposed to ask?

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10 years of experience. 400 resumes and 3 interviews. so less than 1% hit rate.

>>107791233
depends on where it's coming from and what's causing it. your posture probably sucks. You probably have the wrong desk. You're probably fat etc

>>107784722
you will not make money trading options. you will lose a lot of money. you will lose the money. it will be lost and it will be gone and then you will have no job and no money. I've done it conservatively with iron condors, and poor man's covered calls, and it's fine but the stock market kind of sucks so you're just going to lose it all. so you should probably just sit out and tell you have enough money to buy a house in Cleveland Ohio

>>107779589
do you live at home with your mom and dad who give you money to go to college? that sounds neat

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>>107779589
I've been unemployed for 2 years and when I run out of money I'm going to kill myself

>>107780270
why would you do this? I don't get it. that's a pretty stupid idea right now. good job!

>>107781237
>I'm officially applying to warehouse operative and janitorial jobs. It's over.
it's just a matter of time before I start doing this too. I think there's an app called blue crew and you can get jobs for like $20 an hour and then kill yourself. I don't plan on living like that for very long

I'm gonna take the Sec+ test
Just gonna wing it
Fuck it

>>107783060
Good luck man. try to get hired there

>>107781341
no matter what you do in engineering or computer science, you're going to need to be communicating. it's a big part of your job. it's how you get hired and it's how you function as an engineer on a team. it's your second most important skill with the first most important skill knowing how to not flirting with your co-workers

>>107781472
>How fucked am I if I didn't get any internships during college?
if you can pass a coding interview, look for positions that have college graduates welcome in the description. they exist. I've seen "Graduate Software Developer" even appearing now as a job title

>>107781341
presenting my stuff was often my favorite part of comp sci courses lol

>>107782426
>i make $150k/year with < 3 YoE
>i could probably make more working at FAGMAN or something, but hey, what can i say? i'm a patriot
Don't get laid off right now you retarded faggot

>>107782682
>What sites do you guys use to find jobs?
you can use any of them but go to the company website and apply directly if possible

>>107782702
I can't sell anything. I'm completely retarded. are you nuts

>>107782994
>>DNA test says 93.8% european
>Why yes I am Hispanic / Latino
this information is some weird survey thing collected by the government. it's not supposed to be used in a decision-making process and the HR person isn't supposed to even see this information

>>107783034
>Indians need visas and nearly every job asks if you have the right to work in your country
they don't get hired directly. they get hired as a firm. it's called elastic engineering or something. they are replacing jobs but they aren't coming here and they're being paid jack shit in India

>>107783627
>I haven't used a job site in years. I receive offers from friends and coworkers.
can I come over and suck your dick

>>107782994
>tfw tan, black hair, last name ends in a vowel
I'm actually Italian lmao
Never tried leveraging looking Hispanic

>>107784931
>I don't get how people do it. Make resumes with fake experience to spam to 100 jobs weekly. I don't have that energy.
it's exactly what's happening. I was talking to this guy I interviewed with and he was explaining his frustration getting all of these garbage candidates that lied on their resume. they don't know what goddamn thing about what they put down on there. they are clogging the market

>>107784957
>I think I’ve given up. 5 mo 3 interviews. Only one of which had any potential and got rejected after it. Applying to wide variety of positions can’t even get an interview with anyone. Background seems solid enough. Not an outlier toptier candidate but shouldn’t mean I can’t get any interviews. I would hope getting a regular job isn’t as competitive as becoming a pro athlete at this point. Applied to like 3 jobs over the last couple weeks. Lost hope. What the hell does it take for an interview?
I'm in your bucket too my brother. I've been doing it for a whole year. I am a senior level

>>107786309
same here, i am 23 and still live with my parents tho i did pay for most of college tuition

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>>107787817
>>107787808
The ratio of unemployed job seekers to job openings in some of the biggest technology driven cities in America are actually the worst because they had the most layoffs because they had the most technologies and they are the most fucked

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>>107778596
About half of all software jobs I see posted are for healthcare companies. Also orange reddit's "Who is hiring" post each month are full of healthcare start ups, mostly about "disrupting" some aspect of health insurance. Of course you still have to underbid a billion jeets to have a shot, unless the hiring manager is a jeet, in which case you have zero chance.

How are people getting degrees in paid countries like america now that you can't get a loan for it?

>>107791735
Good luck, anon, I just did it. Speedwatching the bald glasses fuck's youtube course was all I needed to pass. If you want some of the q's I saw, just ask.

>>107791680
im at 300 applications 1 interview with 4 years exp

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>>107792475
years ago I could submit 10 applications and get 2 or 3 interviews. and my resume was not as good as it is now.

I don't know what I would do outside of technology. it's the only skill that I have that's actually valuable. my other skills are cool but worthless. I'm 35 years old I'm going to have to work at a grocery store or something

>>107791916
removing H1B would just increase the amount of Indian software firms that work is outsourced to. and then on the company's books it looks like they have less liabilities because they have less staff.

>>107792511
its so bullshit i wish all experience was made equal man... my last job i got during covid which was a pain but it turned out to be a shit job where i do like 4 tasks a night but most times literally nothing...my dumbass should have jumped ship like i planned after 4 months but i thought it would look bad on my resume not staying at least a year

It was a hugeee company with 20k employees so i was Silo'd and had no access to anything i asked for more stuff but boss didnt really give a fuck and i couldnt try to make work because i had no access and when i asked they just said eh no sorry application sec wont allow it..

/rantover

>>107792551
I would never jump ship without a job to go to. I would rather study and interview while working at the shithole

>interview in an hour
pissing and shitting and sweating and shaking and cooming already

I'm genuinely burnt out from applooying to jobs

>>107792742
let me know what questions and what role

>>107781341
>so out of touch with CompSci majors
It's actually you who's out of touch. Communication is one of your most important skills in this line of work.

>>107791744
>>107791784
>>107793576
>muh communication
Nothing more cringe than genetic dead ends pretending that they're not autistic. You are, and repeating what some HR roast wrote on Linkedin won't change that.
>>107781341
Communication is a meme for goodboy wagies. The less you give a fuck and the more arrogant and overly confident you are, the higher you will climb on the corporate ladder.

>>107793647
Muh communication is the difference between my 100k salary and your lack of one. I'm just in this thread to laugh.

>>107793664
>im just in this thread to laugh

why you fucking asshole nothing about this shit is funny get a fucking life

>>107782884
bro u interned at amazon?!?? how u jobless nigga

Canonical have tonnes of graduate/junior jobs going but they're very anal about the application process, asking how you did in maths at secondary school and other irrelevant stuff, it's no surprise they still haven't filled roles that were posted 6 months ago.

>>107789656
just say yes
you're already on /g/ so you're a huge faggot by default
if they ask why you clicked yes just say you clicked on /lgbt/ once

>>107793264
it was a lame it specialist job, which i applied to just because
i set a big minimum salary i expect and the fuckers didn't respect it at all and we all wasted time
It turned out to be a completely beginner help desk role which realistically you could get with 0 education
I don't mind help desk roles if these are lazy, with a big IT team you don't have to run 50 times a day to random shit, but this was a small production company with just 2 it guys so i know i would probably be the only l1 guy left, the role wasn't even advanced enough for password resetting tasks, the requirements were a lie
i got 2 hardware related example ticket questions
>wwyd if someone sent a ticket for not working pc, you come in, the pc boots but monitors don't display image
>wwyd if the booting was stuck, just a spinning icon on a black background

Why is it so hard to filter job listings now? If I do a search for "web developer" on LinkedIn, like 80% of the results are jobs that have nothing to do with web development.

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>>107791744
>get networking certifications
>land a job where the only person I have to speak with is my boss for 5 minutes at the start of every week giving updates
Coders can fight with all the jeets and femoids, I'll stick with my comfy niche field.

>>107791814
Ever since I stopped identifying as white on applications my callbacks went through the roof.

>>107792313
My employer covered my tuition.

I applied to chick fila
i honestly really hope I get the job

>>107794665
Real? Should I just change my name too?

>>107794693
Lol

>>107793693
How it started.
>LMAO NIGGERS HAVE TO LIVE ON WELFARE, WHAT A BUNCH OF RETARDED APES
How it's currently going.
>Why are you laughing at my poor life circumstances? Don't you understand how mean that is?

what are the advantages of being employed? i'm asking unironically

>>107794719
I just want the anxiety to fucking stop man
At least if I get a part time job and have some cash coming in I can worry less about defaulting on credit cards and bills and can study for interviews without the constant cloud looming over me
plus cfa is healthy and ill get free meals and coffee

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kek

>>107794734
money, which can be used to fulfil your most degenrate coomer fantasies or start a family

>>107794733
Oh wow, look everyone, an AA monkey who thinks he's important because they gave him an HR job.

Reminder that if you, the White Man, wants a job, you need to petition to remove the EEOC, gut the Civil Rights Act, and overturn Griggs vs. Duke Power Co.

>>107792529
Better they stay in India instead of coming here. Also the government can use the power of the purse with prohibitions on outsourcing development of any system used by the government. Since they're such huge purchasers of services, often the biggest customer, the company will have a choice of outsourcing to save on expenses but also lose out on a huge revenue stream. The government has to actually make that a requirement for it to be effective.

>>107793213
I'm getting burnt out thinking I should start

What do you guys think of this site: https://hiring.cafe/

>>107795024
None of that shit matters because HR still exists as an industry so unless you're a non you will have a bitch of a time getting hired under Obammunism.

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Taking the exam end of the month wish me luck

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any fellow turd worlders in this general or is it filled with yanks?

>>107795042
How hard is this exam compared to AWS CCP? It took me a weekend of studying to pass CCP.

>>107794622
I'm convinced there are chinks and jeets that run these job app boards and make it so you cannot find what you're looking for. Kinda like how China shows STEM shit on TikTok instead of brainrot.

That or another case of LE ALGORITHM getting fucked up because some Boomer-kike wants nonstop advertisement for his high turnover POS business.

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>>107795254
Posts like this are a good reminder to never contribute helpful advice in these threads, you'll be assisting shitskins and turdworlders instead of your fellow aryan brothers.

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what is wrong with management why do they hire these nonsentient fleshbags instead of humans who are competent
oh yeah they're cheaper

Just finished my background check, I negotiated for slightly higher pay, start my new job in less than 2 weeks. Very steep pay cut overall but better than being unemployed.

>>107794733
>niggers
stupid, dont want to work, operate in a parallel economy based on drug dealing and whore mongering, enabled by jews because they are a bioweapon
>this thread
30 higher iq points than a nigger but still stupid, trying to be employed but cant because of offshoring by greedy jews

>>107795541
I got the same shit applying to microsoft

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>>107795402

>>107785654
I know that feel

>>107795274
CCP is nothing lmao it's fundamentals.
SSA is knowing every aspect of AWS.

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I am unironically considering taking steroids.

The looksmaxxers / blackpillers are right. You have like 2-3 years in your early adulthood to score big and land a job at apple or nvidia or whatever before your brain plasticity cements and you're stuck in permanent neurological loser mode. Then all the debuffs start stacking. Feeling like you're never enough, low confidence, insecurity, complacency, your mind starts outwardly projecting your inner self and making your face look worse, etc.
At least if you take steroids you can get another 2-3 years to get that lucky break before your brain calcifies and you're a loser forever.
>b-but muh balls
Worth the risk. Your choices are either take test or end up a 30 yo failure working at mcwagies. Nobody gives a shit if you have balls when you're flipping burgers.

>>107796742
Your brain doesn't lose its plasticity until you're well in your geriatric years dude.

whatever happened to product managers? you don't hear much about them anymore

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>>107785654
>>107796093
yup

>>107796891
I like how they completely skipped over Gen X

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>>107794952
Can't believe I actually got excited and thought this would help us.
No one is going to save us, are they?

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>>107790190
Kek, so all those 20 yrs we spent wasting time, money, and manpower over there they still end up siding with our sworn enemy lmfao

>>107778596
Anyone else stop refilling out work experience when dogshit websites like myworkdayjobs ask you to refill it out and/or bastardizes the autofill? Who is the fucking jeet they outsourced this shit to that uses this shit? Why are HR girl bosses so fucking lazy to JUST READ THE GODDAMN RESUME, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT! WHY AM I REFILLING IN ALL THIS SHIT, YOU FUCKING RETARD?!

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Help.
Obviously this isn't the actual formatting, I sanitized it.

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>>107797405
>2 page CV

>>107797405
terrible format. just use https://www.overleaf.com/latex/templates/jakes-resume/syzfjbzwjncs

OP should add this in the subsequent utwg threads

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>>107797440
>Latex

>>107797440

% Ensure that generate pdf is machine readable/ATS parsable
\pdfgentounicode=1

Here’s my problem. Once I add this I’ll start getting interviews for sure

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>>107797440
>The single page resume meme

>>107797890
Friendly reminder that all resume advice is worthless when you have faggots like this reviewing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r865Sql7Y0g

Best part is you can watch multiple videos where this soiboi queer contradicts himself on multiple occasions. GET THESE FUCKING LIBSHITS OUT OF HIRING POSITIONS.

>>107798120
Do hiring managers typically accept these single pages for SWE positions?
I'm on the Network/Admin side of the house, and generally these types of resumes are insufficient.

>>107798120
holy soi

>>107798170
We don't know. There is no magick formula other than luck. Some hiring managers/recruiters need shit incredibly dumbed down. Other have some idea of what they're talking about. Again, the main problem is that the hardest libshits and women are the gatekeepers of these jobs.

Literally:
>"That computer is more expensive! Must be the bestest one there is, hyuck!"

>>107782282
You think jannies are employed? No, they probably all frequent these generals.

>>107798120
Even when you’re not dealing with someone who flip-flops, it’s subjective anyway and has become something hiring agents have become overly-opinionated on since it’s the only part of their job they can pretend is learned. One hirer will love your use of a nice font and color to highlight important bits, 3 others will throw it in the trash without looking because your focused on flash which makes you a zoomer faggot, another one will throw it away because they prefer use of sans serif. It’s such bullshit. And you can easily see examples of this. It’s not just assumption. Beyond those youtubers who may just be rage baiting, my dad wants black and white resumes written in word that and only uses times new roman, the college’s resume helper will tell you to not even care about content it’s all about making the most over the top colorful bullshit, random managers you know will tell you they want this or that and dislike this. The only thing that is consistent is none of them care about the actual information on the resume. They have gotten so obsessed with their personal view of resume presentation that’s all that matters

>>107798203
It’s great. Once a hirer asked why I would include a breakdown of lines of code when my project were big because wouldn’t a well written project have few loc? You’re trying to show your work to people who have no reference for what you do

>>107795630
>slightly higher pay
>very steep pay cut
??

>>107798648
nigga is you retarded

>>107796855
PM's usually get promoted from within. It's extremely rare to advertise PM positions.

I want to kill myself.

>>107798773
Same. But until I run out of money, I will persist.

>refuse to work for startups anymore

>mid level companies barely have roles for mid level devs, they all want "senior" devs with 10+ yoe
>if they do have roles, the hiring process is a mess and they ask you completely random shit because they want you to be an expert in THEIR specific niche products

>fagman is hyper competitive and they take weeks to interview (if they don't ghost you completely)
we live in hell

>>107798773
Same but i wont do it out of spite

>>107798898
UNLESS you are Rapejeet Suldeep.

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>>107798773
I'm getting there too

>>107797048
hi are you me because I abandon job applications in the middle all the time for petty reasons. i have 30+ years of experience and i ran out of patience for the humiliation process