Will getting an "Apple Vision Pro" headset make me successful?They cost like 3500 USD. But is it worth the investment in the long run?
I couldn't imagine anything gayer than twitter screencap threads yet here we are.
>>107787124if his “productivity” is helping him “ship” so much, why is he in seat 28C instead of 1A?
Ship what, ane wifi if it even works is about as fast as dialup
>>107787179he says it himself>the most productive office I ever had is seat 28cthis shitter doesn't work in his office or home, he only works when he is locked in the flying jail and his only forms of entertainment are mediaslop or work.
>>107787124buy an ad faggot
so what is he shipping that needs 24/7 work? Something AI shills can't explain me what the fuck they are doing that needs constant changes.
>>107787124the greatest trick the devil played was convincing customers that they're partners
>>107787398Nothing, it's performative retardation from people who care more about appearances than they do about any actual work.
>>107787398Some "ai" program for doing accounting, financials, and back office stuff.Because you want to give access to your money to something that can hallucinate answers and delete your hard drive
My own story time:>fly>seated next to couple>guy puts on Apple vision pro>watches some shit>while holding his girlfriend's handIt was fucking dystopic. Human contact isn't enough anymore? You have to mediate it through capeshit beamed directly into you eyeballs?Also it just occurred to me that he could have been watching porn of some bimbo getting railed with 2 cocks in each hole, and we wouldn't know. With Apple Vision Pro you could watch hardcore porn for 9 hours straight on a transatlantic in complete privacy. That's a use case right there.
>hey, excuse me. Sorry, I know this is a little weird but would you mind going to the front of the plan and taking a pic of me being productive so I can post it online for internet karma? Thanks
>>107787124Yes, saar. Reach out so I can sell you my course on how to ship more ai generated saases nobody gives a flying fuck about.
>>107787124>investmentBuying overpriced toys is not an investment.
>>107787398We need a moratorium on "shipping" and "building." We have enough software already, no one needs any of this shit they are burning billions on.
>>107787165This is from LinkedIn.
>>107788010reading comprehension
>>107787124>I'm managing an engineering team of 8 claude code instanceslol, lmao even
>>107787124Slop salesman and LinkedIn - name a more iconic duo
>>107787752The jerking off would give you away
>>107787124>an engineering team of 8 Claude Code instances
>>107787752you're mad that a normal person with a gf and enough money to own a Vision Pro has more of a life than you, the poor incel sitting alone in the aisle seat (it was random assigned because you can't afford the seat fee)
>>107787124The vision pro are very overkill as a productivity tool unless you are planning to use it as your main setup (which is not a good idea at the moment. The resolution is still too low and wearing it for 8 hours will be a pain) One of those monochrome AR glasses connected to a stronger device through the internet or something would do just fine for most tasks.
>>107787752Please use the headphones sir they're free
>>107787124Why does evert retard on linkedin type like this? Also why is he flying coach if he's a successful scumbag?
>>107787124But who was camera?
>>107787752I think people like in the OP get porn-level excited about their work.Except instead of "I'm gonna coom" it's "I'M GONNA SHIP"
>>107790944>people are genuinely excited to ship a product that they spent a lot of time and effort onwow, aifags really btfo by your post my dude...
>IS THAT A NEW TASK PREVIEW FROM MY AGENTIC REVIEW BOARD?!>OH SCIENCE OH SCIENCE IM GONNA->IM GONNA->SHOOOOOOOOOOP
>>107790910He flies cheaply because that he wants to save money. Wasting money is not what rich people do.
>>107790910because the money saved not flying business can be spent on AI tokens to spin up and ship another appstay mad and poor, brokie
>>107792038You've never been employed, considering the fantasies you choose to share with people.
>>107790910It's a meme you dip
>>107792117correct, im not employed, im a self made
>>107787124>cranston ai is a llm wrapper for accounting.
>>107787124LinkedIn influencers are the most cringe thing on the planet
Anyone else think it's weird these people only talk about shipping products and never talk about already shipped products?
>>107794891No, because the goal of these products isn’t to actually be used, but just act as bait for money to flow from the most retarded people to ever live (venture capitalists)
>>107787165Makes sense, after all op is a fag.
