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>Get on the ground, fucko! Squad, take his computer and all other electronics!
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>blocks your path
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jokes on them, the compy is set to nuke itself when the usb buttplug is pulled out
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are you allowed to insult people during raids?

how far can you go? if i became swat, would i be able to say
>GET ONT HE GROUND COCKSUCKER! YOURE UGLY AND STUPID AND A RETARD TOO! I HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO KNOW I HAVE A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST U!

what is the boundary for raid shit-talking? i'm guessing racism or other arbitrary civil rights era shit?
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>>107790766
ah, theyre only coming for my computer
i got scared for a second
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>>107790766
my password is 8 characters long, good luck with that
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>>107790766
but how am i supposed to do my assignments now...?
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>DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEME-
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>>107790833 cont
actually
i just realized belgioom has insanely based laws when freedom of speech is concerned

hatespeech and discrimination laws only apply in a public situation
like if i refuse clients in my business, or i start calling people niggers in a workplace
and even then theres a pathway for the discrimination to be justifiable, but thats a decision left to the judge so your mileage may vary
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>>107790766
Hey, I know these look like computers... they're totally not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPaDNzQmB-g
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>>107790766
Why do law enforcement have to swear at your face? :(
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>>107790766
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>>107791245
but the server room would be ruined too. just heat up the door knob
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>>107791245
Traps are illegal.
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>>107791434
How would they be able to prove there was a trap after the grenades go off?
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>>107791434
Still, they write most of the Rust code.
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>No, Sam, please don't take my RAM.
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>>107791059
if they are willing to torture you you lost before it even began moron, that's like saying don't wear a bullet proof vest since they can still run you over with a car
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>>107790766
looks like ICE agents
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>>107791245
>They say "Alright Anon we're gonna need you to open the door for us and show us where everything is"
>Checmate pedo
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>>107791059
The idea is they can't put 50Tb of pizza on your 500gb ssd before it's officially bagged as evidence.
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>>107792446
>before it's officially bagged as evidence
lol, lmao even
they can add it AFTER it's officially bagged as evidence
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>>107790766
come and get me
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>>107792718
Not if it's got a mathematically perfect encryption. Unless they suicide you. But at that point, you've already won.
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>>107792924
>if your enemies kill you, you win
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>tell us the password now!
>I...cant remember it
:^)
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>>107792930
They can not kill me in a way that matters.
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>>107791750
If someone is wearing a bullet proof vest, you only need to shoot him twice to circumvent it.
Or to aim at an exposed body part.
You don't need to do something as retarded and convoluted as running him over with a car.
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>>107791442
How are you going to explain the explosion?
"Your honor, clearly, they detonated their own grenade by accident!"?

It's your fucking house. It's clearly your responsability.
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>>107792953
In Australia and the UK they can indefinitely detain you until you remember.
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>>107790766
Excuse me, but if you just start grabbing stuff without documenting it properly you'll end up not being able to use it properly as evidence.
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>he doesn't always have a gun near him in his room
>he doesn't train to run for hours

be ready or get fucked because they'll take a great pleasure to torture and probably fuck you in the ass and i prefer to be dead than to be a faggot.
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>>107790766
so this is what sam altman is resorting to in order to get my ram and gpu
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>>107794043
>mmmmm i think it was dingledong999
>no?
>mmmmmm oh it was poopoopeepee
>disk wiped from too many invalid attempts
>haha oops! i guess there's nothing left for me to remember
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>>107790766

All they will find are webms where people die and in my porn folders a lot of women with very large breast implants, we're talking about 5000cc and upwards per tit.
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>>107794128
>>disk wiped from too many invalid attempts
don't worry, they can help you recreate it using their own catalogue of cp
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>>107794106
>implying a gun and running would make a diff
lels
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>>107794173
Can I get an access to your webms where people die? Pretty please.
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>>107794182
We're in 2026. Disk encryption doesn't work that way anymore. It's very safe and stable nowaday. Even when the user is a moron.
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>>107790766
>Shit!
>Purge. Come on, PURGE.
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>>107791442
The only good trap is a dead trap.
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>>107792014
I cannot self-incriminate
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>>107794586
Maybe not, but you can self-incinerate
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>>107793148
>I had some grenades in there waiting to go off and they happened to go off when they opened the door, it was deliberately set up and therefore not a trap, just bad timing and luck on their part
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>>107790941
>hate speech is not allowed
>somehow that’s INSANELY based
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>>107791785
will we ever get pol police
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>>107792930
welll, that's true unless someone else has the passphrase



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