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>>107797996

>soon all software will daily break cause of ai breaking everything

kek

>>107798032
Pacemakers, flight guidance, nuclear power sensors, etc etc

>>107798032
Yes, but at least it'll use more electricity than India, will eat up all the computer components on the planet and every government will have their AI-recognition and 24/7 spying tools. So a win?

>>107798119
>so a win?
no

>>107798240
At least no one is going to pretend that global warming is a thing now.

>>107798032
it already is the case with windows.
microshaft as always is one step ahead.

>>107797996
ah, it seems like i remember a week or two ago that there was someone on twitter posting about how he hadn't written a single line of code for the cli tool lately, that it was all vibecode. aren't we supposed to all be doing agentic ai? anthropic devs get unlimited access. why aren't they doing agentic qa? where's the testing?

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>>107798119

wow a bug in software? unheard of until ai

>>107797996
When someone comes up with a systematized "AI on rails" development environment, it's going to be a little saner. It's a bit like the Wild West right now. Some are using these tools with care and moderation and others are writing prompts that basically tell the AI to do everything.

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>>107798512
>but vibecoding is the present AND the future, anon!

>>107797996
claude Is stupid, it can’t beat a children’s game.

>>107798467
It's not a bug retard, there's several issues here:
>wrong versioning pushed by vibe coded slop (this wasn't a typo, it literally used a different format)
>no CI checks in place to verify version (or apparently any pushes for that matter)
>no QA or automated QA in place, not even a fucking sanity check to check if the tool launches
>all of this amplified by updates immediately being shipped to all users
It's just slop all around

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Use case for an application parsing its own changelog?

>>107798558
*ai slop

The vibecoders vibecode the vibecoder? We're all going to die.

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>>107798593
soon.

>>107798605
If it's the Department of War, then shouldn't it be "AIP for War"?

>>107798617
nah, that would sound bad
thats why america who fought their last defensive war 80 years ago calls its war related stuff "defence"

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>>107798617
>>107798656
and hilariously enough, while the usa were in said defensive war
they called the dept of defense- department of war

I always thought shit like mechanicus was retarded, but thanks to AI I am actually starting to think a society made up entirely of people with zero idea of how to make or maintain technology may actually exist. Bleak.
>tfw tech is too complex to maintain on your own at this point
>tfw you have to clean shit out of the pool and entire legions of tards are shitting in there before you can even remove all the old shit from your pool
I'm so tired of technology at this point.

>>107798371
>why aren't they doing agentic qa
agentic qa is just replace the test with printf("passed");

>>107799260
>but thanks to AI I am actually starting to think a society made up entirely of people with zero idea of how to make or maintain technology may actually exist.
that was a reality in post colonial africa. in fact, its still a problem in south africa and agricultural technology, for instance. prolly more to be found

its gonna happen to us though
have you seen the zoomies?
and now imagine how their children will turn out
even millenials couldnt be fucked to learn how to raise children
no way things are gonna get better with a population thats inferior across all metrics

>>107798371
>>107799289
this
using ai written tests is like expecting a criminal to investigate themselves. or expecting from an ant to notice that the earth is a globe suspended in a vast nothingness

>>107797996
wwwwwwww
Fucking retards.

>>107797996
This is the future you chose

>>107799260
> I'm so tired of technology at this point.
This. I'd go into trades if I didn't have a fucked up back.

>>107799302
Don't worry, someone will vibecode a childrearing AI for the ipad kids.

>>107799359
>I'd go into trades
AI companies bought all the electrical/HVAC/plumbing companies in the past 5 years

>>107798558
a defect, then?

>>107799368
this isnt reassuring in the slightest, kek
the upside is that a mediocre person from our times will be exceptional in theirs
the downside is that these people will vote

Ship fast. Break Things.

>>107799437
>ship fast
>break things
>t. therac 25 (tm)

>>107799437
like what they're doing with those mini nuclear reactors
welcome to Chernobyl: Capitalism Edition

>>107799451
Operator was typing too fast. WONTFIX

>>107799488
my sides
have a you

>>107797996
>it's real
Parsing a change log in the first place is pretty dumb
https://github.com/anthropics/claude-code/issues/16682

>>107799622
>reported at 8:27
>fixed at 8:29
lol
anti-ai tards grasping at straws as usual

>>107799645
There's so many things wrong with this workflow that lead to the bug occurring in the first place that it's hard to know where to begin.

>apparently zero checking in CI
>AI slop evidentially can just push breakage directly to master (https://github.com/anthropics/claude-code/commit/870624fc1581a70590e382f263e2972b3f1e56f5)
>having a design where invalid date parsing results in a hard error
>automatic update checks by parsing a fucking changelog file
>arguably having automatic update checking in the first place

>>107799672
Their source code isn't even open, all we are looking at is Claude generated changelogs. My point is, its probably worse than you think.

>>107799672
>committed at 8:03
so it was reported in 24 and fixed in 26 minutes
lol

>only thing on the orange reddit front page is a claude code puffpiece

>>107799758
Next you're going to try and find some reaction on reddit.

>>107799692
>its ok they fixed it quick
it doesnt erase the fact that the issue is relevant of a broader problem

>>107799918
the issue of having no CI? of pushing changes without manually checking if everything still works? of having no release process and using software from the main branch? maybe they should ask AI how to fix all that

>>107799692
It's a long list of very bad decisions and poor design that made this failure even possible. So far, there's no evidence than any of the underlying problems are even being addressed and it could happen again.

>>107800057
>they should ask AI how to fix all that
a little birdie told me thats exactly what they did
or rather
they relied on the shatbot
and the shatbot did what it does best:
it just autocompleted the assignment based on statistical considerations

I read this this morning and was curious:
https://x.com/bcherny/status/2007179832300581177
...and this afternoon they broke claude cli. I just don't see how this type of coding is ok. Even if I'm vibe coding it takes time to plan, and they're somehow managing 10 concurrent aqgents.

>>107800098
>org without even a norm (as in standard procedures in code)
and im supposed to entrust them with a codebase, right?

>>107800098
>they broke claude cli
for 26 minutes LMAO

>>107800283
>klod's team didnt even bother to manually test the update
>because their shatbot's tests consist of
[printf("passed");]

cope harder

>>107800330
pointless tests are an almost solved problem in the latest opus, thank you for your feedback, it makes ai better and better! it's just like hands, every fucking retard was so uppity about ai-generated hands 3 years ago lol

>>107800429
werent the hands all fucked up?
>they were
so what you said is cope

also anybody with a working pair of eyes saw that shit
its just that toxic positivity is a hell of a drug i guess

>>107800441
maybe you should ask ai to explain my remark about hands and how it relates to your post

>>107800429
Still can't do hands half the time

>>107800470
no, its pretty self explanatory
>hurr durr you should feel bad because youre actually helping ai
if you need to be called a retarded faggot to fix your shit you aint get anywhere

>>107800481
stop using ancient models, I fapped to locally generated fingering porn today and hands came out perfect every time
>>107800492
no, I'm saying that these problems are either already fixed in the latest coding models, or will be solved because they're very obvious and are mostly an issue of alignment
right now ai is aligned to impress nocoders with quick results, even though it can write flawless software and correct tests if you guide it right

>>107798051
>Pacemakers, flight guidance, nuclear power sensors, etc etc
lol you have no idea how worried I am to fly. normies don't know that code is all written in india

>>107800507
apparently anthropic doesn't even know how to guide it right

>>107800507
>fixed in the latest coding models
given the most recent klod/anthropic oopsie, they arent

>>107798558
This. But we all know these faggots tend to REALLY embrace the "fail fast" mentality and they don't give a shit about any of this stuff.

>>107798605
literally what possible use would it have? keep in mind human image recognition != llm. i saw some gay vid and all it showcased was some retarded drone interface amounting to a search function

>>107801855
>literally what possible use would it have?
Increase shareholder value

>>107800524
Aviation is a bit different, shit is very heavily audited and there’s a bunch of very specific standards around how such code is written. Even the accidents caused by software changes were due to the pilot not being told the aircraft behaves in a certain way, rather than the software acting incorrectly. I’m not aware of any aircraft accidents where it was a software bug that caused it, it’s almost always multiple factors together, like something not being maintained, and the pilot responding incorrectly because they thought it was a different issue. Nuclear stuff should be similar. Medical equipment is a different matter, the requirements there aren’t as specific as “you must use this coding style, and this memory management method, and have this and this in place”, it just says it has to not be defective or faulty. Medical software has always been jank.

>>107798558
>>all of this amplified by updates immediately being shipped to all users
users don't pull updates themselves?

>>107802777
No, the cli tool pulls updates each time you open it KEK

>>107797996
>depending on parsing a string containing the version of the software to obtain the version
>needing to know its own version at all to run
this reeks of jeetslopcode

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>>107798380
>dancing animals
lol you wish vramlet

>>107803519
That's because it is

>>107797996
>lmao how does this even happen
Poor test suite practices, like all bugs.

>>107798380
Ukraine lost.
Renee Shitty is a dead dyke.

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>>107799692
lol
lmao
https://github.com/anthropics/claude-code/commit/5aac2b1b6aa23b65cd146b7eac8af30bc858d6eb

>>107798279
Cope and seethe tech illiterate

>>107798558
Wow, this totally has never happened before AI!!! Companies were always on point with QA and testing!!!

>>107802190
holy cope

>>107805806
this is anthropic's product. they have free access to claude, no api use costs. why aren't they putting any resources towards QA and CI?

>>107797996
>>devs vibecoded wrong versioning
>how does this even happen
idk, it's a mystery

>>107805806
>Wow, this totally has never happened before AI!!!
Point me to the last instance a major product was released without the devs checking if it even fucking launches
This thing crashed on fucking startup, literally a basic ci workflow doing

claude && echo "Success" || echo "Failed"

Would've caught this. Just think about that for a second, this is no ordinary QA failure

>>107802190
The Boeing 737 MAX crashes were caused by buggy software which caused the plane to nosedive and kill everyone. It never should have been approved and the people responsible should all be in prison but we live in a gay society so that didn't happen.

>>107806085
The only reason microjeet hasn’t had that happen yet is that their products are written in competent languages where an error like this means the build process flat out refuses to make the release binary. Expect that to change with all the vibecoded typescript they’re shitting out instead

>>107806004
Only Chinese products put sizable resources to QA, literally half of all software companies in china is 1/4 engineers and code monkeys, 1/4 managements and 1/2 QA. Pretty much any unmotivated college graduate gets hired, put into QA and they spend weeks in the office tapping on phone screens for bugs.

>>107798032
I mean, if the AI is being feed AI slop to learn and there's no forums or anything ever to discuss programming, why wouldn't the AI start breaking shit constantly?
Just the other day saw that stackoverflow is literally getting the same amount of questions now that it was getting on the beginning of the site, the fucking AI bots scrap sites like that, if there's no more sites like that, there's no more scrapping going on anymore.

>>107806305
then why are Chinese sites so buggy and terrible?

>>107798580
This. Like, WTF.
"What version am I? I know, I'll check the changelog!"

>>107797996
>vibecoded versioning
>breaks
>how does this even happen?
Read your own post

>>107799622
>Thanks! This worked for me: sed -i '' 's/## 2.1.0 (2026-01-07)/## 2.1.0/g' ~/.claude.json
HOW IS THIS EASIER THAN JUST OPENING THE FILE AND DELETING THE PARENTHESES?
Is Linux really that far behind Windows that you can't trivially navigate to a file, open it, make a change, and save it?

>>107806846
because it's quicker to type a shell one-liner than "First open the editor of your choice, then select search & replace, then ....."
same reason people will tell you to do "apt-get install someshit" instead open your application menu, search "synaptic", ....

>>107806846
congrats on being as dumb as the vibecoders that committed this garbage in the first place

>>107806846
it's easy, you highlight that, go to a terminal window and press middle click to paste it and then run it.

>>107806846
Excellent bait

They'll have a good chance to get the job back in time to make sure that the new team doesn't have a bad attitude about their players or the new team they have in mind when they're in charge