>>107801930
Fuck the judeohapa

>>107802066
A

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>>107802066
you'll need a time machine to do that.

I got a contract job that pays $5/hr

I've been waiting all christmas for an answer from my second interview just to be told that despite all going well they decided to pick another more prepared candidate... For an internship position.

They got me waiting 3 weeks instead of telling me it before.

>>107802735
that's not bad for Burundi

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You guys have to answer a retarded HR survey too?

>>107803735
very rarely desu

I got invited to a interview in a university meet and greet. In the interview the person was just sitting in the cafeteria and eating and told me to apply on their site. What the fuck was the point of that?

I looooove getting rejection emails and looking up the people that rejected me on LinkedIn. So far, I found these “talent acquisition “””specialists”””” rejecting me for software developer roles have a background in art studies, photography, English literature and fashion design. Boy, oh boy, they sure are “””specialists””” in seeking talents when they are qualified and know what they’re looking for!

Got rejected for warehouse operative position, it’s over. My career is now Lifetime NEET and I blame my government and society.

I quit my 80k job because of a number of reasons and it's been 5 months and i'm out of money. Grinding for cybsec but holy crap this market is bad right now.

>>107803944
>Quiting a job without a backup
Kek

>>107803944
>no money
Living with mommy and daddy?

>>107803920
this general hates startups but you don't have to deal with this nonsense with them. it's usually intro call with ceo -> technical round with the tech guy -> offer. No other bullshit.

>>107803936
Nigga, are you 19 years old? Bitch jobs like that are the hardest to get, because everyone on the planet applies for them. I never heard back from Burger King in 2010 and wanted to kill myself, but I understand now that they never got back to me because they just picked a couple of application forms at random and hired those people. Skills are irrelevant for jobs like this.

>>107804026
Startups aren't hiring

>>107804046
If I can't get an unskilled or skilled job then I am destined to be a lifetime NEET or commit to a life of crime.

>>107804026
I hate startups and I hate "AI" startups even more.

i have a job but should i take the free year of linkedin premium? i wanna know who all these jeets are still viewing my profile and report them to CSIS

>>107804127
Yes, and include "Open to Work" on your profile picture to get rid of the jeet and roastie recruiters.

Literally work at an AI startup with a skill set so niche that they really can't get rid of me without causing themselves a huge headache and rehiring somebody that costs even more.

Hate poor people, simple as.

>>107804237
>skill set so niche
x doubt

I work at an AI startup and we have this employee with a niche skillset, but he is underperforming and slacking to our expectations because he thinks he is unreplacable and it would cost more to hire somebody else. Should I outsource his job to India and buy like two, maybe three, employees for the price of one?

>>107801930
Friendly reminder that all resume advice is worthless when you have faggots like this reviewing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r865Sql7Y0g [Embed]

Best part is you can watch multiple videos where this soiboi queer contradicts himself on multiple occasions. GET THESE FUCKING LIBSHITS OUT OF HIRING POSITIONS.

>>107804237
It all makes sense when you realize that the system isn't built by jews, but merely exploited by them.

It is built by PROTESTANTS, who figuratively enshrine abuse of poors and rent-seeking behaviour by literally including it in their version of the Bible.

will internship in software testing help me out in getting a job as a software developer? its unpaid so im thinking about it

How many jobs are you supposed to apply to before you get an interview now? I've been applying to jobs daily for a month now and I haven't gotten one response yet. And this is with 13 YoE in web dev. Back in the mid 2010s I would get multiple interviews within a week of starting a job search and that was when I had only a couple years of experience.

No, he died because he was militarily defeated. His palace was under siege, and in his starvation, he ate those weeds.

Would've been pretty interesting alternate history if he had won.

This is a bit unusual, but I hear the US merchant navy is absolutely desperate for sailors. You have to go through their academy, and then in the job you spend 6 months at sea, but pay is $180k a year.

I think I would do it if I couldn't get a job.

>>107805127
>I've been applying to jobs daily for a month
>13 YoE in web dev
how is this even possible, any context? are you US based? make sure your cv isnt blank or something because this isnt normal, unless you apply to some crazy jobs

>>107805240
I'm applying to any on-site job I see that I'm qualified for that's in the territory of the US, avoiding large corporations and remote jobs because I know those are too competitive to even try for anymore. I'm also avoiding jobs in high cost of living cities like NY, SF and Seattle. But honestly there are barely even any jobs that fit my qualifications anymore, so I'm only able to apply to like 3-4 jobs a day.

>>107805240
Did you go on a job hunt recently with similar experience?

>>107805395
im still in school but managed to land junior position after 2 months with few internships in the back so not really

>>107802590
or dig him up for a good skullfucking

>>107804670
protestants are really jews most beloved golem. I have extreme disdain for most forms of christianity and all of protestants. so much so that it would be preferable for christianity to just get completely torn down, as the original morality and ethic (which was profoundly antijew) has been forgotten to the point of irrecoverability

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What do I do if I'm stuck in a shitty help desk job? I know I'm not technically unemployed but it sure fucking feels like it, I've applied for countless sysadmin/programming/database jobs and nothing fucking works. I'm just stuck here resetting passwords all day. I have the degree. I have the git repo full of projects. Nothing I do seems to matter.

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I think I might've just landed a job at starbucks

>>107801930
If OpenAI et al wanted to generate some good will, they would start sponsoring some of the projects they rely to make their software more AI-friendly. Seems like a win-win. Or they could just buy tailwind like Anthropic did with bun

>>107805495
if AI companies started buying things they trained on they would quickly run out of money

>>107805495
Damn, replied to wrong thread

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>>107804997
>QA
>software development

>>107805127
Don't know mate. I've only ever applied once or twice between jobs and never had an issue finding new work. It's kind of hard to believe that there are people sending out thousands of applications for months/years without success.

>>107805546
Are you in web dev or even a dev job at all? These kinds of replies are pointless when you're talking about some completely different industry.

>>107805351
>I'm also avoiding jobs in high cost of living cities like NY, SF and Seattle
But the pay for those jobs more than makes up for the cost of living. I'd rather be making 300k in Seattle than 30k in bumfuck Idaho.

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>>107805559
Network engineering/architecture. Usually the offers come to me, not the other way around.

>>107805561
>But the pay for those jobs more than makes up for the cost of living
It absolutely does not. I live in a 1500 sq ft house by myself in a peaceful low-crime 80% white town right now. If I had to move to a HCOL city, I would have to live in some shitty cramped apartment and live paycheck to paycheck, even on a 6 figure salary.

It also doesn't make up for the fact that you're living in a multicultural crime infested leftist shithole, no matter how much money you have. I've lived in both SF and NYC before and the experience was miserable.

why can't the government just make some kind of centralized job site there you plug in your skills/experience/qualifications and you get automatically assigned jobs that best suite your career? I hate this jeet infested rat race

>>107805621
That's communism

>>107805603
>I HAVE to walk down dark alleys alone at 2 AM
>I HAVE to play basketball in the hood with the boys
>I HAVE to interact with homeless people at intersections
Or you could just live in the suburbs like normal people and completely avoid brown people which seems to be your only gripe. Keep living in your "based redpilled ubermensch" 300 population hick town where a full set of teeth is considered rare and $15/hour is high pay.

My mother keeps pushing random internship opportunities on me, even though I have a very clear one in mind.

>>107805663
The suburbs of those cities are the most expensive places on earth to live in. I live in a suburb of a small city in the south and bought my house for $250k at the peak of the real estate bubble a few years ago. The same house in an equivalent suburb of NY or SF would cost $1-2 million. Maybe even more since I don't think there are many 80+% white suburbs left in any major metropolitan area of the US anymore.

>>107805596
Then why are you even posting in this thread?

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I asked my uncle years ago if he could get me a position at the factory he works at, and he told me to go to school instead. "You're too smart for this line of work. You'll make way more money doing IT stuff, and you won't break your back in the process. You'll be the next Bill Gates!" Fast forward 8 years and I'm still a miserable unemployed faggot, only now I have a piece of paper that's supposed to be valuable except everyone else has one now as well. Meanwhile my nephew who was considered a bit of a retard now works alongside my uncle making $48/hour with matching retirement and goes on constant vacations/hunting trips to Africa. And my uncle just looks at me like "wtf is wrong with you" every time we have a family gathering. I hate my life and want to die.

>>107805728
Curiosity.

>>107805490

Sailors are making the big bucks >>107805193
I would go for that if I didn't have a career.

ONE proportion z‑test
ONE mean t‑test
TWO means two‑sample t
MULTIPLE means ANOVA
MULTIPLE proportions chi‑square

There I just saved you a month of college tuition

Also so like just 1 in 20 of all statistical inferences are just fucking wrong?

Should I just ignore all promoted job posts on LinkedIn? They get hundreds of applicants in the first few minutes they're posted since I assume they're put at the top of everyone's search results. Doesn't seem like there's even any point in wasting my time on applying to these jobs.

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provided that they give me the same hours and are almost the same distance from my house, should I get a job at:
>Starbucks - $16 an hour - free coffee
or
>Chick fila - $14 an hour - free food

Hiring is such a massive waste of time and resources. It's crazy to see the lengths that even small companies go to to hire for a job that could likely be done by the person who's resume is on top of the stack

>>107806266
Why not just work in a government position instead? Surely the pay cannot possibly be worse, and you get benefits.

>>107806403
1. no one is fucking hiring
2. I haven't given up on being a software developer
I want something that will give me 25-30 hours a week so I can pay bills and shit while still having enough time to study and apply for real jobs
3. government jobs are almost all full time

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>>107805705
I bought my house 3 years ago for 1m. 80% white in jew york

>>107806492
You need to make something like $400k a year and have a down payment of half a million dollars saved up to comfortably afford a $1.5 million house.

>>107806456
If you think "real jobs" are not full time you are insane. There are also lots of programming jobs in the government if you just look.

>>107806548
>shilling for fed jobs
>zero reading comprehension
pottery

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>>107806552
>too arrogant and prideful to code for the government for a normal salary instead of FAGMAN salary
>willing to work for minimum wage flipping burgers "just to make ends meet bro, it's only temporary bro"

>>107806578
complacency is real
I would rather work some shitty job that reminds me how miserable my life is 24/7 instead of some moderately comfy job that never tortures me into improving my life

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>>107806548
There are a total of 5 open software developer positions in the entire US government right now.

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>>107806599
I'm sure the FAGMAN recruiters will be lining up outside your section 8 housing with cooding offers once they see your burger flipping expertise and raw grit in the face of working alongside retarded beaner zoomers.

>>107806492
how are you paying the mortgage being unemployed?

>>107806623
>starts crying about zoomers
of course
it's always the out of touch 35+ year old manchildren giving dogshit advice

>>107806648
I'm not the one deliberating which goyslop feed and sneed to work at.

>>107806578
There should be as little government and government workers as possible. In fact all governments should be abolished and all replaced with local donation and volunteer based freedom fighters that respond whenever someone's rights and freedoms are being infringed.

>>107806687
yeah because you graduated into a job market that wasn't raped by covid stimulus and 800k h1b jeets and coming in over the last decade and retarded CEOs cutting junior roles because of "AI"
if you were born 10 years later you would be in the exact same situation right now.
Fucking kill yourself.

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>>107806713
Get back to the grill, it's lunch hour and Mr. Sheckleberg needs all hands on deck!

>>107806738
it's always the contempt and looking down
you earned nothing
you are were you are by the sheer fucking luck that you weren't born into the shithole that we were born in
and instead of having some humility or reflection, you talk down to us
this is why everyone fucking hates you.
Your world doesn't exist anywhere outside of your head. You have no idea what reality is, because you're a fucking child that hasn't had to deal with it. Notice how you didn't respond to >>107806616.
You don't know shit about the real world, as evidenced by your suggestion of telling software developers to apply to "government jobs" when there are fucking FIVE roles listed for the entire United States of America.

Seriously. Fucking kill yourself, or get the fuck off the internet.

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>>107806755
t.

>>107806755
Not him, but I feel for you. I graduated in 2011, never had issues finding work. But it is true that I was pragmatic and knew the job prospects for deving were good back then. Now, we may all get automated away within 3 years. In your position, I would totally do what I suggested here >>107805193 Much better than burger flipping, you can almost certainly work each other year being a sailor.

>>107805561
A. The difference in pay doesn’t come close to the making up for the difference in cost. Jobs with multiple locations I’ve applied to will be like $135,000 for NY position $115,000 for Indianapolis. That $20k does not make up for the difference in costs at all. My current comfy house was $250,000k much much much shittier places in the DC area or any more popular area are approaching a million. The difference in rent/mortgage is thousands per month on its own
B. Cities suck in every single way. I left downtown Chicago years ago and dread the idea of having to go back to a city and Chicago isn’t even big compared to NY. Everything about it sucks. Trying to get three miles is a pain in the ass. Public transportation sucks, traffic moves at 10mph, ubers are not even reliable, parking is expensive and requires repaying every couple hours so you can’t just go to someone’s place, leave the car and forget about it. You can’t go anywhere without it being a huge thing. Leave in the suburbs and commute and you’re looking at sitting in stop and go traffic for 30 mi and taking 1-2hrs to get in and then to get back. And there’s so many annoying people in the city that make so much fucking noise all the time. Fuck cities. Small areas are so nice

>>107805559
So don’t respond to the bait dipshit

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>>107806946
Are you suggesting computer networking is not tech related? At what point do you simply remake the thread with the title of "unemployed software developers general"?

>>107806993
> Are you suggesting computer networking is not tech related?
No

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>20 yrs exp, inc admin and director roles
>bach degree, 10+ certs
>2 months of HR bs to interview for sysadmin
>"sorry, funding cuts, no longer available"
>1 month later, same employer posts 4 admin/eng/sec openings
>HR insta-responds "we think your skills are more aligned with tier 1 support, please submit a narrative why you'd be a good fit if interested"

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>>107806993
to be fair it seems like the only tech workers having employment issues are programmers

do jeets not know there are other IT fields to shit up?

>spam apply for jobs
>one of them is a linkedin jeet consultancy
>get a call from them the same day
>do some more google fu during the call, turns out they're so scammy that they force you to send money / id as part of the application process
>"sorry ma'am I'm no longer interested in the role"
>"why saar?"
>"um, I found better opportunities, thank you"

>>107806646
he's a lying untermensch, goys

and as a (non-brown) untermensch living in the nyc metro area off of my mommy and daddy, 80% white towns do exist. but yeah you need to be making 400k a year to afford one. Goog luck lmao.

>>107807103
I'm not unemployed and I live in Long Island. Bought my house for 1m in 2022 and now it's 1.5m. Feels good man.

>>107805152
He was militarily defeated because he killed his best ally. That caused his new religious movement to collapse.

you won.

im thoroughly demoralized

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Is every IT job interview just a middle school pop quiz and hope I get picked? Like what the fuck man you have my resume you could just chat with me about 10 minutes about my homelab or what I used to do IT wise to see im not a fraud, do I really need to do this quiz just to prove I can reset active directory passwords?

t. unemployed retard trying to get a $20/hr help desk job

>>107804117
What would your breaking bad arc look like anon?

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never lose hope fellas

>>107804997
that was literally my dev arc

manual qa, automated qa, software dev

That was in 2020 - 2022 though so no guarantees

>>107808311
those don't seem too difficult, though i have no idea for the printer one.

yellow exclamation in device manager means no drivers right?

absolutely abysmal situation looking for 0-2 year positions.

>get rejected for position
>look up company
>every single person with that same job title at that company is a fucking jeet
of course. fuck bcbs.

>>107808311
Last interview started off the rip with the roastie asking "what superpower would you choose" then quizing on a list of FOURTY acronyms. Absolute babby shit like DHCP, HTTP, VPN, HTML. For a senior admin with a federal contractor.

Does anyone have a retirement plan that isn't suicide?

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>savings are running out
>start applying to normie wage jobs
>apply to one specific job I hate less than the rest
>call in the next day, ask the manager if they're hiring
>"oh yes of course! let me get your information and ill call back once my shift is over to schedule an interview."
>never hear back from them again
this is the lowest point in my life (so far)

>>107805494
its a stepping stone anon, just a thing to do to pay the bills

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>>107806492
hopefully you got the heter iska loan goyim HAHAHAHAA

>>107806616
>100k a year

>>107809305
thats it?
fucking hell. dud it gets way way way fucking worse

>>107809367
no, that's on top of everything else
>have a few hundred dollars left in my bank account (I start defaulting on bills next month if I don't get a job in the next 2-3 weeks)
>like 15k in debt
>cousin is getting some backpay on disability after filing a claim with the state government, he's getting paid out like $25k for doing nothing.
>tells me he'll help me out cuz i always loaned him money when I had a job, he'll give me 2k to make it through the next month
>messages me yesterday "oops i found out I have like 20k in debt i didn't know about and haven't paid in years, sorry bro i can't help u"
>dad came in to give me "the talk" about how I need to find a job already so I can pay him rent, also threatened to kick me out just a few days ago
>in the last month I've been rejected by 3 companies, ghosted by 1 after interviews

>>107809392
start telling people to fuck off, you're trying.
the fuck else can you do?
dad sounds like a dickhead desu

>supposed to have technical round today
>interviewer was a no-show
>try emailing recruiter but he's also nowhere to be found

why the fuck does this keep happening to me

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i worked my whole life at devops sysadmin job and didn't realize i had no skills until i got laid off and had to find another job like this.

apparently i didn't do shit the whole time. its like i have 0 years of experience instead of 10.

>>107809593
they have their eye on someone else they sucked his dick already

>>107809612
they said they were going to expedite the process for me, even considered bringing me on site sooner than usual
fuck my stupid new grad life

>>107809392
>>107809305
ive got a few years until this happens to me but i can feel your post.

can you get a wagie cuck job? customer service roles? make alternative resumes for plan B and C type positions. look for income outside of tech. you need to not drown

>>107809627
you might be okay then. honestly the people who are interviewing you are not enjoying the process and probably have a lot of work to do and are getting dragged into meetings solving fires that are more important than seeing the candidate. good luck brother chase them down

>>107809627
new grads have the advantage that they get softball-ass technical interviews because they have no experience. they're getting you cheap and they're betting on your growth

>>107801930
I want to die bros

>>107809668
get an english teaching certificate and then move to thailand

>>107809713
Im mexican

>>107809785
shit man, pick a struggle

>>107809855
It’s over

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>>107809641
guess you were right, the guy called me back after 5 pm. we're so back

>you must be willing to work in office 5 days a week
Fuck off. We are in the epitome no worker demand. They’re looking for who will sink the lowest to get a job. I worked for years remote before covid. Now half the places I look at are making a point of taking that away from you. My job is 100% working in front of a computer. I’ll come in like 1-2 a week for a meeting. You either happy with the rate my work comes in or you’re not. That’s independent of the amount of time you watch me in front of the computer

>>107809785
most of the english teachers there are not native english speakers its fine

>>107809940
let's go, brother

>>107810253
Yes but I live in Mexico not in the US and my English is trash

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i got A+ certified today

from what im reading, the network+ is on a whole other level of difficulty

im scared

>>107810461
security+ is the one that you want

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>>107805490
>>107805851
stop making fun of me

>>107810461
net+ is basically
>what is a router?
>what is a switch?
>ok now if you're so smart define every subnet (no i will not explain what a subnet even is to you first)

i didnt challenge the real test but all the practice tests and "study materials" really are just

>know what even a home network looks like
>ok now memorize and regurgitate this table of individual bits making up every possible CIDR definition
>and no we will not only not explain how subnetting works or that the notation refers to how many bits in the number are relevant, but we will also explicitly deflect whenever the subject of binary numbers or even basic on-off signalling comes up
Net+ is designed to be failed over and over and no one in networking respects it because it, again, is basically only barely enough to configure your home network but if you passed it you memorized a table of what number corresponds to what binary number but without ever having been told (and probably not figuring out yourself) how binary works.

>>107810461
dont get sloptia just get ccna

t. comptia and ccna certified

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>>107810461
dont lesten to these fucking furJEETS A+ is the most inportant certification their is.

>>107810711
>>107810731
>>107810742
you lost furnigger you lost.

>>107810748
>their is
kek newfag comptia shill

The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 (Pub. L. 113–12 (text) (PDF); H.R. 258) is a United States federal law that was passed by the 113th United States Congress. The law amends the federal criminal code to make it a crime for a person to fraudulently claim to have received a valor award specified in the Act, with the intention of obtaining money, property, or other tangible benefit by convincing another that they received the award.

>inb4 oscilloscope
Describe what you use this very expensive equipment on anon? What did you use to it to fix? Also how did you fix it?

maybe ill have less suicidal thoughts tomorrow !!!

>>107811071
Killing yourself is a job for the enemy. There is no sense working for free.

>>107809089
>what superpower would you choose
USA! USA! USA!

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>>107808311
>min wage hell desk
they have 100000000000 applicants per position and most of them lie so they have to do that shit. apply to weird widget jobs and your interviews will be just as weird and overtly hostile but at least job-related