>SAAR, PLEASE USE AI FOR REDEEM YOUR PAYMENTS SAARhttps://x.com/PayPal/status/2009280294667354509
It’s going to be ads in ai to shill you shit and make it look organic
>>107809791Who asked for this shit?
PaypAI?
>Please use AI>Please use AI>Please use AI>PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, USE AI. WE'VE INVESTED TRILLIONS INTO THIS. YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE ECONOMY
>>107809828next step is: you vill use ze AI or you're not gonna be allowed to do anything
>>107809828
>400k views>1k likesGET RATIO'DGET RATIO'DGET RATIO'D
I STIL DON'T GET HOW THIS STUFF WORKSARE THEY PAYING MICROSHIT TO ADOPT THIS COPILOT ASS GARBAGEOR IS MICROSHIT PAYING THEM TO ADOPT THIS COPILOT ASS GARBAGE WHO IS MEANT TO BE MAKING MONEY WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS
>>107809828I use >AI every day. I never use copilot. If copilot was good I might use it. But copilot is terrible. Easily the worst of all this AI junk.
haven't bought anything from ms store.
>>107809819Sendpai
>>107809791this microsoft ai shilling has to be the single most pathetic thing i have ever seenit's so indiani don't understand it at all
>>107809868It's to fool venture capitalists and delaying the great bubble pop 2 more weeks
>>107809791Anyone else exhausted with AI fatigue? I used to be pretty pro-generative AI four years ago but now I'm just about done. I was planning to move from AM4 to AM5 with DDR5 RAM but that's pretty much out of the picture now. Why don't they team up with Microsoft to launch "Copilot Make RAM Cheaper" instead?
lol
>>107809876I use it because it doesn't need any login. I like my false sense of privacy.
>>107809902They are pushing so hard to hide that it has plateaued and everyone’s 401k is leveraged for it to keep going up forever. The bubble popping makes everyone’s paper wealth disappear and they quit buying shit. We’re in a depression because they have created yet another boom and bust with their paper scrip. It doesn’t affect Altman types because they have been selling you shares to quietly hoard gold.
>>107809902You don't get it copilot is making computers obsolete so you don't need to buy ram again
>>107809791Explain what AI does that a program can't. isn't there a link to paypal like all other sites.
>>107809791When this shit crashes down next year, the cataclysm will be so massive we could be facing the worst economic crisis in recorded history.
>>107809828>racist incels btfo black queens my not using AI slop - The Economist
>>107809810execs who want to mine your shopping data, that's who.
>>107809876By far. Copilot routinely forgets what it's capable of doing.
>>107810204You need to activate recall to get it really going
>>107809791I've never understood this desire of massive corpos to go against consumers and double down on unpopular shit, but it's always amusing.
>>107809902I still don't know what AI does for normal usage.Tried Stable Diffusion once and it generated abomination.
>>107810057They are Jewish aren’t they?
>>107810311There's always something, it's weird. There was also an extreme push towards 3D (movies, TVs, phones) and also VR has been unsuccessfully pushed for a long time too. I think it's typically someone's nepobaby that has some idea and the rest of the company has to try and make it happen.
>>107809791I love this.It makes it easy for me to know what companies to avoid. Copilot really is helpful.
Why? What is this even for? No seriously, even considering the current AI space, what the fuck even is this???
>>107809810Microsoft asked for this because the pajeets who run it right now are debilitatingly autistic.
>>107810311It's probably because the technology is useful elsewhere so they have a reason to develop it but it's either not directly profitable but very useful to powers that be or not currently profitable and ramping up, so they're trying to pawn the costs off onto the average person or make an extra buck.
>>107810475In all likelihood they're trying to have normies recoup the cost for it as it has uses to them that aren't useful to a regular person. At this point they're shitting themselves that people just aren't interested and the Microslop thing bothering the CEO to the point of nearly crying means things are really bad.
im banned for life from paypal and they never said whyi got an email one day saying i was bannedi didnt even use their service it was out of the blue on an account i forgot i hadi searched to see if this happened to anyone else and this is like what they do for some reasonthey say its so they lock your assets for a certain amount of time so they can invest in it then return it to you, they wont respond to your inquiries unless you sue them. but most for most people theres only like 20-50 dollars in the account so it isn't worth it. weird stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING HATE AI.
>>107809791lolle>copilot turned out to be turbo-shit>i know, lets shove it everywhere else
>>107809791i wish regulators would just shut down paypal. bunch of stealing scammers
>>107810714Paypal's notorious for this shit, they'll lock accounts and basically steal money from you. iirc they had a leak a while back about the accounts that they were targeting, shit like "White advocacy" was listed alongside literal terrorism.Fun fact, remember that gamer girl bathwater shit by Belle Delphine? Apparently Paypal stole all the money she made from it.
>>107809981A user can search for an item in Copilot and 1-click "Buy with Paypal" without ever having to directly go to the merchant's website. Thankfully, it seems merchants need to opt-in, at least at this point.
>>107809887It's the new Web 3.0 / NFT shilling but this time they're forcing it harder.
>>107810940She had to fight PayPal for almost five years in court to get the money back.
>>107809791AI is a solution looking for a problem and this picture is one of the best examples.
>>107811006Dunno how much she made but 4-5 years of lawyer fees would cut pretty deep regardless.
Microsoft needs to be buck-broken by anti-trust laws.
>>107811049MS isn't even a part of FAANG, gut Amazon, Nvidia and Google first.
>>107811077Why not all of them?
>>107811081>firstIf you profess to be against a problem then don't start with the biggest issue then you aren't against the problem you're consolidating it.
>>107810714I never put any money in my Paypal account. I just use it as a convenience to pay for online shit without giving my card away on every shitty shop out there.
>>107810340The VR shit is nuts, facebook has invested like 50 billion dollars into their meme VR headset and with nothing to show for it
>>107811114What a coincidence now the technology is used for drone piloting. Haha oopsie, that definitely wasn't intended.
>>107809879Not even Microsoft supports using the Microsoft Store.>In July 2025, Microsoft announced that it would be ending support for Office 365 applications installed through the Microsoft Store. It also made clear that starting in October 2025, they would no longer be delivering new updates or features, with security fixes ending in December 2026. Microsoft Office will still be updated and maintained, but the company will focus on Click-to-Run versions. It's simply easier for the Microsoft development team to maintain one version of the suite and they've chosen the most convenient option — Click-to-Run. Consolidation is nothing new, with Windows 10 nearing its end as Microsoft shifts its focus to Windows 11. Note that the company is still making Windows 10 extended updates free to some users, however.
>>107810002Nothing ever happens.
>>107810311>Corporations are people, my friend.Companies, especially large ones, are made up of tons of factions pushing in different directions, and managers each trying to maximize their own benefit, even when it is of negative value to the company. Internal metrics are often very bad at identifying who is actually adding positive value to the company and who is harming it. Susan the product manager doesn't gave a shit if the product she manages undermines the message some other department on the other side of the org chart is trying to associate with the company. She cares about hitting the targets set by her manager or even manipulating the targets themselves to be aligned with what she's doing. The notion of large corporations being strict hierarchies with clear goals handed down cleanly between levels has a theoretical, almost romantic, appeal to it, but it doesn't reflect the reality of how large entities actually operate.
>>107811151nonoits going down. id give it 2 years maxhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y7QPXzDmloI
>>107809868It's literally just PayPal as a payment option in the latest version of the Microsoft store. That's all it is.
>>107809791>Copilot Checkout.NETSteve Jobs was right, Microslop has no taste
>>107810311It's one main symptom of late stage capitalismHaving a honest, sustainable, steady business that stays afloat forever but doesn't grow (like some businesses that have existed for several hundred years and multiple generations in Europe and Japan), isn't enough.Green line must always go up forever, which obviously isn't sustainable. And companies have been running out of ideas, especially since I believe that tech in general is basically solved and has truly peaked (especially in the consumer space). It's one of the main reasons why creating retarded anti-consumer shit and doubling down on it is becoming more common, while all megacorps keep putting a smug face about it, they're in despair.Especially because when the AI bubble pops, it could be an event that will finally make the world in general realize this isn't sustainable and cause the whole stock market in general to crash.
>>107811049>>107811081because americans kneel to corporations and regulations are communism
>>107809810Jews, but they didn't ask
>>107810311>>107810340When something new comes along every corp with shitloads of money wants to be first in that field so they can dominate 'the next big thing' and make insane money off of it. They invest in it and push it because they hope it catches on and they can get a foot in the door before there's any real competition.This is exactly what happened with VR and Faceberger. Modern VR started with Oculus, which seemed to have people working there who actually cared about VR and thought it was cool, which is why they were making a headset. Sure, they probably wanted the money too but I think they legitimately thought that what they were making was cool, before selling out that is.When Faceberger bought Oculus that was EXCLUSIVELY an attempt to build their own "metaverse" walled garden before anybody else, because Zuck thought it was going to be "the next big thing" and he wanted everyone in the "metaverse" to come to them. That's why insane amounts of money were invested even though nobody cared about the garbage they were making.
>>107811144Doing this with everything they release just means that people stop adopting the new stuff they release.>winforms is depreciated>feel like learning a new UI framework for C#>look into the newest framework, MAUI>there's been WPF and UWP between Winforms and MAUI
>>107810323>what AI does for normal usage.It's a glorified search engine.
>>107809791more like easier for sloppers lol
>>107811032>Dunno how much she made but 4-5 years of lawyer fees would cut pretty deep regardless.Well she's doing pron now, so I guess Goldstien & Goldstien cleaned her out.
>>107811454ThisThe yanks will continue being a blight on the world for their own cuckoldry. Best we can hope for is they implode and the rest of the world can finally crack down on their shitty corporations without some retard yelling about it and making threats.
>>107811307Standard of living will be lowered but nothing major would change. Thinking anything would change is a very First World-centric view. Many countries went through economic collapses but their systems remain more or less the same.
>>107811077You're right because with Microsoft it makes FAGMAN
>>107811722It's FAGMANN now.
>>107809791Its actually useful if it allowed you to sift through paramaters like if its made in the US or if its lets say a company thats been around for more then 2yrs. Would be great if amazon AI assist actually fucking worked like this.
>>107809791I can't wait for the shills to shill it.>"bro paypal ai will make your life so easy">"like imagine you sell something then paypal ai can calculate the tax and all government fees for you"
>>107811750nopony will say this though
>>107809791>solutions looking for problemsThis is what you get for letting software people get in power. Their whole schlick is design patterns and overcomplex solutions to simple problems.
>>107809791No.
>>107811114>50 billion for this
>>107809791One more Copoilot slop application.
I don't use windows 11 or copilot, but I guess it's time to delete my paypal account
>>107809791>not linking your PaiPal + Microslop account to your Samsung SmairtFraidge and having a zero intervention endless food supplyTime is money people and convenience is king.
Saar what if paypal was made AI much efficient in banking now yes?
>>107810714Paypal is extremely cucked you can't even buy porn with it, run by censors
>>107812553Saar, PaiPal is the Power of BlackRock and Vanguard in consoomer frenly disguise. PaiPal is YOUR Pal.
>>107812610I'd imagine the chargeback rate from disappointed coomers is probably on a par with online handbag sales tbf. You are forgetting, someone needs to deal with all that shit:>Customer says 'Disappointing Tits', see provided example, demands refun
>mmmmmm maybe i should stock up on coffee>confirmed, an order placed for two pallets of krogers budget blend for $2000>WAIT NO>it's too late dave
>>107812632Just implement a no refund policy, i wouldn't mind. Could even put a small fee for 'high risk industry' trades. It's so stupid how these companies are trying to tell people what legal products/services they can or cannot buy
>>107809791What's the usecase for PayPal even? Is it an Americigan thing?
>>107809866that’s not what ratio’d is unc
>>107809791>Accidentally click in the wrong moment>You have granted Slopilot full access to your paypal account>Wake up next day>All your money is goneThank you Slopya Nutella
>>107809791holy shit having an AI tell me what I can and can't buy is gonna be so fuxking cool I love the antichrist!!!!
>>107811760Like any sane person you probably block ads, so you don't realize just how retarded modern normie facing ads are.
>>107809791i cant wait to die, this world is so over
>>107812757AI has made money productivity go up many times you are simply dumb dalit who did wrong.
>>107811750>Imagine paypal just not letting you buy bad products!!!
>Microslop doing thorough profile/background checks on every seller and buyer so SlopPal can better financially censor everyone and seize funds>SlopPay attempting to rope Microslop into their coupon stealing mafia racketlmao
>>107813013>The initial class action lawsuit filed in December 2024 was dismissed in late November 2025, Federal Judge Beth Labson Freeman stated that the complaint did not identify a "cognizable injury"lol eceleb retards BTFO
In 2013 I stopped using Google. In 2026 I will have to stop using PayPal
>>107809828It's hilarious how they still don't realize that you need to finish such a sentence with a threat not promising people exactly what they want.>but muh retirement funds
