Speechless
The penis mightier than the sword
>>107813330.img2grok animate
>>107813330Imagine that thing going up his ass
Just take one brief look at Saltman and you just know this guy can't sell shit. He's no salesman and no AI will help him do that.Guy is a born beggar though gotta give him that.
>>107813428That's why OpenAI's logo resembles a rectum.
>>107813330>a Pen - featuring an AI camera - which *Watches you Write*!>we spent $1B on this!fuck me
>>107813428I got my first colonoscopy a month or so ago and the images all had >reviewed by weirdname underneath so I looked up weirdname and it was actually an ai model they use as second opinion D:
>>107813330If it can't levitate and write on the paper itself like it's fucking Harry Potter then into the trash it goes.
>>107813570>my first colonoscopyyou stumbled upon the sole usecase for an AI pen.
>>107813330If based Jony is working on it, I am at least interested to see what it's about. Can't see myself buying anything made by OpenAI though.
>>107813570Now the whole internet knows the inside of your ass. Good job
>>107813330will outlast AI pen
its going to work if it does more than just a mini smartphone, if it does what smartphones can't do, and more than what other smartpens on the market do today.Have you ever tried to sign a document with your finger? How does the signature comes out? With a pen with pressure points and IAF it would come out flawless, the pressure sensitivity not in the screen itself, but in the pen sending the signal to the phone or PC in which state of pressure is in, it can recover the personality that we lost with the arrival of technology, imagine reading letters in the handwriting of your loved ones, with little doodles on the side, with a heart on top of the "i" as signature writing, no more using emoticons or ASCII art to send a heart, writing will feel more natural than typing, emotions can be sent more clearly with emphasis on some words, your communication your style, we can unlock the limitations of technology right now and unlock human expression and creativity, make notes on Maps apps drawing a line on which streets you want to take, drawing a circle on your favorite donut shop and add a doodle of your favorite donut there on the side.The smartpen could work with Imagine too, collaborate with AI to paint, draw a line to how high the mountains are, draw a trail of stars, design an outfit on the fly, maybe a pocket here, a zipper there, write text and try it in different styles with AI, kids can use it as crayon choosing the colors on the side.Smartpen could bring human expression back in a more natural way.It can even work with smartglasses, write a letter, work on a project, draw a picture, take a note, trace something, anywhere, paint a chair with your smartpen and see it that way with your smartglasses, make a mural on a wall and share it with your friends, or with the world, plan your garden with your smartpen, interact with AI by writing and your smartglasses in a place where you have to stay quiet, or for mute people
>>107813898>I am at least interested to see what it's about.its a pen anon.a fucking pen, plus always-on microphones etc. Because,why wouldn't you?'based' Jony added cams and a mic to a fucking Wacom Pen - who are probably knocking up a lawsuit right fucking now - and took his fellow huckster Altman for $6.5 billion. They probably agreed to split it later. $6.5 billion
>>107813330>AI Pen>Look inside>Literally just smart watch tech accessing an API
>>107813957>Have you ever tried to sign a document with your finger?yeah, Africa is a large market after all.
>>107813963you think being cynical makes you sound smart but it doesn't, quite the opposite. 'It's just a pen' is a stupid thing to say. an Audemars piguet is 'just a watch' but it justifiably interests a lot of people. I think this device will at least raise the bar from the laughable slop Humane and Rabbit released.
>>107813963>nd took his fellow huckster Altman for $6.5 billion.retard, it was in shares, no cash changed hands, you have no clue how money works or what that deal meant in financial terms. Embarrassing level of ignorance
>>107814022Nope. Still a fucking pen. Still going to be "tap tap tap" on glass.
>>107813330This AI fad is a scam, just like those retarded crypto monkeys. And just as well it will collapse.
>>107814022>cynicalhave you noted based Jony's successful product release track record since Jobs was no longer around to boot his arse towards turning the Braun back catalogue into successful consumer tech products? No, nor have I. And if wondering how tf that makes Ives input into how to reshape a fucking pen worth $6.5B 'cynical'; guilty as charged.
>>107814034>Open AI sharesso, these are indeed worthless confetti, you be sayin?
>>107813330@grok is this real
>>107814087AI is currently being used billion times worldwide. The crypto apes never been used for anything but speculation.
if this was a real industry $NVDA would be down 8% from this revealif this is all the brightest minds at openai can come up with, its fucked
>>107813496>OpenAI's logo could be anything>something that represents AI or the impact it has>literally star of david anus
>>107813957That shit has existed for decades.
>>107814165>study random Logitech io pen shrinkwrap>call your invented startup 'io'>remake the pen inside, with added AI>shaft OpenAI for $6.5B for the packagebased Jony indeed
>>107813428Imagine that thing complaining in vain as I shove it up my urethra.
>>107814222>It appears you're trying trying to->It is in violation of the TOS to->Urgent warning->STOP>PULL ME OUT
>>107813957>The smartpen could work with Imagine too, collaborate with AI to paintNothing of what you wrote is an "AI Pen". Likewise you could just use a smart stylus with a app conecting to their API, because that's literally everything the "AI Pen" does. But I guess products like that are designed for idiots like you.
>>107813943what pen is that anon?
They should stick to making the government about China, this is embarassing.
>>107813957That's a pretty long post for a guy that was born yesterday.
>>107814462nta, but looks like a Lamy, picrel.A classic 60s design from another of the Braun/Dieter Rams crew. To which any similarity to anything 'designed' by Jony Ives today would be, uh, 'pure coincidence', as they say.
>>107813330What's this even do
>>107813330I havent used a pen in years
>>107814663in ye Olde Days, we used such implements to convey information anon.
>>107814678I'm going to fuck your mouth with the front end of my Honda you fucking faggot
I had to search for it because I couldn't believe. Is Altman fucking out of his fucking mind? This is for fucking NO ONE
>>107813925Finally he will understand his wife's struggles.
>>107814772thanks for the smile .
>>107813428Would be a shared experience between him and his sister.
>>107813668>>my first colonoscopy>you stumbled upon the sole usecase for an AI pen.AS AN ARTIST IM OFFENDED! WHAT DOES AN AI KNOW OF THE BEAUTY OF HUMAN BUTTS! KEEP AI OUT OF BUTTS!
Will this help me to draw boobies? ( o )( o ) ??
>>107814157It’s a recurring theme, look at Claude’s logo
>>107813330How much kickback did Altman get from Ive from those 6.5 Billion? It's a bit much for a blowjob and a pen.
>>107813957I really hope this is an AI generated post.
>>107814244Now imagine a pen with a TOS limiting what you can write.
>>107813330AI is the future.
>>107814944>>107814244Now this is distopian af. It's not all the generated art etc it's this.
>>107814944>suddenly your pen doesn't work because it can't curl request
>>107814964>Now this is distopian af. It's not all the generated art etc it's this."FUCKKING STOP IT! IM SO FUCKING DIZZY RN FR NO CAP!"
Kickstarter ass product launch
>>107815237I hope gets into some sort of QA with a room of people and ask them: Don't you guys write stuff? Haha and the room goes dead silent.
>OpenAI is the only company announcing a consumer electronic as the Consumer Electronics Show
>>107813428*going up the ass of the baby he bought
>>107813330What does it do? Lecture me about gender equality while I use it draw maximum humiliation bukkake?
>>107815270There's also the holowaifu.
>>107814244underrated
>>107814244>"It's a living..."
>>107813330So now they want to get artists to use their stupid AI pen so they can ripoff their artworks even down to the pencil lines?
>>107813330zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The only place I want AI is inside my brain
>>107815357Enjoy getting Mcdonald's product placements inside your dreams.
>>107814157>>107814872
>>107813330So when does the company start making money?
>>107813330What kind of hype is this supposed to generate?
If he wants an everlasting gobstopper, he'll get one.
>>107814944the gluk gluk gluk of this thread would indicates its already here
>>107813440>you just know this guy can't sell shitWhich makes me even more confused as to why all these billionaires essentially handed the fucking world over to him? Why?! All because he made some shitty Myspace clone that no one used and somehow sold it to Verizon for pennies over a decade ago? It's beyond baffling.
>>107814150Monkey pics were a test run. One day all your records, licenses etc. will be NFTs with some sort of biometrics for "security". After the hack with covid like characteristics all personal data will be stored on the block chain for your own safety.
>>107815702they all look like random shitcoins on coinmarketcap
>>107813330There’s nothing special about it, Apple Pencil can do more on Ipad and Iphone than Openai Pen scam.
>>107814150How many of those people using it will pay for it when the time comes for it to actually be profitable?
>>107813428For only $20 a month, chatGPT can imagine it for you!
>>107815702when did we go from logos to sigils
>>107817318it doesn't exist you retard how would you know
>>107813957>the pressure sensitivity not in the screen itself, but in the pen sending the signal to the phone or PC in which state of pressure is in, it can recover the personality that we lost with the arrival of technologySo it's just an S-Pen with open API so other companies can incorporate the communications in their devices?
>>107814612For me it's just a zebra steel pen and a box of barrels that will last the rest of my life.
Pen Apple pen
>it's realholy fuck I thought this was a meme thread lmao
Can AI take control of my hand and write things for me?Am I responsible for all the racist things written with my hand under the direction of a different entity?
Have you fallen in love with your pen yet, anon?
>>107817134They gave money to Elon for a battery-powered car and a spaceship that can land on its tail. Judging by the state of the planet and its nations and the fact that the billionaire-class has been in charge since pretty much the 80s, I don't think they have a good judge of character nor have a good plan for how things will turn out.
>>107814744Yes, lot of CEOs become successful on accident or purely on being good with people, but then they can’t actually create a product. The product manager at OpenAI must be a drooling moron, aN actual lobotomite, the only successful product they have made was combining Character.AI with clever bot and being lucky with LLMs turning into a big thing.>Hey, what if we made like a TikTok, but with only AI generated videos, oh and everyone gets to generate 30 dollars worth of electricity per day, but to not make our costs skyrocket we will make it invite only so we have only few people using the app>WDYM everyone just reuploads it on TikTok or Instagram with watermark deleted?>WDYM literally nobody uses our browse feature where we put the ads, that’s our only source of revenue from this app
>>107813496>rectumDamn near killed em.
>>107814150>3rd worlders polluting youtube with slop shorts and forcing actual content to shift toward the same formatNo one likes this.
How much for O Pen AI?
>>107813330no one writes with pens anymore unc
OpenAI's version of CueCat.
>>107813330AI is just this crap once more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxuEMqbxpc
>>107813957>How does the signature comes out?Why should I give a shit as long as I get my package?In fact I'm glad delivery guys don't have my real signature.
>>107813418Atman's pen writes all over his adopted son.
>>107820366>The product manager at OpenAI must be a drooling moronIt's Jony Ive (of Apple fame).They hired him and give him free range to make whatever AI gadget he could come up with.....a fucking pen.
>>107823594I guess Sam doesn't know how to do retard filtering. That's always the winning combination with these things. You need a spazzy guy who knows how to design this shit, but his mind goes off in a hundred different retarded little directions and side quests, and then you have the guy who retard filters the other guys ideas. You can't have two retards. That just doesn't work.
>>107817181Banks already figured this out in the 20th century.It's called a database, it's cheap, fast and you just need ot host in on a datacenter on your already secured premises.Boom 1000000x faster than blockchain, more secure, cheaper etc.
>>107813957>love Wtf do you think you are?
>>107813957do you work for them? wtf
>>107823640Ives post-Jobs career can only increase your level of respect for Jobs, regardless whatever you might think of him personally.
