Gud morning microsaars please do the needful and buy laptops plz saar
>>107815034Maybe Microslop CEO Slopya Nutella could encourage his Slopilot partners to build a better AI slopware ecoslopstem so consumers will be more interested in AI lapslops.
>>107815034Bloody bastard benchod you will redeem the AI or you are the pakistani
>>107815034>economy is shit>omg why people don't spend the money they can't havegeez
Why would I buy useless shit I don't need?
Microshits master plan of killing windows 10 so everyone buys a new PC is in tatters
>>107815249Retard. The economy is soaring and we're gonna have free commie oil soon too.
>>107815412being called a retard by idiots is a plate for gourmets.trickle down or something ? amaright ?
>>107815412The destablizing effect of randomly invading countries that don't support israel is going to cost more than a few tankers full of overly sour venezuela oil
>>107815412It’s free for for the oil companies. Us tax payers still need to pay for building all the infra
>>107815412>The economy is soaring
>>107815412MIGgers tongue my anus
>>107815412
>>107815412>The economy is soaringoff a cliff
>>107815854>>107815851>>107815619>>107815601>>107815459>>107815452>>107815446I look forward to seeing the HD video of an ICE chad blowing your brains out.
>>107815904Was voting against your economic interests worth it just to have a pedophile rule your country?
>>107815230>Slopya Nutellakek
What are they going to do with the Copilot key?
>microsoft made a horrible decision about what consumers actually wantwow so shocking.
>>107815904>Chad please come save my asswhat's funny with terminally online people like you is thinking that "chads" are some super-heros who can't get killed. A bullet is a bullet also bigger the target easier the aim.You should learn to hunt ,it's something useful.
>>107815930humiliation ritual
its not that people dont want computers that can handle local ai models, its that people are not willing to pay (extra) for aiwatch the entire ai bubble burst the moment ai is properly monetised
>>107815034>even OEMs are jumping ship
>>107815034>"hey we replaced a button people use with a copilot button!">microslop, 1 year later:>p-p-pls... pls use it. pls. pls im begging ou........
>>107815034Dell are only doing this because Nvidia are cutting them out and selling servers directly so they can't profit off the AI goldrush by selling servers loaded up with cards since the market progressed past that and are just going for fully integrated platforms.
>>107816100>its not that people dont want computers that can handle local ai models, its that people are not willing to pay (extra) for aiWell yes, it's not like people are intentionally avoiding computers which could run some particular kind of software, that would be nonsensical. People simply do not give a fuck about running whatever AI and do not buy computers based on whatever advertised AI capabilities.
>>107815412The shittiest crude you can find. This after the shale oil/gas revolution, and the current solar boom.
>AI *flops*>Financial market economy *pops*
>>107815412All of it will go to israel, you won't get shit lol
Just step 1 in the master plan>Eliminate/outsource all decent paying jobs to turdworld>1st world high value consoomers cant consoom>Welp, time for the option both the poors in the 1st world and turldworld can consoom: Hardware as Subscription!
>>107815034I am very pro-AI. AI is the future. These so-called "AI PCs" are a scam, though. The NPUs they use are no better suited to any task than existing hardware. It is a shame because a well-designed NPU could help mitigate data center power usage at the edge but Microsoft more or less poisoned the water on AI PCs with this flop. Perhaps it was intentional, to help keep hardware costs down.
>>107815034Let's see: can those "AI PC's" run ComfyUI and generate porn?No?Then what's even the point vs. just using an online AI?
>>107815412Baited the entire thread award
>>107815904yes, shit economy and authoritarianism go hand in hand
All I want is infinite big tiddy futa porn.
>>107815034Good. I want the bubble to burst
>>107816663normies care about ai, theyre just not willing to pay for itjust like theyre not willing to pay for google or facebook
>>107815904>absolutely implying we arent going to your house and raping you to death first
>>107815992this is the gayest, most passive aggressive post i've read on this shithole in a long time. fucking clench more you pussy.
>>107817579hit a nerve retard ? you're nothing.Run more faggot.
>>107817623>hit a nerve retard ? you're nothing.Run more faggot.what the fuck does this even mean? you gonna punch a nazi or something fatboy? you don't even walk up the stairs. bro you are totally going to stick it to all the ex-vets and shit kickers that make up federal law enforcement while you stand back and shout high-school level insults at them from behind a phone. now show them how much you mean business as you slap the suv while it drives away.
>>107817674>ex-vets and shit kickers that make up federal law enforcement as i said nothing special about them : trained to shoot and run.If you can't do the same that's skill issue fatass.also implying mutts are badass kek
>>107817699>nooooo i am totally a badassfuck dude listen to your high school wannabe faggotry. if you could do that you would have already. you're too old, too fat and if someone punched you in the face you'd cry from adrenoshock. just shut the fuck up already. i was right about the passive-aggressive shit and you're embarassing yourself. you've never seen real violence in your life, stop pretending you're gonna start now.
>>107817732blablabla ,it's all pointless you're just a retarded mutt.Suck zogbots cocks and be happy.
>>107817743>muttif you're not an american then why are you so upset about us federal law enforcement? you're some fat slob sitting at home, watching tv and having delusional hero fantasies about shit half a world away. and they'll always be fantasies because you're a pussy. m-m-muh hunting, i could totally be a badass if my mom let me. kek.this has gone from the most passive-aggressive shit i have read to the funniest shit i have read here in a long time. you're every fucking limp dicked reddit stereotype rolled into one. it's not all fat bro, there's a lot of muscle under there too! lol, this is great.
>>107815412lol, look at this retard. He thinks "line go up" means people have more money. Point and laugh at him.
Microslop are gonna get extra sloppy holes after Apple fuck them over with the $500 macbook
>>107815034kekerinos!
>>107817928Windows laptops will still be cheaper because enterprises buy in bulk.
>>107819805The only reason they buy microslop kit in bulk right now is because they're still quietly shitting out Surface Go tablets at rock bottom prices to compete against chromebooks. They look good enough but they're hilariously underspecced to do even the most basic stuff in Win11 (1.2ghz pentium gold and 4gb of ram ffs) and workforces are losing patience with them.Apple already have the infrastructure in place to enter this market thanks to decades in education. And giving workers a shiny new company macbook, even if it's a macbook running an iphone chip, will go a long way to make the workforce feel valued. Even microslop employees prefer working on macbooks these days.
>>107815034This is how we see the downfall of Dell?They have no answer to AI, their failure to adapt to the new world will be their last words.