>>107815034
Maybe Microslop CEO Slopya Nutella could encourage his Slopilot partners to build a better AI slopware ecoslopstem so consumers will be more interested in AI lapslops.

>>107815034
Bloody bastard benchod you will redeem the AI or you are the pakistani

>>107815034

>economy is shit
>omg why people don't spend the money they can't have

geez

Why would I buy useless shit I don't need?

Microshits master plan of killing windows 10 so everyone buys a new PC is in tatters

>>107815249
Retard. The economy is soaring and we're gonna have free commie oil soon too.

>>107815412

being called a retard by idiots is a plate for gourmets.
trickle down or something ? amaright ?

>>107815412
The destablizing effect of randomly invading countries that don't support israel is going to cost more than a few tankers full of overly sour venezuela oil

>>107815412
It’s free for for the oil companies. Us tax payers still need to pay for building all the infra

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>>107815412
>The economy is soaring

>>107815412
MIGgers tongue my anus

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>>107815412
>The economy is soaring
off a cliff

>>107815854
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>>107815446
I look forward to seeing the HD video of an ICE chad blowing your brains out.

>>107815904
Was voting against your economic interests worth it just to have a pedophile rule your country?

>>107815230
>Slopya Nutella
kek

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What are they going to do with the Copilot key?

>microsoft made a horrible decision about what consumers actually want
wow so shocking.

>>107815904

>Chad please come save my ass

what's funny with terminally online people like you is thinking that "chads" are some super-heros who can't get killed. A bullet is a bullet also bigger the target easier the aim.You should learn to hunt ,it's something useful.

>>107815930
humiliation ritual

its not that people dont want computers that can handle local ai models, its that people are not willing to pay (extra) for ai
watch the entire ai bubble burst the moment ai is properly monetised

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>>107815034
>even OEMs are jumping ship

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>>107815034
>"hey we replaced a button people use with a copilot button!"
>microslop, 1 year later:
>p-p-pls... pls use it. pls. pls im begging ou........

>>107815034
Dell are only doing this because Nvidia are cutting them out and selling servers directly so they can't profit off the AI goldrush by selling servers loaded up with cards since the market progressed past that and are just going for fully integrated platforms.

>>107816100
>its not that people dont want computers that can handle local ai models, its that people are not willing to pay (extra) for ai
Well yes, it's not like people are intentionally avoiding computers which could run some particular kind of software, that would be nonsensical. People simply do not give a fuck about running whatever AI and do not buy computers based on whatever advertised AI capabilities.

>>107815412
The shittiest crude you can find. This after the shale oil/gas revolution, and the current solar boom.

>AI *flops*
>Financial market economy *pops*

>>107815412
All of it will go to israel, you won't get shit lol

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Just step 1 in the master plan
>Eliminate/outsource all decent paying jobs to turdworld
>1st world high value consoomers cant consoom
>Welp, time for the option both the poors in the 1st world and turldworld can consoom: Hardware as Subscription!

>>107815034
I am very pro-AI. AI is the future. These so-called "AI PCs" are a scam, though. The NPUs they use are no better suited to any task than existing hardware. It is a shame because a well-designed NPU could help mitigate data center power usage at the edge but Microsoft more or less poisoned the water on AI PCs with this flop. Perhaps it was intentional, to help keep hardware costs down.

>>107815034
Let's see: can those "AI PC's" run ComfyUI and generate porn?
No?
Then what's even the point vs. just using an online AI?

>>107815412
Baited the entire thread award

>>107815904
yes, shit economy and authoritarianism go hand in hand

All I want is infinite big tiddy futa porn.

>>107815034
Good. I want the bubble to burst

>>107816663
normies care about ai, theyre just not willing to pay for it
just like theyre not willing to pay for google or facebook

>>107815904
>absolutely implying we arent going to your house and raping you to death first

>>107815992
this is the gayest, most passive aggressive post i've read on this shithole in a long time. fucking clench more you pussy.

>>107817579

hit a nerve retard ? you're nothing.Run more faggot.

>>107817623
>hit a nerve retard ? you're nothing.Run more faggot.
what the fuck does this even mean? you gonna punch a nazi or something fatboy? you don't even walk up the stairs.

bro you are totally going to stick it to all the ex-vets and shit kickers that make up federal law enforcement while you stand back and shout high-school level insults at them from behind a phone.

now show them how much you mean business as you slap the suv while it drives away.

>>107817674

>ex-vets and shit kickers that make up federal law enforcement

as i said nothing special about them : trained to shoot and run.If you can't do the same that's skill issue fatass.
also implying mutts are badass kek

>>107817699
>nooooo i am totally a badass
fuck dude listen to your high school wannabe faggotry. if you could do that you would have already. you're too old, too fat and if someone punched you in the face you'd cry from adrenoshock. just shut the fuck up already. i was right about the passive-aggressive shit and you're embarassing yourself. you've never seen real violence in your life, stop pretending you're gonna start now.

>>107817732

blablabla ,it's all pointless you're just a retarded mutt.Suck zogbots cocks and be happy.

>>107817743
>mutt
if you're not an american then why are you so upset about us federal law enforcement? you're some fat slob sitting at home, watching tv and having delusional hero fantasies about shit half a world away. and they'll always be fantasies because you're a pussy. m-m-muh hunting, i could totally be a badass if my mom let me. kek.

this has gone from the most passive-aggressive shit i have read to the funniest shit i have read here in a long time. you're every fucking limp dicked reddit stereotype rolled into one. it's not all fat bro, there's a lot of muscle under there too! lol, this is great.

>>107815412
lol, look at this retard. He thinks "line go up" means people have more money. Point and laugh at him.

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Microslop are gonna get extra sloppy holes after Apple fuck them over with the $500 macbook

>>107815034
kekerinos!

>>107817928
Windows laptops will still be cheaper because enterprises buy in bulk.

>>107819805
The only reason they buy microslop kit in bulk right now is because they're still quietly shitting out Surface Go tablets at rock bottom prices to compete against chromebooks. They look good enough but they're hilariously underspecced to do even the most basic stuff in Win11 (1.2ghz pentium gold and 4gb of ram ffs) and workforces are losing patience with them.
Apple already have the infrastructure in place to enter this market thanks to decades in education. And giving workers a shiny new company macbook, even if it's a macbook running an iphone chip, will go a long way to make the workforce feel valued. Even microslop employees prefer working on macbooks these days.

>>107815034
This is how we see the downfall of Dell?
They have no answer to AI, their failure to adapt to the new world will be their last words.

>>107815930
fucking hate it when i accidentally push it on my work laptop

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>>107817928
Yeah, Apple has the biggest opportunity ever to fucking murder Microslop and it would be the funniest shit.

>>107815930
I can't imagine owning something with this key. With the 'hallucination' rate, and that constant temptation for normies, they'll become completely brain-dead.
I've explored the limitations of copilot in depth as a part of my work, and that's with the corporate version with access to a huge amount of company specific documents. It can't even quote emails reliably without fabricating or misattributing.
>>107816663
>Could run
Is not the issue. If I'm looking for a new car, and you say 'I've got a car for you and it doubles as an electric chair', I'm going to go to the next dealership.
I don't want bloatware and I especially don't want unnecessary functions calling home or snitching screenshots of everything I do which they were up front about being a feature.

>>107823495
Funny how? A white boot replacing a black boot on the user's throat isn't any kind of win.

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>>107824195
Someone needs to put Microsoft down, that's all that matters.

>>107824467
the gangrene is already on it
theyre cutting their consumer product line

Apple Saars won?

>>107816156
Kek quality image

>>107817674
Bro it's not him who started with the gay fantasies about "ICE chads" protecting them or whatever

>>107823611
You're complaining about software and not hardware compatibility. If you're using Windows at all you're getting the same software no matter whether somebody advertised "AI" on the box of the computer or not.

>>107815034
Modern laptops are fucking shit, literally releasing with just two usb-c ports and a 3.5mm jack (sometimes, not always), like who the fucking hell would ever buy a computer that needs of peripherals to have basic functionality?
If you're going to copy applel at least try to copy the massively excellent build quality of the chasis, but no, if you look them wrong they break apart, have shit battery life and overheat like hell.

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why do they think normies would pay extra to run models (or anything) locally if they get it for free online (with better models)? even if they did care or comprehend the difference, microslop is opting them in for slopilot functions like uploading video of everything you do to their servers? so thank god it runs my dictation with whisper turbo offline while it uploads my tranny porn sessions

>>107824570
Why is your brain so fucked up by söy you see homosexuality everywhere?

>>107815904
Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>107826199
It needs to be Slop-pilot

>>107815412
lol

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