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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGOLYz2pgr8
is he right?
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>>107826297
Why should we listen to the same person who destroyed Windows?
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>>107826297
>Listening to a guy who cant even control his voice
Grim
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>>107826297
SAAR pls to be doing the needful and redeem AI agent saar
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>>107826297
>MS pajeet pulls more retrded opinions out of its ass
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>>107826297
coopilot?
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>consoomers aren't buying AI computers
>Nutella is desperately trying to shill AI while begging people to stop calling it slop
>no signs of actual profitability or muh AGI yet
Bubble status?
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>>107826297
Are these "agents" hosted in remote data centers under Microsoft's control?
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>>107826297
AI helps VPS users and small companies while SaaS and fucking clouds are doomed to die.
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>>107826297
>piss will replace shit
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>>107826474
>Can't profit from copilot? Just rename Office to 365 Copilot.
This is the man who turned Microslop into a trillion dollar company, after all.
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>>107826297
Wtf is even saas? I'm a software engineer and never bothered knowing what it is. It's a business bullshit acronym that doesn't mean shit.
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>>107826297
Makes no sense.
The previous logic like 'send email to customer based on X criteria' will be replaced by AI agents doing that?
How would AI know how to send an email? Or what is even a email from a programmatic point of view? To them an email is a textual token.
If they have no programmed logic, they have no idea what kind of actions need to be taken, what kind of stack is necessary to send emails, what kind of formats for data. That can't be hallucinated into existence by AI agents by looking at previous data. Because they can't code a whole big application on their own. There's no current AI that can build big complex applications start to end.
And definitely not on the spot for a specific task.
So you still have to somehow have a bunch of prebuilt applications from which the agents would pick for a specific task.

So all this sounds like another attempt at hyping AI bullshit without substance.
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>>107828607
Microsoft is full of shit and so are all the AI salesmen. There were many attempts to kill software engineering like BPM, but in the end you always need someone who knows what he's doing. None if this AI BS will change anything.
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>video from 1 year ago
>predicting the big things about the future of software
>we're still doing about the same things with ChatGPT as then, maybe a bit more elaborate and with more filtered out bugs

Haven't noticed any such paradigm changing development since one year ago. Didn't Microsoft already admitted its agentic AI is behind the competition and will cut investment in it? Hardware companies like Dell are currently reshaping their sales pitch away from AI, as it didn't drive sales much
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>>107826297
Kek I love listening to CEOs, they always give me a good laugh. Thank you Satya for the lovely evening.
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>>107826297
>No apps only agents
"Copilot please play GTAV for me"
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>>107830647
After replacing all of microsoft with rust.
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The user after installing windows 12
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You've heard of "shovel ready jobs" I'm sure, well now we have his shovel ready wardrobe haunting us here in 2026 long after his (warranted) death. Why is it that every single phony techfaggot out there choses to adopt his wardrobe?
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>>107830647
>"Copilot please play GTAV for me"
"Copilot please speedrun WR GTAV for me"
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>>107826474
Profitability varies from company to company. Microsoft isn't making shit. Anthropic with Claude however? printing money.

This is like the dot-com bubble. Just because it was a bubble doesn't mean that Amazon wasn't a profitable company.
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>>107828596
It's a cloud-delivered software licensing and delivery model in which a provider centrally hosts, maintains, and updates an application and its underlying infrastructure, and charges customers via subscription.
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>>107826297
cloud sucks.
how go from VHS, floppy disks, NES cartridges to crap UI digitalization.
We never got bulky at home servers. we got Facebook and brain rot family canon. I'm sick.
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>>107831332
Normies want to be fed.
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>Anthropic with Claude however? printing money
Lmao no they're not. And that 2028 estimate is if they hit their target of 1300% revenue growth in 3 years ($5billion to $70billion)



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