I'm a broke Brazilian university student. I need money for absolutely everything, and the economy is terrible. I had the brilliant idea of taking out a loan in my mother's name. The name remains active for this and I would be able to get the loan if it weren't for the easy verification. What to do?
>>107847290oloko mano, não sei como funciona isso mas não faz isso com sua vida cara, emprestimo é uma coisa que te deixa mais fudido com o tempo akkaka
>>107847290i didnt understand the last bit, you can or cant take it in her name? anyways, loans are jewish banker tricks to fuck you.maybe ask plebbit too, i think r/farialimabets can help.
>>107847290Macaco lol
>>107847290if you need 10000 reais, you can suck 10000 dicks for 1 real eachor you can suck 100 dicks for 100 reais eachthe key is to find some combination of dicks and reais that will get you to your goalgood luck, and get gluckin'
>>107847405the Jews want his mother's money to make more gene exchange clinics
>>107847447no, he will definitely sell loló on the avenue of São Paulo or will become a trafficker in rio de janeiro
>>107847469He'll give his loló for free.
>>107847476>lolóloló is drugs, not bussy or throat
>>107847476we're funny today, arent we
>>107847491bussy is a drug too
>>107847476Loló é uma droga>>107847511Yeah, we're funny here we're all from the jerk
>>107847290use case for money?anyway the answer is always to scam old people. don't get too big though unless you're friends with xandao
>>107847290Vai foder o cpf da velha
>>107847562Esse ai deve estar devendo até o Serasa
>>107847562é só tirar com o nubank e desinstalar o aplicativo
FAZ O LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
>>107847589FAZ O LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>107847583 huehueheuhheheh
>>107847589
luv me some hue posting
>>107847583Esse ai sabe demais... vai falir muitos bancos judaicos com esse conhecimento
with all seriousness, arent we fucked? the economy is stagnant and public spending will blow the government budget by 2030
>>107847652
>>107847524True. Been there.
>>107847290Just transition and sell feet pics You’re Brazilian so you’re halfway transitioned anyways
Anyways go /copalib/
>>107847716
>>107847290You sound underage. Just sell pics/vids of yourself to pedos.