>>107853751
>lack of features and technological un-sophistication is now a feature
if having a dumbphone becomes a hipster thing im throwing hands

Looks useful for the elderly

>>107853769
Not to be "that guy", but dumbphones are a hipster thing. Have been for quite some time.

>>107853882
if i see a hipster with a dumbphone ill beat him up and steal his gf then
hes not gonna mind it, being a cuck is also a hipster thing

>>107853882
>>107853895
also stealing a gf bc a guy has the wrong phone makes for a hilarious origin story for a fuckbuddies relation

>>107853751
$300 isn't a lot of money. Maybe it's a good phone for some people.

>>107853916
this better be bait
or im gonna abuse the fuck out of you by any means possible
bc youre a paypig, then

>>107853895
>>107853901
None of you have what it takes to steal anyone's girlfriend

>>107853918
i alr did it but i didnt fuck her bc of morality
wont happen again though
i came to the conclusion most people arent human- theyre farm animals

>>107853925
>stole someones girlfriend
>did not fuck her
Are you sure you wasn't just her friend?

>>107853918
>>107853925
i did it twice actually
the time im thinking about is that a girl has a child with a fagot
but hes a fagot
so she looked for ways to dump him
wanted to force my hand
>hurr durr he beat me
i looked into things
she fucking destroyed his face with her nails
he didnt even touch her.
and, abviously, i didnt appreciate the attempt at manipulating me into a hot sweaty fuck session
yes, i have muh dik
yes, id make her juice from all the orifices of her body

i still dont like traitors.
today im just gonna dilate her ass, and then dump her on the street like a garbage bag

>>107853935
i dont have morals, but i have self respect
and fucking her would have reflected badly on my ability to control myself
bc yes, she was v. hot

>>107853751
>be me
>open youtube
>get "HipsterTech Brick 3000 review" in my recommendations
>watch
>"Wow this looks like it's actually pretty interesting. I mean, it's not like I use my phone that much for anything other than calling. I might as well buy this to test since it's probably around 50 buc-"
>it's $500
>"oh"
There's really no excuse for a brick whose sole purpose is to only do the most basic of functions to cost whatever these kinds of shits usually cost when I can get a brand new chinese phone for $200 or a used on for $50 and they'll both have 100 times more features. Shit like this is also always supported for like 6 months and comes with plenty of security vulnerabilities if using any custom software.

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>>107853916
>$300 isn't a lot of money
My dumb phone (picrel) was €55 brand new.

>>107854068
Sure, but the Punkt phone presumably has different features.

>>107854089
>presumably has different features
Except it doesn't. It's only point is "no features".
It doesn't even have good battery life, the one good thing about dumb phones. My shitty Nokia lasts a week without needing a charge. Tons of threads on reddit about it, the Mp02 battery life is on the level of a smartphone (needs at least one charge per day) which is retarded.

>>107854140
the nokia has a camera, the mp02 doesn't. that's a security advantage right there

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>>107854163
Then buy one of the many dumb phones without one? Zero, absolute zero need to spend 300 bucks for something worth 40 bucks at best.

>>107853957
Dude, just be honest and say you're gay, it's 2026, it's cool now.

are they even really dumb?
they still run some scuffed android that spies on you don't they?

>>107853865
there are flipphones and such made for the ancientfags and sold in their brick and mortar stores for a tenth the price.

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>>107854163
>>107854200
My parents use Astro Flip 4G phones. They cost like $50 on Amazon and they are great phones. Long ass battery life, nothing wasted on anything.

if I told my parents to buy a $300 phone they would smack me.

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>>107854232
>my parents wouldn't buy a punkt phone
how will the company recover from this??

>>107854316
If I wanted a dumb phone I wouldn't buy an overpriced hipster phone either.
I would go to my local Ahmed socks, grenades & stolen tech shed and buy a $20 flip phone with 10 activated sim cards included.

>>107853769
>lack of features and technological un-sophistication is now a feature
always was

>>107854207
i love women and they love me right back
i love em too much, even, when im with a femfem i become all retarded
>>107854753
that sucks
if i were a contraryan id say id buy a smartphone now

>>107853751
It's a niche product, of course it'll cost a ton. I probably wouldn't get one, but now that I have a job and I actually have money, I would seriously pay like $500+ for a Razr V3 that still works in the US. I fucking hate ZOGphones

>>107854068
can you tell us more about this phone? I'm still looking for a feature phone that isn't buggy trash

>>107853918
I was a really bad person when I was a kid.
>mad that my friend got together with the girl I liked
>acted like a little weasel, latching onto every slightly negative thing she'd say about him and blowing it out of proportion
>eventually somehow convince her he raped her
>they break up and we get together
>she turns out to be too crazy for me to deal with
>don't know how to break it off
>tell her I'm leaving for moldova