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It's time to mobilize and make sure the Apple Board of Directors know we want Craig Federighi as the next CEO of Apple. Tim Cook is stepping down latter this year.

IOS/Mac OS 26 has been a flop; Apple's software is stale. Apple needs an engineer as it's CEO; Apple can save consumer software and make it exciting again. Craig is eccentric and exciting just like Steve Jobs was.

Don't put a soulless MBA bean counter as Apple's next CEO that will shove LLMs down our throats.
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>>107857044
>Craig is eccentric and exciting
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>>107857044
>#GayForCraig
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>>107857044
you are getting a woke shitbrown and there's nothing you can do about it
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shut up craig nobody likes you
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>>107857126
you'd have to be asexual to not sleep with Craig
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>eccentric and exciting
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>>107857044
I concur.
Mostly because he like to play around in the Apple Keynotes and WWDC, which is one of the reasons to why I watch it. And I like his hair.
....Actually, I don't really know what Craig does....so that's really the only reason why I want him as CEO.
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You called?
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>disgracing hair force one with a still
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>>107857719
>I don't really know what Craig does..
Director of Managed Decline.
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>>107857044
It must have been lonely for Steve Jobs man imagine being the only bro in Silicon Valley with good taste. These executives at Apple today are a complete joke just dicking around and having gay sex all day.



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