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THE FUTURE IS NOW

https://www.futura-sciences.com/en/zuckerberg-musk-and-altman-declare-the-smartphone-era-over-but-tim-cook-isnt-on-board_23149/
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They can declare what they want, who cares
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>Internet of bodies
I'll die before I take ze implants.
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>>107892089
But you won't be happy if you don't take them.
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>>107892109
Owning things is what makes me happy.
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>>107892038
so how do i call my mates now? i tell chatgpt to call them for me?
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>>107892038
Obviously this is the 3D Metaverse era.
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>grifters arbitrarily spewing out shit because the things they keep pushing for isn't making them enough money
I genuinely cannot wait for all of those people to keel over already.
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>>107892038
If the implants really do grant telepathy, that would be cool at least, unlike LLM
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>>107892038
Okay. Zuckerberg declared the end of the smartphone era several years ago when he announced that dumbass legless vr chatroom that everybody thought was gay. And Musk said we'd be on Mars by now. These guys just say shit.
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>>107892038
nothing is over unless these retards can replace it with something BETTER
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>>107892038
>Four of the world’s most powerful tech leaders
eg. the world's richest shysters and hedge fund kids
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>>107892038
soon we'll all be in the metaverse
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>>107892276
They have proven time and again the replacement does not have to be better.
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>>107892038
the buttplug phone era is here CHUDS
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>>107892038
The world needs a hero
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They're grasping at straws. There's nothing better on the horizon. We're entering a technological dark age.
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>Smartphone era is over! We think our glasses are gonna be the next big thing, please buy our new product! Actually, you should buy a product that isn't finished yet, please buy it! Please buy a brain implant right now! Please buy speculation!!!!!
Can these faggots drop dead already?
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it's over...
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Fellas I gotta admit living in the "brain implants that can't even leave the proof of concept stage" era doesn't feel all that different from the smartphone era.
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>3 figures widely despised by everyone tell everyone what they should use next
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>>107892089
Just a little mark on your right hand of forehead, without which you shall neither buy nor sell.
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>>107892895
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What do i consoom my brainrot with now?
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No one wants to look like a dork or a chud by wearing vr glasses, and religious people won't accept brain implants.
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>>107893494
The current brain implants can barely move a mouse cursor. Even the non-religous people won't get fucking surgery to click
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>>107892038
lmao what bunch of retards
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>>107893342
This gentleman did absolutely nothing wrong, climate change nutjobs should be hanged in the public square.
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>>107892038
>Metaverse
>Neuralink
>AGI
The trinity of failed futurism.
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>>107892263
They do it to get more people or more money into the stock market
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>>107892749
Funniest thing about that was his hubris in renaming the company to Meta, so now he's constantly reminded of his failure.
Pic ironic
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>>107892192
fucking hero.



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