>company owned by a maxwell given OS monopoly in fixed backroom deal demands everyone send everything they do tothe NSA

Why exactly should I read that Nutella post?

they talk so much about cloud i think im going earth mode, always do opposite of what they tell you

When pajeet starts yapping his corporate drivel I just tune out, I can't control it.

>Microsoft wants everybody to embrace Copilot / AI, or the bubble could burst.
>Satya Nadella warns AI boom could falter without wider adoption.
oh noooooooo... anyway.

>>107923260
This, unironically. One of the walls in my house is actually fake, and is a in fact a giant NAS, hidden behind tiles.

>>107923237
Bubbles only burst when money can flow to better investments.
Right now there is nothing better than AI. So unless we a have commodities boom, the AI bubble wont burst.

>>107923237
copilot is actually pretty fucking wicked, i use it every day. It's like a search engine but 1000x better. Dunno why everyone is so spooked of AI, its really useful. I don't care if Microsoft sees the mundane shit that i'm searching for...lol. People are waaaay too paranoid.

>>107923406
what if the investors start asking where their returns are

>>107923421
Losses on chatgpt this year are projected to be crazy. This will be a really hard year for them

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Seems like the death of this thing is that the people up top imagined everyone would want their own Sci-Fi Super AI like Cortana. However we've had the internet for decades so we already got the instant knowledge part down and since we lack a fleet of enemy warships to calculate railgun trajectories for, what the fuck does the average Joe need an AI for?
Compose boiler plate emails that you need to double check? Generate art that activates your uncanny valley senses? Like sure there are uses but not enough to make the number of people needed for self sustainment actually subscribe for money. All these AI companies are burning money and terrified at ending their free sample period because then they'll disappear in a puff of smoke.

>>107923237
>the sun may not rise tomorrow if you do not redeem the copilot, saar
Fuck off, Slopya Nutella.

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>>107923237
>Literally puts Corpilot on EVERYTHING
>People still don't use it

Good, fuck you Microslop

>>107923237
They will first ask nicely, then ask less nicely, then make it mandatory.

>>107923391
please show us

>>107923237
>you better start using this SHIT or we'll fucking crash the economy with no fucking survivors

>>107923237
Its actually hilarious to watch for the first time all the big corporations pushing a product as hard as they can and for the first time the consumers unanimously agree that product is pure garbage and no amount of corporate shilling can change the fact, not even trillions of dollars kek

>>107923237
ai is the next big hit, just like touchscreens on the desktop with windows 8, or vr gadgets that make you feel like you are there from playstation/steam/meta, or like the metaverse speaking of meta. i'm sure it will be this time for sure.

it's something everybody needs, just don't know it yet, or rather, don't seem to understand what is best for them.

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>or the bubble could burst
oh no

>>107923420
>People are waaaay too paranoid
oblivious like a woman

>>107923509
i forgot the xbox thingy where you are the controller. everybody loved it.

>>107923237
So sooner or later they'll ask money to use their models. I doubt integrated ads that chatgpt uses are going to cover all those retarded data center expenses. If people don't use it now, what will happen when all this ai slop is getting behind a paywall?

>PLEASE BRO PLEASE USE THE AI SLOP BRO PLEASE! I SWEAR BRO IT'S JUST LIKE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION MAN CMON MAN WE BUILT SO MUCH DATACENTERS MAN PPLLEEEEASE REEEEE!!!

>>107923500
The problem is governments see it as the beginning of automated warfare and omniscient surveillance, so they're trying hard to make society pay for the development of its own nemesis.

Copilot is actually amazing to use. clearly nobody in this comment section has tried it

>>107923585
what do you use it for

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>>107923548
>If people don't use it now, what will happen when all this ai slop is getting behind a paywall?
I wouldn't worry about it. It'll be fine. Fine. It's fine. Everything is fine.

They're desperate for people to embrace Copilot because the long term business plan was to take losses until people became dependent on AI and then start charging for it. Same business model as pretty much every other big tech service (ride sharing, food delivery) - take losses while floating on investor money until everyone relies on you in their daily life, then up your prices and turn a profit. But I'm guessing the actual adoption rate (which Microsoft can obviously see) is so low that they'll never reach that point where they can charge big bucks for it and get away with it.

ChatGPT is surely seeing the same - they're still in the red but too few people are actually dependent on their product for them to ever be able to charge for it. >>107923443 is right, the use cases for your average layman are really just novelties, and if they actually charged what they needed to make a profit, people would just go back to writing their own emails.

>>107923585
yes sar copilot so amazing i cum everytime i use, once time i cum on my cat she hiss at penis

>>107923443
>Seems like the death of this thing is that the people up top imagined everyone would want their own Sci-Fi Super AI like Cortana
Would be great to have one maybe, but I'm not taking one in some corpo gaylord's cloud, I'm not giving them all the data you'd normally need such a thing to have and these corporations are all gay and lame, censored and too politically involved to make something cool. Also I am not paying a subscription for it, fuck right off with that shit.

>>107923237

I’m not using your new attempt at Cortana, Satella Nutella.

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>>107923237
What are the odds they just force an update to Windows 11 on every Windows 10 user in the dead of night?

>>107923406
Gold and gold mining stocks outperformed AI stocks for most of 2025. Silver probably did too. Pharma companies GLP-1 products have outperformed the magnificent 7.

>>107923593
it is useful for moderation and tasks delegation

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>>107923660
not on my watch

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>>107923687
>it is useful for moderation and tasks delegation
Wow, sold...

>>107923687
what does that mean in specific, non marketing terms? What do you do with it

so uh
can I ask copilot to prepare tendies while I take a nap ?
can I ask copilot to wash the dish while I play with the dog ?
can I ask copilot to suck my dick while I play a videogame made by real humans being ?
no ? it's can only be a shitty google but even gayer ? why would I use it then ?

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Why would I use a copilot if I don't even know how to fly with my computer? I don't even know how it would work, I'm afraid it that if I try to make my computer fly, it would fly off by itself leaving me on my char because my seat is not attached to my computer. It's better to just let it stay on my desk.

I think this is why a lot of people don't use copilot, they don't know why they would use it.

>>107923752
>why would I use it then ?
So you can pay for it later through a monthly subscription when they pull the rug of course. Until then use it lots so that they can have big numbers of potential paid users to justify to the investors.

can copilot tell me how to make explosives

>>107923776
uh okay but what does it bring to me ? how will it be useful in my daily life ? ia genereted porn is ugly and I have enought doujins saved to last several life time anyway
same for videogame, I only play 20-30 years old games or even older, and I have more then enought so no need for ia generated games

All they have to do is make it unhinged. And then people will use it.

"Copilot, here is a photo of my classroom teacher, make her naked."
Copilot: "YES SIR!"

"Copilot: create racist memes using the word neighbour, jogger and nagger!"
Copilot: "YES SIR!"

>>107923867
I need mine to say MA'AM

>>107923443
I use Ai all the time. I'm learning to code using Ai, and I'm creating a game I would want to play instead of gay ass new slop.

>>107923712
>>107923711
Modaration of important discord servers and subreddits

>>107923237
I've moved away from using anything by Microslop.

>>107923932
>Like sure there are uses but not enough to make the number of people needed for self sustainment actually subscribe for money.
You were already mentioned.

>>107923697
>not using the free year of security updates

>>107923932
what do you mean gay ass new slop? how will your indieslop be any better?

>>107923420
shut the fuck up, faggot, go shill that shit anywhere else

>>107923939
>important discord servers and subreddits
Such as?

>>107923971
Idk it's retro, I'm a boomer I enjoy boomer shooters also I'm the one making it so it's a cool story I want to play.

>>107923237
This is why they rebranded Office 365 to Microsoft Copilot 365. They can show their investors "look how much copilot adoption we've gotten". It's all fake and bullshit and they know it and they're scared.

>>107923952
Gotcha, I don't see why more people wouldn't use it to enhance their creative visions.

>>107923803
Yes, but it will CC the feds in its response.

I think at this point even normalfags understand how this game would go
>give free product to the user, once he is hooked/dependant on it, make it paywalled and raise fees x10 in a couple years
They know. And theyre not falling for it again.

>>107923237
>if you don't use this thing you don't want to use we'll have to remove it!
This guy is such a complete buffoon holy shit.

>>107923939
Please take a shower and go for a walk, the world can go on without moderation on such important discord servers I am sure of that

>>107924140
nah, they lap up anything thats a good deal, and AI just aint that appealing

>>107923443
>since we lack a fleet of enemy warships to calculate railgun trajectories for
this kind of shit is what LLM's ESPECIALLY cannot do. If they could they'd actually be useful

>>107923420
what do you use it for?

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>>107923237
>bend the productivity curve

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I have AI fatigue.

>>107923540
what happened to this tech? I would love to try some games like this on my PS4 or smart tv.

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>>107923593
>>107924212
Being productive.

>>107923237
This dude is clearly just sweating because he realized he went all-in on something nobody wants to pay for, and shareholders are going to want his head on a stake as soon as Copilot gets killed to cut losses.

>>107923237
So uh... "we don't want or need an agentic OS" somehow doesn't get through to them huh?

>>107923237
>>107924281
Nooo.... please............
Please use Copilot.

>>107923237
pathetic.

>use our product or we'Re all gonna die
what is this kind of marketing called

>>107923237
Fuck off. Installed windows 10 home on my AM5 Rig with rtx 5060, activated esu with massgrave. Cut off the internet too, uninstalled everything. Suck my cock

>>107924348
Genocide

>>107923391
May I see it?

>>107923237
> noooooooo dont do that, if you do that bad things wont happen!!!!

???

>>107923260
lmao same


>>107923548
gemini WON

>>107924348
desperation.
usage numbers must be genuinely abysmal for them to adopt this unedifying barrel-scraping pleading. They KNOW fine well, it doesn't look good.

>>107923939
lol fuck off

>>107923237
>or the bubble could burst.
Good.
I'm not even anti-AI or anything since I enjoy seeing funny AI videos. I just want everything to crash and burn already.

>>107923971
vibe coded indieslop to boot

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>>107923237
Good.
The faster Microslop dies the better the world becomes.

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this is due to poor integration and sloppy base (APIs).

he says - use the product (our) where copilot is integrated, because, muh, you like shiny chrome AI, right?! ye ye, we like shiny chrome AI but the product/integration itself.

as an example - Copilot disembarked from telegram. the reason is simple - effortless vibe coded integration is mission impossible, plus maitenance, plus they may think it will be a promotion of a foreign product with copilot.

thus, the last resort - admin resource, listen to my command peons, we start using copilot (wherever it integrated) and be happy.

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>>107924310
I will not mr. Satay Nutella

>>107924104
you cant even make a doom WAD?!

>>107923932
you can't learn effectively with AI, at best it's able to explain things from external sources a little better but it's impossible to go from almost no coding experience to a good game just using AI to learn
AI is a tool and is only as good as the skill of the person wielding the tool; trying to sell it as something that can do anything for you is asinine

>>107923237
Pajeet cowfucker, I hope Windows becomes the Amiga of the 21st century, when Microslop fucking dies like Commodore.

Every time I ask copilot to work on my code in Visual Studio it simply doesn't do it.

>>107924756
But it is... This has helped me and my friends in Mumbai excel beyond anything we could have ever done before. This is why AI is so important. It builds us all a bright future where we can all be connected. Even now I can write much better thanks to AI. It also has the benefit of assisting those with learning disabilities who did not have the means to attain this kind of knowledge without the cost and lottery of the immigration system.

Please, for the sake of the world around you... I humbly request you open your eyes and see past these differences. We are all human.

What Satya is doing is such an incredible service to his home country. He has not been greedy like some CEOs. He is giving from the goodness of his heart and spreading the benefits for the entire world, not just India.

Please. Listen to what I am saying.

>>107923443
>All these AI companies are burning money and terrified at ending their free sample period because then they'll disappear in a puff of smoke.
The moment I have to pay chatGPT to tell me the technical name of the hardware I need to build my garden or whatever is the day I go out and buy a nice computer to run a local model. Actually, the moment they stop buying up all the ram and GPUs is also the day I do that too. It's useful but not subscription enslavement useful.
I've seen enough of the world to know that the people who run it are all evil and anybody pushing to become dependent on it are also evil.

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>>107923237
>"AI boom could falter without wider adoption"
Wtf?
Isn't adoption when everyone buys into a new technology because it's good? He is claiming everyone need to buy the product before it can become good.
Are CEOs just retarded? Were they always?

>>107925086
they're out of ideas. look at how many times they've tried to force smartglasses. or blockchain. they badly want to change the world or be Steve Jobs.

>>107925178
>they badly want to change the world
Satya is changing the world. Stop impeding his efforts.

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>>107924361

>>107923420
SAAAAAR PLZ USE AI

>>107923932
>learning to code using AI
show hands

>>107923237
What does a bursting ai bubble even look like? Will they just turn off everything and be sad? Not very likely.

>>107925190
just like when indians move to your neighborhood. a change i wont want. a world i never asked for.

So many luddite trannies in this thread.
AI is here to stay whether you like it or not.

>>107923237
Kek, they really are getting scared then. Very based.

>>107925352
So true, sir.

>>107923237
"Saar please be doing the needful and using the copilots today morning. please revert back the office and the windows it is kindly called the copilots now, Saar."

>>107925352
I'm just not going to use it.
At all.
Ever.
lmao

This bubble bursting is going to be way worse than dotcom.
I don't compare it to GFC because that was not a tech bubble.

>>107923237
You see CEOs begging for people to use AI.
I see shareholders finally starting to demand a sign that there will be a return on their investment.

>>107925492
So much worse.
I think they can see it coming too. Which is why they're getting so obviously desperate.

>>107923237
fuck no

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So who's holding the bag?

>>107923585
It's so amazing it fails at multiplying to 5-digit numbers. Everytime.

>>107923237
pay me a living wage and ill enable it on windows 10

>sending google your data: Good
>sending cloudflare your data over 4chan: Good
>sending an LLM your data? OMG THE WORLD IS ON FIRE THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

>>107923237
>use copilot or the AI bubble will burst
does he want to get more people to stay on Win10/move to Linux

>>107925557
You'll find out real fuckin' soon, Big!!!!!!!!!!

>>107923237
FUCK SLOPYA

>>107923237
>embrace AI or the bubble could burst
oh nyo, pajeet melty

>>107924241
Fucking kekd IRL, thanks anon

>>107923259
I read it and regret it. Stick to your guns.

>>107925664
Pajeets hate AI because it empowers white americans to take their jobs back from India.
White Americans love AI

>>107925792
>Pajeets hate AI because it empowers white americans to take their jobs back from India.
>White Americans love AI
This is a reverse psychology move. Once you see it, it will all make sense.
India needs AI. But they want to utilize 4chan's contrarian nature to echo a sentiment that will then be repeated ad-nauseam.
Don't fall for it!

>>107925527
>I think they can see it coming too.
Not sure I'm convinced, money speaks louder than words and I'm not seeing investors pulling out yet.

>>107923237
You can't even edit your previous responses in copilot.
Also Microsoft keeps making copilot ingest private data so companies can't be comfortable with it.

>>107923671
The gold bubble is worst than AI

>>107925941
Gold isn't a bubble, you ignorant retard.
Gold increasing in dollar value is a direct result of currencies fucking plummeting.

Chances of AI falling apart before the year ends?

>>107924241
incredible. saved

>>107925992
>currencies fucking plummeting
Currencies are not fucking plummeting but your soggy wet noodle you call a brain sure is.
AI is here to stay regardless if you are bitching and complaining or not. Type away at me and "win" your arguments and laugh in your shower tonight at the anon you totally owned (implying you even take said shower, any shower).
AI is not going away. It's not fucking crashing. Companies will get their returns on their investments and YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT.
You will never get an IT job with your sour attitude either. Fuck you.

>>107925995
See >>107926005

>>107925995
Same as gold , pharmaceuticals etc

>>107926015
Exactly. They aren't.

>>107923237
>dominate the os market
>1% poo pilot share
literally how does something like that happen lol. almost seems like everyone from the casul to the power user intuitively knows not to go anywhere near that shit or something

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I will go against the luddite grain that somehow found itself on /g/ of all places, and say Copilot would be adopted if it wasn't garbage, people love Claude Cowork for example. It has nothing to do with AI, and everything to do with it being shitty, and Satya saying this is because of AI hatred is just him finding a scapegoat to avoid his investors knowing he let this garbage be made.

I had copilot for macos installed. That fucking thing had a new version every day. Every fucking day I'd have to go update it to stop the notifications that a new version existed from bothering me. I spent more time updating it than using it, so I uninstalled it.

>>107926023
It's time to teach Grandma the joys of Coplilot.

>>107926028
Don't you want Copilot to have improvements?? I am on the development team and I don't understand why you have this sentiment. Turn on Automatic Updates in macOS, I don't know why you would have that turned off.

>>107926027
So it is garbage, and nobody wants to use it.

>>107926042
It is not garbage.
Stop spreading this FUD.

>>107926005
You're the dumbest of all dumb niggers. I hope you put all of your money on AI.

>>107926048
I will not lose.

Productivity will continue to be increased and headcounts on employment will be adjusted as required. AI saves the employer money.
Money talks.

This is why AI will win.

READ THAT BACK AGAIN.

Money Talks. Companies will always choose the cost effective solution. AI will win.

>>107923932
>makes game using AI
>accuses other game devs of producing slop

>>107923932
what will be in your game? will it have new ways to do things? im sick of pressing f to mount up. can we have like some method where we aim for a stirrup, put our foot in, somehow gauge the amount of force needed in the push and balance when on the horse?

I wouldnt mind AI if it wasnt actively destroying everything it touched

>>107926042
Yeah, that's what I said :|

>>107923237
We have to use Copilot at work and it fucking sucks. Even utilizing Chat-GPT5 Co-Pilot it is lobotomized garbage . It gets thingsh wrong or makes shit up way more than other AI products. If the jeets at Microsoft actually made a good product then maybe people would want to use it.

>>107926111
>I wouldnt mind AI if it wasnt actively destroying everything it touched
Well it's a good thing it isn't. Change is inevitable, but it's not a bad thing.

OK /g/ listen up.

There is a HUGE Anti-AI shill squad in this thread but the reality is that /g/ is a fan of AI. Look no further than the massive support all the AI related generals get every day, 24 hours a day 7 days a week and rolls right on through 365 days in the year.

/g/ is Pro-AI.

This propaganda in the thread is not organic.

Please remember this.

>>107926133
Why are they trying to shill the idea that AI is bad?
Is it Reddit / Tumblr / Twitter / Bluesky users?? Where did this come from?

>>107926140
I am not sure. But don't worry, the people who matter aren't going to abandon the generals. It's a waste of their time to think that anyone is going to suddenly stop using AI.
It's not going away.

>>107926140
ai will never know more than what humanity already knows.

>>107926155
Humanity learned this how, exactly? Go ahead.

>>107926159
not with AI but by doing

>>107926123
Okay, explain how polluting the drinking water and air is good change

>>107926175
Robotics.

This is the next investment. I am granting you the chance to not miss the train. I understand your frustration but you can keep up with the moves the industry is making.

You don't have to be left holding the bag, anon.

>>107926197
>holding the bag
kek i didnt pick up the bag in the first place. im on benefits and richer than most anons with a few million.

>>107926293
>im on benefits
Disability benefits?

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>>107923237

>>107926027
Woman looks plasticky. Shit's not production ready.

>>107923259
Yeah, don't. His usual out of touch bullshit is all it is.

>>107923237
good accelerate :)

>>107926027
To some degree I'd agree. But I think the overarching issue is that AI and broadly LLMs as they are just aren't nearly as useful and revolutionary in their current state. Meanwhile large tech execs have been blowing up a bubble in anticipating without doing due market research on whether adoption would be good.
Or perhaps they did the market research and are just getting too far ahead of themselves.

Either way it's still very mediocre for average business and consumer usage. Doesn't help that they gave it to every dumb thirdie on the planet to flood the internet with low effort slop. That's just the tail wagging the dog though.

>>107926437
>as they are just aren't nearly as useful and revolutionary in their current state
You are missing the forest for the trees and you are so so SO close.
That's the entire thing. AI is improving. [Current Thing] IS Current Thing but tomorrow is not today. Come back to this reply 6 months from now. See how things are so much better now (when you are reading this in June) than back in January? I told you. Just save this, screencap or bookmark archive or whatever and re-read this in June.

Then come back again to this reply in January 2027. January 2028. See how each year you came back to this, it's wild how you didn't anticipate such growth? Sure, nobody here was a fortune teller and now look at the state of things. It doesn't happen overnight, but I sure hope you didn't burn any bridges. I hope you embraced the tech, because people who left it behind are now regretting their choices, and now they are struggling to recapture a world that does not exist.

Thankfully, you chose correctly and you did not make the mistakes others made.

>>107926437
Corpos are really trying to convince everyone that this is the future where in reality it cant do nearly as much as they seem to believe
I like to think they are simply out of touch boomers that jumped on the wagon without actually realizing what it was, because others did too, therefore it must be good.

>>107926494
>where in reality it cant do nearly as much as they seem to believe
See >>107926482
Tomorrow is not today. Stop thinking so [current moment] for one second.

>>107926482
Just two more weeks and itll be actually functional huh?

>>107926503
You have completely missed the improvements that have already happened. "2 weeks ago" as a figure of speech happened multiple times over already and it is continuing to improve as the days go by.
You are completely missing it.

>>107926482
lmao

Kill AI cultists

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>>107926503
>2 more weeks and Lagdroid will fix the lag!
>2 more weeks and Samsung will release their first Android phone!
>2 more weeks until iPhone is outpaced!!

>>107926535
Go back to Blue Sky.

>>107926518
What improvements do you speak of then?
You sure talk a lot about how much better it is getting, but what exactly has improved and how does this benefit us?
Go on.

Tomorrow

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>>107926496
>>107926518
you keep saying that but AI has yet to do anything actually meaningful, in fact, it only seemed to be causing more harm than good

yes, AI is able to better gen porn and even videos which is pretty cool but that's all entertainment, where is the value? ever since AI came out it hasn't provided any value beyond being a glorified Google Search Summarizer but people keep selling it something more than that

AI simply isn't ready yet, much like VR, it needs a lot more time to develop and we need MUCH better hardware before AI starts to do anything meaningufl

if i need a $25,000 GPU just to be able to reliably gen videos then there's something wrong with this picture, it's like they're forcing that huge IBM computer on us, telling us computers are the future, when we still need a few more years before they can shrink it down to the consumer level

>>107926581
It's already replacing advertising, graphic design, hollywood and artists.
Vibe coding is massive and outperforming most humans in both speed and quality.

>>107926628
>vibe code
>quality
lol lmao even

>>107926639
stop trolling

>>107926628
>quality
No need to lie anon, we have the proof of the contrary with windows 11

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The only difference between Apple, Google, and MS, is that Apple and Google have trained their braindead niggercattle to religiously take it up the ass without complaining.

And OP is 100% guaranteed to be an Apple or Google niggercattle using Google AI or Google AI since Apple AI is a fucking joke and they're using Google now too.

There is zero technical difference between Google AI and Copilot, it's purely marketing shills like OP.

>>107926628
LMAO, man even religious freaks aren't this delusional

>>107926611
Give it time.
It will come. Just, as you said, like PCs and cameras.

Remember there was a time that a tiny camera was put into a science magazine as some huge breakthrough and it was also several thousands of dollars for a 2 MP camera.

It will come.
It. Will. Come.

>>107926653
Windows 11 is pajeet coded, not vibe coded.

>>107923237
This is yet another hit piece on Microsoft. He said that adoption has been mostly in wealthier nations and he was trying to justify AI investments in the third world. He’s a dipshit, but people are really failing to understand what he was trying to say.

>>107923237
EVERYBODY KEEP REJECTING COPILOT!!! THE BEAST WILL FALL

>>107926671
that's the same thing

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I'm tired boss

>>107926653
>>107926660
The quality isn't bad. You are just being so picky. People also mention "slop" but that's just the way it looks, much like brush strokes in a painting. It is an original creation and you should treat the "artifacts" as organic intersections between nature and technology.
We are in the future of art.

>>107926669
2 more weeks

>>107926683
No it's not. A white american will vibe code better than a pajeet manually codes

>>107926685
I can smell the curry lmao fuck off ranjeesh

>>107923237
There are legitimate uses for machine learning in the scientific and medical fields but pretty much everything that gets shoved into consumer market is pure fucking garbage. The crash can't come soon enough.

>>107926708
modern microslop is indians vibe coding

>>107926654
What the fuck is this schizo image trying to convey?

>>107926751
Still way better than linux and macshit.

>>107923237
Absolutely no one asked for the entire consumer electronics market to blow up just for a new minor convenience. Everything they could have possibly done to make people hate AI, they did, and then some

>>107926799
People want AI. They like AI. They use AI.
You are wrong.

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>>107926806
So why isn't AI becoming profitable?

>>107923237
Wait, he says there's an action we need to take to make it not be a bubble? Let's do the opposite then.

It's a bubble, we all have a pin, and we can have affordable RAM again when it pops.

>>107926806
AI is fascist.

>>107926860
wtf I love AI now???

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>>107924241
kek.
This is good.

>>107926830
We are just now starting the ads.
The money is beginning to ramp up, just like how YouTube was unprofitable in the beginning. And now look at YouTube.

>>107926921
>We are just now starting the ads.
Damn i love AI now

>>107926830
Because AI real usage is making porn and only thirdie do it but only if its free. Put a price and they will stopped using it.
Company doesn't even know what they're gonna use with AI and that the real money coming from.

>>107926929
Yes you fucking do.
You will watch the ads and you will view the sponsored content. And you will hear about the newest trend just like we did with Dubai Chocolate and Labubus.
We get the money from the population.

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>>107923406
If consumer don't start buy it will all crash
Vote with your wallet for total economic crash out

>>107926988
What are you

>>107923285
TPBP.

>>107923259
Because it's him finally admitting everyone fucking hates Copilot and AI in general.
>P-p-please use this piece of shit
>I-I-I know you don't want it, but we forced it on you. PLEASE USE IT!!!
>We'll go bankrupt if you don't!!!
Defecating on Microslop to the sunrise. Glorious!

>>107926995
I am your worst nightmare: The aware anon who also works for an ad agency. And we know what makes you tick. Well, maybe not YOU with your uBlock Origin. In fact we don't even need to bother with you. The rest of the populace is complacent and just keeps eating and eating and eating it all up.
We are built around this. The entire US economy is built around us.
WE. OWN. YOU.

>>107923443
>is that the people up top imagined everyone would want their own Sci-Fi Super AI like Cortana.
People do want that.

The thing is: This shit ("AI") is NOT that.

People would instantly buy a Jarvis-level AI. What these companies are selling as "AI" is NOT AI.

>>107923493
Nutella doesn't have to do that. God Emperor is doing that well enough by himself already.

/g/ just got a bad software update and has turned... against the administration?!

>>107927016
That's part of it, and when it's at that level it shouldn't need to be forcibly integrated into everything where it doesn't belong. It would be capable of using what's already there, when someone allows it.

>>107923237
Nutella: "Why won't you redeem?"

>>107927141
It does belong though. It can do so many things. Have you tried it yet?

This whole situation is reminding me way too much of the monkey NFTs.
>guys GUYS you NEED to invest in this new form of economy like holy shit a picture that only YOU will own! you can even use it outside of owning pictures with these bullshit idealized arguments about sharing a save file in all your games lmao what the fuck was that guy thinking
>nobody other that the people passing the bags around gives a shit and it dies
There's even some desperate shills here just like back then, what the hell.
The only difference is that everyone wants to be the one guy who makes a massive advancement in AI and becomes the new OpenAI who can get 999 gorillions from the government whenever they ask, which caused this massive spike in datacenters that buy every computer part in the world and uses all the energy because SURELY it will have a return one day, and it's going to end the same way. Or rather, worse, because NFTs only had desperate shilling going for them instead of literal governments betting all they can on them succeeding.

>>107927267
But this is different this actually DOES something and it provides YOU with value by making your life easier! It is more difficult to NOT use it.

>>107927267
Didn't you remember how crypto was "over"?
Or did you actually forget that Bitcoin is at an ATH as we speak? Look at the graph and zoom the fuck out. IT ISN'T DEAD. IT IS MORE ALIVE THAN EVER.

Now, I am sure you are thinking that it will "crash".
Of course it will...
This time. Yeah, surely.

Remember how VR was also a fad? Meta headsets are more popular than ever.
Everyone ITT is just burying their heads in the sands about all of this.
Damn, like what the fuck is your problem anyway, if you don't like it then don't use it but don't complain about the way things are.
Everyone likes AI.
Everyone uses AI.
Mad or not, you will face the reality sooner than later, or forever be an ostrich buried with his head in the sand.

>>107927280
It does nothing for me. While I will concede it probably has some utility here and there for people, it is absolutely no-fucking-where near the level of capital spend the tech companies are betting on. They are so far out of band with this, it's crazy. What's happening here is they all saw it as the next big thing they wanted to be the first-mover on. So they went crazy with spending. But it's just not as useful as they believed, so now they're in a tough spot. The bubble will burst, but AI will stick around as a handy utility here and there. The retard AI-is-magic shills that infest these threads are too technically illiterate to see things clearly.

>>107927312
Some level of spending would have been fine if it was more towards research purposes to develop something more intelligent, not just scaling up something that would never get to where it needs to go.

>>107927296
Can you lend me some of that copium?

>>107927153
Try "My cursor is too small"

>>107927296
I don't really understand this desperate need people like you have for others to worship the same dumb shit you do. Your brain has been compromised by a very clever text generation device. It's so lifelike that it is literally defeating your brain's security mechanisms and you see intelligence and power where there really isn't. You don't have the brain horsepower to see a few steps further - that you are just being fooled.

>>107927323
>if it was more towards research purposes to develop something more intelligent
But that doesn't happen in a quarter. It doesn't show results for your investors. You have to showcase something. You can't NOT showcase anything. "Where's the money gone towards, John?" You absolutely CANNOT just point to some nerdy numbers and stupid technical jargon. You will be sued so fucking fast for swindling their money. You deliver on your contracts. Welcome to the professional world.

>>107927324
lmfao re-read the first letter of each line going down

>>107927323
Right. This was a land rush because all the tech companies are very familiar with the first-mover effect and how powerful it is. Microsoft has bungled so many things, they REALLY didn't want to fuck it up this time. So they spent outrageously. And it's not paying off. Google was a bit more circumspect and built out in ways that complemented what they already have. OpenAI is just going to fold in a year or two because they're being run by a scam artist. Some of the better code tools will probably survive and get big. But these trillions of spend are going to evaporate.

>>107923420
Empty human
Or a paid actor

>>107927296
>>107927347
Fucking KEK

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>>107923237
Death to Clippy 2.0

>>107927386
I wouldve been easier to stomach if it was just clippy

>>107927280
>it provides YOU with value
It's a glorified search engine

>>107923237
- Copilot name sucks, feels too corpo
- It's censored as fuck, why would anyone use something that will give wrong information?
- Free tries are too limited
- Answers are curated towards certain ideology
- Implementation on Windows is too forced.
- Nobody trusts them anymore, they keep trying to make everything cloud. They force online accounts and remove advanced features.
- The whole 'Recall' drama was handled extremely badly.

>>107925932
>copilot ingest private data so companies can't be comfortable with it.
I can guarantee you that companies are comfortable with it, companies handling medical data even

>>107925639
Seeing zorin os saw almost a million unique downloads from windows machines in the span of last 4-5 months, yes.

>>107926005
Kek open Ai is burning hundreds of millions of usd every month. Where are these returns negro?

>>107923500
Checked. I’m also impressed, for the first time, with the wider public’s response, and love that only a small subset of weirdos seem to have given into the cult.

>>107926028
Your fault for getting on soi os

>>107926133
It's all coomers and Indians... Nobody that has time in their hands generates hundreds of images every day (unless you're gooning)

>>107927280
>But this is different this actually DOES something and it provides YOU with value by making your life easier!
Not enough that I would bother paying for it. It's different in that it costs them money to let me use it for free. If anything, that is more retarded than NFT's.

>>107923697
It’s inevitable that Microslop will eventually “””find””” a zero day security bug in 10 and that will force the end of that.

>>107923237
No thanks.

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>>107923443
>That picture
That is exactly the target audience for AI. Double digit IQ morons. Soon these people will need AI to remind them to breathe in and out.

>>107923932
I bet that code will be nice and legible afterwards too and that you'll become a game dev pro even if only in your imagination

>>107926988
Make me. I'm on Linux, I game on offline windows 10, I don't play the latest goy slop. I have an AM5 rig and I'm good till I die

>>107923420
Was hoping a barely sentient nigger would chime in, thanks

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>>107926988
>And you will hear about the newest trend just like we did with Dubai Chocolate and Labubus.
You will eat the $20 Dubai Chocolate Labubu and then you WILL be happy.

>>107925557
The middle class, somehow. As always. Again.

>>107926005
>AI is not going away. It's not fucking crashing.
implying these are mutually exclusive
>>107927966
>burning hundreds of millions of usd every month
2 billion actually