Latest Windows 11 update... It's not shutting down...
>>107924269>I'm sorry Dave..
>>107924308>quoting apple marketing
>>107925438faggot detected
>>107924269Download Chris titus appDisable all updootzWinI'm on 22h bro
>>107924269Why do NPC's keep doing this to themselves? What's the end goal of the people who programmed them?
>>107924269>/g/ doesn't need to hear all this, they're all highly trained professionals
>Latest Windows 11 update
Honestly WTF is happening in Windows? I was running some shit in my VM and basic stuff would just block indefinitely. I turn on procmon.exe and somehow it magically stops. Doing a reinstall now.
>>107925788Kek, jeeted.
>>107925788Which vm do u use
>>107925797Ya, I can't imagine how a normal person is supposed to use this shit honestly. I guess that's why at work they delay the big updates til forever.
>>107925840QEMU on KVM. What do you mean?
>>107924269user error for not using loonix
>>107925854'mu on the 'm
>>107924269All is going according to plan. At first it's "oops the testing team we fired didn't catch a bug created by the AI we replaced most of our engineers with". Then it's "it's too technical, we can't solve this bug, but the workaround is to leave your PC on". And then "this update introduces services that run on your always-on PC". And finally an update rolled out quietly that makes it play ads periodically based on things you do or talk about.
>>107925788Unironically VibeJeet code.>Refactored Explorer.exe into a FUCKING STARTUP SERVICE process because their code refactor was so shit, 11's refactored explorer is somehow SLOWER than 10's spaghetti 32-bit-era explorer.>And it's because they vibecoded the refactorNutella needed to be fired two days ago.
>>107924269Just use Windows 10 LTSC go to massgrave download ISOask google AI for key.Done 0 problems.You don't have to suffer like this bruh.
>>107927096>11's refactored explorer is somehow SLOWER than 10's spaghetti 32-bit-era explorer.The vibecoding is definitely part of it, but old win32 stuff was fast, or at least way faster than rendering that's halfway to being a web page.
>>107927096>Nutella needed to be fired two days ago.nooo sir we have to use more ai to save the boom from ending!
