ITT: We propose better captcha alternatives for our dear mods and jannies.
>>107984081Still too easy, B.
>>107984131swarthoid detectedIt's E
>>107984131fuck I thought it was A
that counting cubes game is funor handwriting kanji with correct stroke order, like I suggested fucking years ago when this was still an otaku site
>>107984155>It's EOh you sweet naive child lolWhat is it you see in column four, row two? Is it an orange block perhaps that should be blue? Maybe? Perhapsipoos?
>>107984155retard
>>107984155>swarthoid detectedSir, that's your own reflection in a pool of your own piss.
>>107984081Hiroshima isn't looking for making 4chan better: He's after your money.
>>107984165>draw kanjifuck offi wont be min maxing into memory retention for this sitebecause thats what you do when you learn shit by heartyou divert resources from problem solving into being a fucking man page
>>107984081Is this the new captcha?
>>107984081Great captcha, OP.
>>107984218i wishit would have cut jeetposting in halflook whos got filtered
>>107984181>>107984182>>107984198GEG you are legitimately brown or something
>>107984240trying too hard doubling down
>>107984257double down on my BWC unc
>>107984240B is similar but rotated 90 degrees.The only difference is the orange square in E above where you drew the line to is blue in B, and blue is correct because it sits above the orange cube.
>>107984240dumbass
>>107984240
>>107984267>zoomie momentyour generation will get recycled into fucktoys by pervy uncs like me*recycled, mind youas in: finding a new use for garbage
>>107984081>1$ per post>fixes jeetposting
>>107984297>he cant event map squares properlyI thought you were trolling fr
>>107984308it fixes all the userbase, yeano fucking way ill be letting bank account credentials float on 4chan, 4chan associates or the computer im using 4chan from.
>>107984081oh I'd like those captchas, that was actually kinda fun to reduce to the actual necessary steps
>>107984318youre not really not pretendingyoure really that fucking retarded, arent you?
>>107984332>oh I'd like those captchasSo would bots >>107984226
>>107984226This reminds me of an anecdote. Bears were opening trash bins and rummaging through them, causing a mess. Thus, the local authority decided to install "bear-proof" locks. As it turned out, some humans were unable to figure out how to open the locks, whilst some bears could.
>>107984339>>107984297>>107984279>>107984276>>107984271>>107984257>>107984198>>107984182>>107984181I was just pretending btw. Try not falling for obvious bait next time.
>>107984279>brownoid doing photoshopslmao
>>107984328But that's just a design problem. Selling tokens that get validated via zkp and multiple thirdparty vendors, scratch of cards on amazon and crypto payments.And again, it fixes the jeet problem so you wouldn't be posting either
>>107984365Well that's a very efficient way to get (You)s
>>107984365i literally tolded you that you were trying too hard
>>107984372>Well that's a very efficient way to get (You)sHope he doesn't spend them all in one place.
>>107984365>i was just pretendingsuuuure
>>107984237Wouldn't filter paid shills. I wish pass and bots had to do the captcha once even if every day or so to prove they're human with above room temperature iq.
>>107984371>nuh jeetim not one but if i had the choice between poo and amerinegroei pick being a poo, its not even closebetter be the shitterthan the designated shitting street, kek
>>107984429various people have tech that bypasses the captchaamong the most innocuous ones:some of the 4chan apps have captcha solversi think creating a consoomer + ai board would solve alot of problemsshills will shill to other shills or consumergroids.none of them are fully human so its all goodfor best effect call the new board /slop/everything slop goes there.
>>107984341obviously I am a bot :^)
>>107984165picross 3d was a fun cube counting game
>>107984508>i think creating a consoomer + ai boardHow do I @hiromoot on 4chan?
>>107984081
>>107984662Where do I apply for mechanical turk to get paid to solve these capthas all day for shitposters?
>>107984676mumbai
>>107984772oh shit
>>107984081The future of captchas might unironically be to mix questions that both humans and AI could answer with questions that only AI, and rejecting any submission where an AI-only question was correct.
>>107984826*with questions that only AI could answerall I know is whatever we have right now is fucking infuriating.
>>107984339>>107984297>>107984279>>107984276>>107984271>>107984257>>107984198>>107984182>>107984181All me btw
>>107984131retard
>>107984155Correct, shitskins filtered.
>>107984081B
>>107984081>dear
>>107984846It's a relatively simple intelligence test
The goal is to gradually make the captcha more and more annoying until you buy a pass or leave. Hiroshima doesn't care about you unless you pay up so you leaving doesn't affect him at all.
>>107985667The captcha gets easier over time though
>>107985595Kindly delete this post, and revert back when you have done the same.
>>107985633>simple intelligence testnah it simply tests your patience, something such as: ok nigger you wan't waste your time posting here? gonna need you to waste a little more of it to make sure you put some effort into your trollpost
>>107984081recognition software could easily solve this lol literally ray tracing
>>107985681I currently get ONE challenge per normal post, and it takes like 2 seconds to solve.
The slider was probably the most annoying thing, none of the questions are hard
>>107986095b obviously
>>107986199/b/ obviously
>>107986095https://pastebin.com/raw/cy69MW9Bez
>>107986095How am I expected to solve this? This is even more retarded than the Mensa ones.
>>107984155>>107984131its D retard
>>107984155yeah
>>107986348>>107986199E
>>107984131if you're so good beat this one
>>107989898All are valid answers. You got a freebie, due to your trust level. Kind of the same note as "Verificatiotn Not Required".Anyway the very fact that you posted this means that you are able to solve these.
Who is behind this?How did you think this is good?
>>107990289It's the bottom one. And yes it is a good system, it's not hard. Filters brainlets though I guess so I get that some people might be mad. GitGud
>>107990311>And yes it is a good system, it's not hard.In this case, it's not a good system because it's not hard enough.
>>107990333So why are you complaining? What was your original beef with it? You want the captcha to be harder?
>>107984081Which ever nigger "developer" came up with that 4 vs 5 point star captcha should be shot in his fucking face while sleeping.
You son of a bitch these captchas suck. Id use ai if they got bad enough.
>>107990411What exactly is the problem?
>>107990517The fucking problem is that I have to use my brain and that is asking for too goddamn much. Not all of us are science whiz kids, you know. I fucking hate you and the jannies so fucking much. You made it way harder for me to post. I am so fucking mad right now.
>>107990529This but unironically (because I am not a bootlicking faggot who pretends like no complaining about annoying captchas somehow proves he's intellectually superior for the first time in his life.) Any amount of inconvenience is an unnecessary burden by the nigger developers in order to demoralize people into buying a pass.
>>107990311You are in 4chan, and still you are obsessed about IQ.Inferiority complex running wild
>>107990311Nobody is dumb enough to not be able to solve the captchas. They are simply unnecessarily annoying, and the fact that you defend them says you are a bootlicker, and the fact that you equate them to intelligence says more about your utter lack of intelligence than anything.
>>107984081It's E-asy
>>107990628I like the grids better than the stars
Tbh the captcha should be a simple algebra question thatd filter the antisocials
>>107990630But it's B tho
>>107990628you don't understand. these 95iq individuals have never been good at anything, and have never been able to contribute, and have never received praise before. when they see other people complaining about the captchas, and they know they are "smart" enough to "solve" them, they suddenly have a chance to convince themselves that they are finally better than someone at something. it's all they have. don't take that away from them.
>>107984131>>107984155>>107984164>>107984181>>107984240its A you retards
What captcha?
>>107990703First column, fourth row
>>107986095this was difficult until i eliminated the obviously incorrect answers, it's Bcould be E but there's no precedent for a shape that wide and space-hogging
>>107990703No it isn’t, look at the colours–it’s B.
Its obviously a btw lol
>>107990732Shit c didnt see that orange one
>>107990739Omg e reeee
Try to assemble a 3D model of this is less than 30 seconds.
>>107990653No really most people do not remember algebra or skipped school. Theyre trash people. They can pick stars they wont be able to do algebra.
>>107990703
>>107990796NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DELETE THIS NOW!!!!!
>>107990796Please tell me what prompt you used. I want access to the latest AI models please. I don't understand how you were able to make this, please tell me your prompt.
>>107990811sudo apt install blender
>>107990830What...? Oh wait, there's a new Blender version that integrates AI features? That's wonderful news. You had me worried for a moment. People shouldn't be "making" things like some sort of caveman. It makes me shudder that there are actually people out there that aren't using AI for their work in the big 2026.
>>107990854
It would seem that B and E are the one true God and the jew has pitted us against each other with trickery.
>>107991109Anon... the blue square is on top of the orange. You could never see the orange from the top-down view. Come on.
>>107991138FUCK!What's the most painless suicide method?
>>107991172death by icecream
>>107984226To be fair it was probably trained on this specific problem (may even have used the same images). Change it up a bit by stacking painted balls instead and watch it fail miserably...
>>107984155>ssaaaaarsss!
>>107990720How did you decide between B and E?A, C and D all have 5 points which none on the board haveNeither B or F share 2 points in common with the shapes above and below the square in questionE has both 4 points and shares 2 with shapes above and below
I want to get my IQ above 140. How?
Why doesn't hiro just make you watch 15 minutes of ads before each post?
>>107991548Find someone who has an IQ above 140, have them design and build you a time machine, go back in time and tell your pregnant mother to stop smoking and drinking.
>>107991530E just looks out of proportion to me. i might be wrong
>>107991548You can't, at least not in the way you expect.An iq test will tell you whether you are retarded, stupid, normal, gifted or genius. The test is designed so that it's impossible for anybody to be mistaken for belonging to a different category. E.g. Say iq's from 100 to 105 are considered normal, and iq's from 106 to 110 are considered gifted. In this scenario, an iq of 105, even when it looks as if it'd be pretty much in gifted territory, it is actually separated from that 106 by a gap the size of Texas, and there's no way to bridge that gap with a lucky guess or whatever, and no matter what you do, you will never be gifted because iq is measuring a physical barrier in your brain structure that's not going to change irrespective of how you use it, or attempt to rewire it.The most you can do is try being the best in you category. E.g. say you score a flat 100, it would be perfectly viable for you to achieve 105 with enough work, but 106 would never, ever happen.
