If you could send 8 GB of data to past yourself (let's say 10 years ago) what would you send?
>>108013753A repeating pattern of 1s and 0s that forms the message: stay on the straight and narrow- and enjoy being outside more than you already do.
>>108013753Your mom's anal discord.
>>108013753a 23 bytes txt file that says "buy nvidia, buy bitcoin, buy ram"and ~8GB of AI generated pics and clips of everyone i know so i can blackmail them with
>>108013753kids these days won't understand the meme but it's because alarms back in the day snoozed only 9 minutes at a time, 12:18 means anon hit snooze twice and needs to wake tf up
10 years ago isn't enough to unfuck my life.
>>108013753Some useful information on what not to do, some lottery numbers.
10 years ago some schizo in my class was trying to get us all to buy Bitcoin when it was like $100. I could have easily bought $1000 worth then. That’s really the only thing I’d say.
>>108013753pizza
>>108013753A video of me telling myself to be careful when I cut vegetables because in ten years you will cut a nerve in your finger, you will have to get an operation to sew it back together and you will be sitting there wondering if it's gonna heal up right because it takes months to cure before you can feel the results.
You could fit 100 textbooks in 8gb. Bad constraints OP. Literally every profitable and worthwhile bit of knowledge you've ever accumulated in your life could fit in a single MB.this op is very jeet coded
>>108013810same, brother, I need at least 20 but 30 would be better
>>108013839The problem is past me wouldn't read that either. so the entire exercise is pointless. Maybe if I could embed the information into the middle of doujins that retard might have a gander.
>>108013753Just upscale this until its 8GB in size and then send that.
>>108013834pepperoni, sausage, or supreme?... or cheese?
>>108013801>>108013813>>108013839this, just AI research papers and a list of stocks/crypto that will go up
>>108013753The private keys associated with all solved Bitcoin puzzles and charts for every stock, shitcoin, and audio files for every hit song released that doesn't have an easily identifiable singer.
Maybe a nice movie and some songs that came out in the last 8 years.I don't get why you guys are so focused on money
>>108013874Also info on my abusive ex wife
>>108013880You don't get it because you're severely obtuse or you already have it. These are the only two branches.
>>108013857you know there's only one correct answer
>>108013900Pineapple it is then
>>108013807actually the joke is that it's almost 12:18. the joke is that there is no punchline.
>>108013861I should have bought bitcoin when I first heard of it and they were worthless. Like literally pennies for one.
>>108013753Mostly death threats and pictures of my dick.
>>108013753Probably what >>108013801 said.Also if we go back even more years, the PRISM NSA Snowden leaks so the information could be known ahead of time.
>>10801375310 years ago?A txt file with "You are right. He won't stop. RUN. TO WHEREVER. NOW."The obvious .csvs of lottery numbers and stock chartsBooks on infra (mainly: k8s), and the better fanfics I've read in the meantimeInstructions on how to use gpx, and the better hiking, cycling and driving tracks in the vicinityMy entire chatgpt history
stock market data and the admonishment to beat my wife if i had smacked her around from time to time when she needed it, we'd still be together
Bruh a history of stock prices and bitcoin prices. Anything else is kinda stupid.
>>108013753I'd send myself the door code for my apartment building that one time in 2015 when I was stuck outside without my keys in the middle of the night in -20 degree weather with a stomach bug making me shit every five minutes..
>>108013753nothing because changing the past wouldn't affect this timeline
>>108013753I'd still be a useless teenager at that time, but:- Provide some proof it's me without showing any of the accomplishments I've made, showing accolades would make past me even lazier than he already was- Unsurprisingly, I'd tell that broke ass to buy bitcoin - "Women are a waste of time" - Given time, I'd build a game or service for him to sell (he wouldn't know how to update it or anything), some way to make money so bitcoin can be bought, even if it still makes him lazyEither that or I'd send him goatse. Who fucking knows. I worry that giving my past-self any handouts at all would make my future life even worse than it already is. Had to learn how to not be a useless leech by myself.
>>108013753>Kys now. It won't get better>7.999998gb worth of bottom text
fuck you faggot this is your fault
>>108015371I'm sorry you died anon, someone should've saved you.
>>108013753bunch of my favorite doujins so I could access that good shit early
>>108015802same
Stock and pm prices. Also tell myself to try every single hot girl at school. Also, tell myself to eat meat.
>>108013753The rust compiler source
>>108013807Thank you boomer-san.
>>108013753Sports almanac
>>108013753Buy Nvidea stock and Bitcoins with all your disposable income.
>>108013753Doesn't matter what I send. I was dirt poor until a couple years ago so I couldn't have invested in anything anyway.
>>108013753>ctrl+F "bitcoin">8 resultsOP said 10 years ago, not 2008you FUCKING zoomers
>>108017639check bitcoin price in 2016 retard
>>108017748I remember when bitcoin was 50 to the dollarfuck off zoomer
>>108013801why so low IQ? is it microplasstics? what's going on with the world? I thought this was supposed to be filled with the brightest and most degenerate engineers... You know if you send that stupid message you would end up buying fucking ddr4 ram right? or ddr3, how would you know when to buy it or what to buy? >>108013810at least is a start, you could seriously become rich and live scratching your balls off>>108013890lol same>>108014946yeah>>108015522nerd
>>108018204>You know if you send that stupid message you would end up buying fucking ddr4 ram right?what other consumer ram would you buy 10 years ago you fucking retard? you had ddr5 in stores back then? you fucking dumb nigger cattle piece of shit
>>108013753A tasteful selection of all my favorite p0rn.
>>108013801how does a man become so based?
>>108013753I'd send a text file telling me to not trust my parents to even remember their own policies and to get a job now since nobody will care if you don't despite what they saythen a text file listing out some health issues with pets to hopefully prevent their deathsthen a text file with future knowledge that might be profitablethen a game that is under 7.9 gbs, there are lots of good options and past me would appreciate a free game
>>108017584
>>108013753The time and dates when I need to be at shitty pizza place in DC to try to get an invite to the island to do coke off underage prostitutes with a few presidents.
>>108018482Anon, your pets are not going to survive to the modern day regardless of what you do unless you are currently 14 years old
>>108013753epstein files
>>108013753495 copies of TempleOS.ISO
>>108013753A detailed strategy for becoming the richest person in the world using future knowledge of stock prices and important events.This would include patents for a number of profitable inventions, ideally those which are simple enough to have been reasonably created by me. Also that "attention is all you need" paper and the source code for/information on a number of AI projects, especially alphafold.PCB and shell schematics for a modern ultra lightweight mouse, which I can use to start a gaming peripherals company if seed money from the above falls through. Plans for creating a handful of other simple products in the same vein, should any of my plans fail. A text file outlining my personal philosophy and why/how past me should come to the adopt the same mindset. Also, recommendations for what to do/not to do once I become extremely rich.Instructions for acquiring gray market anti-androgens
>no one thinks of including proof that the message is real or trustworthyMy friends, I am from the Nigerian consulate and I have a proposition for you.
>>108019176cats live up to 20 years, yes they could but even if they couldn't, some had sudden seizures, some had cancers that were only diagnosed when they only had a week left to live, and one died from complications due to a surgery several days after that nobody caught until it was too latethe last one was especially bad since she was fine for the first couple days after the surgery, then the moment the weekend hit she got real bad(our vet isn't available on weekends and there was nowhere else to take her) then she died Sunday night, if we had known on Thursday or Friday that something was wrong she might have gotten to the vet before it closed
>>108013753>"Your job plan won't work, just do what dad does for a living and invest as much as you can into Nvidia and sell it all on 10/28/2025"Just telling my past self those two things would skip 5 years worth of working at McDonalds and help me out financially in a major way.
>>108013753a text file saying save that one fucking song or you're going to be haunted about it forever>2million trance tracks>you can't find that one song that goes like d--if it's 10 years, i might save it in timeif it's 20 years, i can definately save it in time
>>108013801/thread
>>108013753Would sending the source code for blender back 10 years be helpful?there would probably be some compatibility issues but people would learn from it right?also I'd send back a bunch of research papers and release them into the world
>>108013753select archive of the best vtubers
>Go find Terry and give him a hug
>>108013753A text file explaining all the major events that will happen, like Covid, telling myself what to buy and what to sell (Ex: BitCoin, Nvidia, etc...) and the numbers of the lottery in case the butterfly effect keeps at least one of the major ones intact.
>>108017624>>108017639can't you steal shitcoin hashes?
I could provide instruction via text on exactly what to do and when.
>>108013779gay
>>108013753>goon harder and more frequently. Here's some shit from the future, act surprised.
>>108013801make sure you specifiy when to buy ram also buz amazon and tesla
