I'm forced to use a profile picture at work. Which one should I use?All my ideas are either racist or giga-NPC
Here's one for you, sister.
I highly doubt you're even employed when you're a low IQ chud that can't think of something conventional for avatars
These frogs would be perfect but someone said they are a "hate symbol"
>>108091660Sanic
one from the sticky
This
>>108091705I have no idea what's simultaneously clever but not too clever, not pretentious, conventional but not too boring and both signals "I'm one of you" to other developers and "I could be one of you" to managers
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>>108091660I use this on slack
>>108091660We all used to use anime profile pictures on my previous job
>>108091786that just tells everyone you're a tranny
>>108091837What do you mean? I said pretty much everyone was using one. But I do actually want to be a woman to be fair.
>>108091849What's the appeal of being a woman?
>>108091660This is what I'm using at work
>>108091660You absolute nigger just use one of those Google account profiles, the one with the bright color and letterYou absolute got of a man
Your faceBonus points if it's an ID photoIt commands respect
>>108091715My lesbian coworker thinks they're an anti-gay symbol and I can't say shit about it without revealing my power level
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>>108091988Yessir, the goyim will be bound to submission after seeing my wonderful face.
>>108091660why this blackface froggo of course
>>108091660>All my ideas are either racist or giga-NPCWhy can't we be proud racists? Why are we the only culture people don't have to respect?
>>108092023that guy is less methhead and more methforehead
>>108091660>Which one should I use?
>>108092023>>108092040uhhhhh ehehehehehehe euhheh
If they can't stand you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best.
or if it's a computer related job
>>108091660this one.you can never go wrong with a cat
>>108092010>>108091660tell your normie coworkers its a twitch tv emote (because it literally is)
>>108091868NTA but his brain would stop thinking about deleting itself due to compatability issues and mismatched driver versions
>>108092454Anon, you're a genius.
>>108092023This nigga remembers what happens tomorrow
>>108091688op rekt
>>108092489yeah, i know i am
>>108091660A badly cropped photograph of your work ID card.
>>108091660I use my cat for both work and college accounts. You can use this crop if you want.
>>108091786Some engineer at my job has a miku profile picture and I cant take that shit seriously
>>108091660use a picture of a cat
>>108092809>use your pic>coworker reverse image search>find this thread>get labelled as a nazi chud going on 4chan>get fired>become homeless
>>108091660At my work there are 4 categories of avatars:>using your own photo from our internal HR system (we have photo ID badges and those pics get pulled into the HR system)This is 100% approved - they're either a normie who doesn't know better or someone who said "my time is too precious to fag around with avatars". You get to see what someone actually looks like and this is useful if you run into them in person.>Using your own photo that they took themselvesCan veer towards bragging or "look at me in front of this landmark". Signals they spent effort on this, so slightly less approved, and if it's some social media type selfie, even less.>Using an avatar they made themselves (either through those old manga generators or with AI)Paradoxically this is more OK, as it signals "I want an avatar but feel uncomfortable using my real photo because I don't want some creep at work to deepfake me sucking nigger cock".>Using an avatar from anime, a meme, etcI'm chronically online - I know all of these and I will judge you accordingly. Pepes or 4chan memes = racist or completely ignorant newfag (haven't seen these ones though); anime/manga = at best a weaboo, at worst a pedo; movie character = just use your own goddamn profile pic, no one cares that you like LoTR or whatever - just do your jobThere is a fifth category I suppose which I fall into:>Whatever avatar the automated system assigns to youI guess it looks like laziness but on the other hand I'm not paid to meticulously select a 2D array of pixels to signal who I am to my coworkers. The automated HR system is there, and if it fucks up (there is not sync to Github for example) well that's too bad, I just won't bother.
>>108092986>He has to hide his power level at workThat fucking sucks, hope you find a better place soon.
>>108093017At my work, they force you to use your badge photo.
>>108091660This one is nice
I like using unremarkable photos of random objects or non-human beings.
>>108091660an anime profile pic to assert your dominance
>>108091660i just put an anime girl for mine
>>108091837>liking cute stuff means you're a tranny!
>>108091754literally just a picture of nature, the skyline of a city or something similiar of that natureI highly doubt you're not a LARPing neet
>>108091761underrated
>>108091660Just refresh this until you find someone that vaguely looks like youhttps://thispersondoesnotexist.com/
>>108091660go for something silly or safe, revealing your power level to the npcs will bring you trouble in the future
I use a pic of this Chinese grandmaAnyone who has asked, I tell them "I'm ALL IN, with AMD®"
>>108091660For work? Be an adult and use a picture of yourself. It's not like they won't know what you look like anyway.
>>108092467>Why do you want to be a woman>So that the gun held up to my head by an external force doesn’t go offyour brain isn’t an external force, externalizing this shit is just saying you don’t understand it, which is the equivalent of saying you don’t have an answer, which likely means that you really do have an answer but it sounds so silly that others wouldn’t accept it or you can’t even accept it yourself. “That doesn’t sound right, I just don’t have the words for it” translates in most cases to “this is my reason but I can’t self identify with this without feeling like a bad person”.
