You sit down in front of an Apple computer. You don't know anything about the person who owns it and you're allowed five minutes to poke around. What is a DEAD giveaway that would make you think, "Damn, this guy really knows what he's doing. I kneel."?
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>Task bar is hiddenYep time to game
>>108109762If I see evidence of TextEdit usage alongside the text to speech function I would say that’s pretty based
>>108109762If he riced it with a Windows 7 theme
Daily reminder. This board has been compromised by paid marketing shills. Apple, nVidia, Microsoft being the worst offenders. This is because of the anonymous nature of the board (lacking IDs and flags). These paid shills are not true /g/ users, they are not tech savvy, they don't even care about tech. They get PAID to shill products and brands.
>>108109762>What is a DEAD giveaway that would make you think, "Damn, this guy really knows what he's doing. I kneel."?he uses nix-darwin
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>>108109762>You sit down in front of an Apple computer.Nice try, still not buying
>>108109801OP here. You're telling me I can get paid to shill while I'm doing it for free? Where do I sign up? >protip: you can't point me to one job listing, schizoshut the fuck up dude, not everything is a psyop. would someone on payroll say NIGGER? NIGGER!
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>>108109797um actually? based
>>108109880>while I'm doing it for free?
>>108109880>Paid shill gets busted out>NOOOO IM DOING IT FOR FREE!!! AAAIIEEEEEEE
>>108109762>"Damn, this guy really knows what he's doing. I kneel."
>>108109958yeah...>>108110050>apple needs to market to incels>pays 3rd party totally cool with 1099 contractors saying nigger>still can't provide a job listing>everything is a psyoplmao even nigger. Says a lot about your handle on reality where you can't imagine someone likes a product Typing this from my 2021 Apple MacBook Pro™ that I absolutely LOVE and you should go out and buy TODAY!!!- Sent from my 2021 Apple MacBook Pro™
>>108109762>This is for Apple users ONLY!apple users:
>>108110203>merges more requests than youum yeah and?
Apple is overpriced consumer grade slop. It's designed specifically for morons and NPCs who couldn't navigate a file system without a How To guide. Anyone who shills Apple is an idiot, period. Anyone who has the slightest knowledge of anything tech does not use Apple products. It's that simple.
>>108109762>open finder>see if path bar and status bar are visible >check if terminal has a custom theme>check if Gatekeeper is enabled>check if three finger drag is enabledThat's all. 1 minute is all it takes.
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>>108109801lmao, Apple absolutely doesn't want people from 4chan as users.Hell they even go out of their way to block any 4chan-related app from their stores. And they started doing it way before the fappening, which the media blamed on this place and was ultimately an icloud leak.
