You sit down in front of an Apple computer. You don't know anything about the person who owns it and you're allowed five minutes to poke around. What is a DEAD giveaway that would make you think, "Damn, this guy really knows what he's doing. I kneel."?
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>Task bar is hiddenYep time to game
>>108109762If I see evidence of TextEdit usage alongside the text to speech function I would say that’s pretty based
>>108109762If he riced it with a Windows 7 theme
Daily reminder. This board has been compromised by paid marketing shills. Apple, nVidia, Microsoft being the worst offenders. This is because of the anonymous nature of the board (lacking IDs and flags). These paid shills are not true /g/ users, they are not tech savvy, they don't even care about tech. They get PAID to shill products and brands.
>>108109762>What is a DEAD giveaway that would make you think, "Damn, this guy really knows what he's doing. I kneel."?he uses nix-darwin
it boots Windows XP
>>108109762>You sit down in front of an Apple computer.Nice try, still not buying
>>108109801OP here. You're telling me I can get paid to shill while I'm doing it for free? Where do I sign up? >protip: you can't point me to one job listing, schizoshut the fuck up dude, not everything is a psyop. would someone on payroll say NIGGER? NIGGER!
>>108109762Tranny porn on the desktop
>>108109797um actually? based
>>108109880>while I'm doing it for free?
>>108109880>Paid shill gets busted out>NOOOO IM DOING IT FOR FREE!!! AAAIIEEEEEEE
>>108109762>"Damn, this guy really knows what he's doing. I kneel."
>>108109958yeah...>>108110050>apple needs to market to incels>pays 3rd party totally cool with 1099 contractors saying nigger>still can't provide a job listing>everything is a psyoplmao even nigger. Says a lot about your handle on reality where you can't imagine someone likes a product Typing this from my 2021 Apple MacBook Pro™ that I absolutely LOVE and you should go out and buy TODAY!!!- Sent from my 2021 Apple MacBook Pro™
>>108109762>This is for Apple users ONLY!apple users:
>>108110203>merges more requests than youum yeah and?
Apple is overpriced consumer grade slop. It's designed specifically for morons and NPCs who couldn't navigate a file system without a How To guide. Anyone who shills Apple is an idiot, period. Anyone who has the slightest knowledge of anything tech does not use Apple products. It's that simple.
>>108109762>open finder>see if path bar and status bar are visible >check if terminal has a custom theme>check if Gatekeeper is enabled>check if three finger drag is enabledThat's all. 1 minute is all it takes.
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>>108109801lmao, Apple absolutely doesn't want people from 4chan as users.Hell they even go out of their way to block any 4chan-related app from their stores. And they started doing it way before the fappening, which the media blamed on this place and was ultimately an icloud leak.
>>108110937>Hell they even go out of their way to block any 4chan-related app from their storesImagine using a product that decides what you can and can not do for you.
>>108110728>Apple is overpriced consumer grade slop.You can't name one of equivalent price. That's because apple is literally the only company that makes unibody chassis. >It's designed specifically for morons and NPCs who couldn't navigate a file system without a How To guide.Guess you haven't looked at their how to guides, that specifically reference and encourage usage in terminal.>Anyone who shills Apple is an idiot, period.Confirmed 137IQ here.>Anyone who has the slightest knowledge of anything tech does not use Apple products.Let me guess... they use linux? hahahahhahahaahhah
>>1081115741) What phone do you have?2) Name 1 thing your phone can do that my iPhone 17 Pro Max cannot do. Try.
>>108110794THIS is what I was looking forfucking BASED
Picking up an m5 mbp with the matte screen soonish, looks so nice in person.
>>108111604AI workflows without cloud dependencyFull system theming & automationSplit-screen & floating apps (for real)USB-C that actually behaves like USB-CAdvanced video export controlReal background multitaskingInstall apps from anywhereRun emulators without permission dramaUse it like a desktop computer (Samsung DeX)Real file system access>$0.05 has been deposited into your account Clown
>>108109762>What is a DEAD giveaway that would make you think, "Damn, this guy really knows what he's doing. I kneel."A MacBook could never get this reaction out of me. There's nothing one could do on a MacBook that could get me to say anything like that because MacBooks are shit computers barely capable of basic tasks. They're thousand-dollar Chromebooks, except Chromebooks can run Linux because they're not so locked down which means they're worth a fuck despite the lack of horsepower. But someone who knows what they're doing would never use a MacBook. Wouldn't even be caught in the same room as one. Imagine unironically using a computer that only allows you to use programs that the manufacturer whitelists lmao
It's has 512gb of unified memory and they're running a 450 billion parameter local.
>>108111740>AI workflows>split screen>use phone as desktop computerLook, I'm not going to argue with you about how retarded your usecases are, but a ton of those are solved by a simple jailbreak honk honk
>>108111779>There's nothing one could do on a MacBook that could get me to say anything like that because MacBooks are shit computers barely capable of basic tasks.4chan ran on a mac mini cluster for a decade+ btw.so funny how literally every silicon valley tech company doesn't use windows, they use macOS the superior white man's choice
>>108111833>Apple shill gets REKT>Replies with b-but I would never!Why are sheep brained NPCs like this?
>>108109762Dock.app binary patched to remove the forced overopinionated space switching animation
>>108111740>AI workflows without cloud dependencyunlike jeetdroid you can actually run local ai on your iphone/ipad
>>108111843> 4chan ran on a mac mini cluster for a decade+ btw.Because moot was a tech illiterate faggot who should've invested in a server rack but didn't because he's a tech illiterate faggot.
>>108111954Dumbass you can run LLMs on your androids just fine in fact you get out of them due to the high RAM availability.Fucking retarded techlet shill
>>108112012you literally cannot, only some fairly new snapdragon chips have very basic local ai support and you have to convert models to a specific format. while on iphone you can download a model from civitai and run it locally
