>Why should you not fart in an Apple store?>Because they have no Windows!
>What do you call a computer that can sing?>A Dell!
>zip diskette
>I got so mad at my computer that I smashed my keyboard and parts flew everywhere.>That's when the shift hit the fan!
>I'm not saying that computer was old, but it's IP address was 1I hate that joke because it pretends it’s clever while actually being the laziest possible abuse of how numbers work. “Its IP address was 1” isn’t witty, it’s just someone vaguely gesturing at the idea of low numbers meaning old and hoping everyone else fills in the gap. It ignores the fact that IP addresses aren’t ages, aren’t sequential in any meaningful historical sense, and never worked like some primordial counter that started at one caveman-computer and ticked upward as time passed. It’s the kind of joke that makes people who half-remember a buzzword feel smart while quietly insulting anyone who actually understands networking, because now you’re standing there deciding whether to explain why it’s nonsense or just let it slide and feel your blood pressure climb. It’s not even wrong in an interesting way, it’s wrong in a dull, incurious way, like a dad joke that learned one tech term and has been riding it into the ground for twenty years. Every time I hear it, I don’t laugh; I just feel this hot, simmering irritation that someone took a perfectly rich, weird, fascinating subject and flattened it into a punchline that means absolutely nothing. Also I want to see her gangbanged in her prime
>>108111254she zip on my disk till i ette
>>108113029When I did my bachelor's there was an old, mentally ill man at our university. He was talking to himself all the time. Apparently he spent most of his time living on campus and doing courses in random subjects.We called him "matriculation number 1".
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>Hey Girl>You turn my software>Into hardware
