My dads worked in software his whole life. I asked once if he had ever knew anyone who did pentesting, and he told me about this fella:>Tall, at least 6' 1">Muscular>By my dads estimate he was 230 lbs>Had briefly worked for his company in the early 2000s, had been a name in pentesting since at least the late 90s>Notoriously bad tempered, had been fired twice>Notoriously skilled, had been rehired twice>Bald like an egg>Purposefully intimidated his coworkers to get them to do what he wanted>Wore designer clothing near exclusively, not cheap brands either. Gucci, Valentino, etc;>Constantly talked up his achievements>Self taught guitarist>Martial artist>Member of an Eastern European black metal band (alongside his wife; theyre both Americans)>Fired for a final time (thus far) after he told his boss to fuck offNot super interesting, but I thought it was neat he sounded like an evil villain.I used to make up characters in my head for the people my dad would talk to on the phone as a kid, and seeing as hes recently retired "The Villain" will likely be the last one.Anyway, share any tech related stories.
>>108114537Our old math teacher in high school was a ex vietnam war intelligence guy and he would tell us all these stories about him and a guy name Warglow from radio interception to beating up people. I bet half the shit was made up but the teacher was a big guy for being old. Imagine the vietnam guy who beat up the black guy on the bus, he looked almost like him but with glasses and not so long beard.
Had a gay German discrete math teacher in college. He rode to class on a pink bike with a horn. He had blonde or orange hair and matching mustache. When he erased the chalk off the board, he would hold the eraser on the board and walk back and forth, and it kinda resembled the nazi salute. He was one of the strangest teachers I’ve ever had.
>>108114537Why do you guys always come up with the most thinly veiled homoerotic tales about programmers you admire?
i watched my friend delete the entire shared drive at school once. it was kino
>>108114860I’m OP and I want to have hardcore gay prison sex with big dick niggers pounding my faggot ass 24/7
>>108114870I got in trouble for using 1/12th of the entire k-12 school's server hard drive space for mp3's.Had to remove them... by putting them on the local hard drive of my homeroom teacher's computer
>>108115137sounds like a really small server if it was getting filled up by mp3s
