I have been trying for the entire day, uninstalling and installing multiple times, different versions. No luck. Tried the removers and scrubbers, still nothing. I'm using the latest, updated Windows 11. When I double click the program file it shows this message when it's the same file that I just clicked on. Maybe something screwed up in my Windows 11 installation or this is the latest security measure from Microsoft.
Use MAS. office activation doesn't require internet so its entirely user error if you can't get it to work.
>>108163122you did refuse one month of free office365?
Office 97 from Winworld.
I aint reading all that
>>108163122>Is Microsoft Office not piratable anymore?I certainly hope not. I am happy you are having this trouble trying to steal. I was a thief almost my whole life, irl & online. We deserve death for betraying our brothers & sisters for instant gratification. Repent and seek the Lord God. He will guide you to live according to his ways. I am not mocking you are being facetious. I mean all I am posting. You are on the wrong path.
>>108163152*dabs*
>>108163164this, why would you choose to steal when god is offering you a free solution like >>108163152
>>108163122https://www.office.com/
>>108163122>almost quarter of 100s billions of profits comes from office365>is office not profitable anymore
>>108163164I'm happy to read posts like yours. Got saved myself but from substantially more perverse things.
>>108163164>I am not mocking you or*welp>>108163195This. or >>108163199I bet you could even purchase a offline license using Bing bucks.>>108163207Stealing is one of the least egregious thing I am guilty of. Just trust in the Lord and wait on his will to be done. Our sole duty is to fear him only and keep his commandments. Everything else is just vanity.
I can pirate office easily but i refuse to use Microslop products. LibreOffice all the way
>>108163152>>108163195Doesn't have an option to view the same document with two windows
>>108163122I'm only willing to use up to Office 2007.Office 2010 and newer require activation bullshit and more RAM and storage usage for no gain for 99% of users.
>>108163122Use Office on the web, retard
>>108163122>I'm using Windows 11nigger
>>108163204>40%>server & cloud servicesAzure, it's literally all Azure.
>>108163195Collaboration
>>108163204>MS 'wastes' $26B on LinkedIn>Its now on track for $26B revenue paIts like OpenAI, every pile o shit MS overpays for still alchemist itself into 24K Solid Gold.
>>108163122>I'm using the latest, updated Windows 11retard
>>108163122works fine here, it's you
>>108163266>Doesn't have an option to view the same document with two windowsWell, that isn't true.
>>108163195>>108163152>just use [objectively shittier thing that sucks]lollmao
>>108163450>objectively
>>108163375>Average dark mode homosexual
>>108163468>Average^ This hurts more v than this >homosexualYou wound me stranger. I promise I will never make you use my personal computer.
>>108163152I wish it was good but holy fuckin hell does it suck.
>>108163152why yes i use libre office how can you tell?
>>108163152What would it take to make LO actually viable? >>108163507Writer has been good at rescuing documents that were made and saved in Word.
>>108163152TPBP.Barring that:>>108163122>2016LMAO. I'm currently under a workshop that is using pirated Office 2010. So, I guess try that/starter edition?
>>108163525>What would it take to make LO actually viable?Spending 5-10 minutes learning to use it?
>>108163554No I mean actually useful in an office(employed) setting. It doesn't take much for Calc or Impress to shit the bed.
>>108163450Lol, yeah okay bud.
>>108163578
>>108163450It's not shittier than a pirated version that your retarded ass can't even install properly
>>108163319Once you have infinite money you can't really lose money on investment. You buy the big guy then you buy all the little guys.It's late stage democracy combined with fake fiat monopoly money completely devoid of capital that allows this. Our money may as well be credits in a Commietopia where all the markets are planned and orchestrated by (((the usual suspects))).
>>108163564>office(employed)shouldn't that office provide you with the software>doesn't take much for Calc or Impress to shit the bedWhen was the last time you used them? Calc was pretty unstable like 5 years ago but I haven't run into any problems in a long time
>>108163507> ESL retard writing in their retard languageNot my fucking problem.
>>108163122You literally don't need more than Office 2010 and Adobe CS6
>>108163564I never had any problem, you must be a moron or something worse.
>>108163152Based AF
>>108163464>>108163581>worse UI>calc is shit and doesn't even come close to being an excel replacement>has zero benefit over the office pro plus 2010 package I still have on CD and don't remember the cracking method of.>>108163606cope
>>108163122Its never been easier to pirate office. Only takes one click
>>108163152bloat
>>108163450Are you stupid? It's better in every measurable way.
>>108163164>piracy == stealingThis is bait right?You WOULD download a car.It would be the morally correct option.
>>108163122massgrave.dev
>>108163199>Microsoft 365 CopilotIt's like they actually want me to NOT buy it.
>>108163122? just use open office or libreoffice or whatever
>>108163618>>office(employed)>shouldn't that office provide you with the softwareSmall business and must be able to interact with other businesses.>>doesn't take much for Calc or Impress to shit the bed>When was the last time you used them? Calc was pretty unstable like 5 years ago but I haven't run into any problems in a long timeRecently. Impress has a hard time with write-in notes as part of a slide and Calc LAAAAAGS with larger sheets. OnlyOffice did a better job. >>108163651>I never had any problem, you must be a moron or something worse.Just engaging in employed/employable behavior.
Sound like...Skill issue
>>108164877>Small business>with larger sheets
>>108163152Often quoted, never used.
>>108164995So LO's performance is even worse than I thought.
>>108165069>I thought If that was the case, you wouldn't have posted what you just did.
>>108165081Are you genuinely retarded or just pretending? Go get working on LO, it's foss or some shit.
>>108163375God damn anon that is a lot of clutter for eyes
>>108165146We can't all be pilots; some people are better suited to changing the tires.
Office is feature complete since 25 years. Just pirate Office 2000.
>>108165163
>>108165164This but 97. Cooler easter eggs.
>>108165164>25 years of nothing important being addedSeems like a good candidate to replace with free & open source software. I am sure it doesn't have anything that hasn't already been surpassed by the FOSS offerings in the last 10 years.
>>108165193Cheer up, anon. I couldn't even be a tire changer. I had to be a can opener, but I gave it my all and was the best there ever was. <3
>>108163195I pay for office, and for Excel basically. Libre Calc is just ass in comparison. Worse than Google Sheets, marginally faster than Google Sheets to proces a large data set than calcs but insanely slowly for something that runs on desktop and awful. It's also not interchangeable and simply incompatible. It doesn't calculate the same way and can give different issues vs Excel and Google Sheets, and doesn't support the same formula, cannot open Xlsm's etc.Google Sheets and Docs are a lot better, I'll jump to those first out of convenience, and then use Excel when I need to.
>>108163152It was terrible in 2016>>108163122I had that problem a long time ago, had to download that filejust use g*#gle docs and g excel
>>108163711Wrong, shit sucks hard. If all you do is open a basic document and save it, then you won't have issues. But it's shit for work and gets mogged by Google Docs, Sheets, etc.
>>108163152>I am illterate>Also I use LibreOfficeMany such cases!
>>108163717I wish piracy was stealing when it came to Nintendo
>>108163464
this seems to work
>>108165200>Over 2 decades and open source still can't get their shit together
>>108165301That is what you are ignoring. They have and it is no longer shit but a top notch software.
>>108165200Sure, but likely Office 2000/97 is less bloated.
>>108165320>Incompatible with standard Excel, let alone macro enabled workbooks >Slow as fuck just to open a moderately big dataset, crashes even after adding formulae and saving and trying to open again>For some strange reason decide to calculate by column instead of row by row like Excel>>Hey guys, what if we just did a the opposite to Excel! Huh, lack of computability strangling adoption?>Slow refresh on pivot tables and formulae>UI lag>Tables lose behaviour >Slicers don't work or just lost altogether>Embedded objects open and save between Excel and Calc between different people fuck them up royally>Formula and function differences>No let>No lambda>No query >No power query, data models, daxIts fucked for actual work, not personal spreadsheets. In the small edge cases where Calc might be an option, it gets thoroughly shit on by Google Sheets, which also has let, lambda and query, which is particularly useful
>>108165530All that green just for it to be a skill issue.
>$115 for standalone 2024 license + 5 years of updates>gay OSS and google alternatives for freewhat is the point of pirating officeif you earn money with office you either buy a subscription or get it from workif you don't then you can use the gay free alternatives, since they can handle the basics
>>108165244You still haven't explain why it sucks.
>digital paper is still an unsolved issue
>>108165695>No argument>Doesn't understand the fundamental basics I accept your concession >>108165711
>>108165836You think yourself entitled to a debate about subjective opinion? lol You win, okay. Good job, hard worker.
