I don't get why these people think we want this? Anons in tech do you actually see this as a good thing
One for all the anons who have KYS themselves over the years because of my verbal abuse. You were the real ones.
Of course it's not a good thing but it will keep people engaged and that makes more money
>>108171617>do you actually see this as a good thingfor facebook? yeah, this would be amazing.for regular people? this is fucking terrible and should be prevented at all cost.
Weird, Jeffrey Epstein just poked me on facebook.
>>108171617>videocalling
>implying it's for youIt's for shareholders. If dead people keep posting then the platform will always look active which pleases shareholders. If people leave and things calm down then shareholders jump ship.
not surprised at all, already told this will happen anyways
>>108171661What happens when it's just dead people talking to each other?
>>108171677Advertisers were never particularly noted for their fastidious discrimination anon. Take them decades to even notice. What's more likely to happen is that the mere thought of tasteless shejel-grubbing trash will creep out the vast majority of users to the extent they'll just nuke their FB, while they still have a say in the matter
>>108171617Literally a Black Mirror episode lol
>>108171677they will post starwars, lotr, justice league and avengers memes
>>108171617I can't wait for facebook to slowly become a ghoulish platform of ghosts talking to eachother because no young people want to use facebook anymore
>>108171617No one wants this.Paid media is like: you want thisYour president then says: people want this and gives them billion of dollars of freshly printed money to develop "innovation" people "want".Stonks go up. Real estate goes up.House-owning boomers happy. They vote for the president.Cycle repeats.
nothing about this is a good thing but they'll do it anyway since only their echo chamber matters
>>108171771search your feelings, you know i understood the reference, and martha is inevitable
>>108171617So in fact they are building 'replicators' like in stargate as opposed to replicators in star trek?Too bad I could use one that makes me dinner.
They dont give a flying fuck as long as it makes them money, normies are ok with it, the goverment its in their pockets.Truly dystopian shit awaits us.
>>108171617How the fuck can you even patent something mundane as this? This is so fucking retarded.
This was literally a black mirror episode. I wonder what the price tag will be lmao. They're gonna have people never mourning anyone. Very healthy.
i dropped off all social media and to my friends i might as well be dead
Will they turn into zombies on Halloween as a prank?
>>108171617dead internet theory
>>108172022Well done anon!>*Zuck pedalling furiously back to Patent Office*
>ol' miss Gladys gives up the ghost>the omniscient Meta langmodel makes note of this, switches her old Facebook account into "replication mode">a few of her old still-lucid friends go "Weren't you dead?">most can't tell the difference, they still interact with a likeness of her without realizing they attended her funeral last year>over the next few decades everyone in her social circle die one by one, their accounts promptly put into replication mode>the network is severed from the outside world, not by choice, but because everyone who has ever known the original person has died>all the bots keep pretend-talking to each other, posting, chatting, replying, video-conferencing, without any connection to external parties whatsoever>just constantly pretending to be dead people in a data centre somewhere, no[body or thing] even aware of their existence, until what passes for civilization in the future cuts the power or the universe heat-dies, whichever happens first
>>108171813>No one wants this.I want to upload myself, but >not on Meta>not on any paid, proprietary service>locally hosted, private and secure AI that will teach my descendents about my glory days>training data: my 4chan posts, Hitler's Table Talks>>108172063sovl
>>108171617>Dead people postingLike Herman Cain dying to Covid and still posting antivax shit for a month or two later.
>>108172063Morbid curiosity makes me want to see what their chats would look like after say, a 100 years of simulated time. Absolute final destination typa shi.Then again, thats what the niggas who made our simulation probably tought aswell. Shit guys I forgive you but can I escape now? Preferrably to the timeline where we all make it.
>>108172063literally indistinguishable from current society
>>108172063>browse amazon for toilet seats>meh, nothing interesting>go and buy toilet seat somewhere else>for the next few months your dead grandma keeps making suggestions for which toilet seat to buy on amazon
>>108171617*sight*the schizos were right once again.
They really have no fucking idea on what to use the AI they already invested billions on...
>>108171617Maybe Zuckergod predicted a massive human purge in the near future?
>>108171617it causes profits
>>108172188>>108172049>dead internet theory>>108172387>in the near futurePlot twist: it already happened
>>108171617That's literally that Black Mirror episode
>>1081716171. normalize necromancy2. use necromancy to resolve inheritance and legal disputes. "Bob would have wanted me to get the chair. See, let's ask him."3. use backdoored AI models to resolve inheritance disputes in our favor.that's the plan. It's not a very realistic plan, but it's still much more realistic than anyone actually wanting this shit
>>108171617This is good if perhaps your wife is an only fans start kills herself and you want to keep making money off her content.
>>108171617Personalized ads with grandma coming to your feed by the end of the year.
>>108172657Hell yeah brother
>>108171999does it count as prior art?
>activated on my account>die>it calls prominent politicians faggot and nigger twice a week>likes random loli art>does nothing else
>>108171617>make an embarrassing comment on Facebook>quickly kys and pretend that your post-mortem AI made that postheh got em
>>108171617it can probably vote as well.
>>108171617They are desperately trying to find an application that is not yet filled by competition
>>108171631Of all the things we lost over the years I miss my mind the most.
>>108171968The point of the patent is to eliminate competition, so it would have to be as generalized much as you can get away with.
>>108171617I mean, we've already had AI influencers for a while. The ones this AI would enable are just a new spin on the concept, being based on a pre-existing franchise, Hollywood style. Could enable some weird marketing options tho, especially with people who actively stan certain brands/media franchises/sports teams/etc.
>>108171617>bot accounts bad>unless we are running them
>>108171617That sounds at minimum disrespectful and at max fucked up. Just let the dead rest... We don't even know what is AI or real videos anymore and now we don't know if the person posting is even alive anymore...
3rd worlders will eat this shit up, they have zero taste and zero filter for this kind of fake slop.if you saw pluribus, and noticed who the only ones opposing the virus it were the white american lady and the religious paraguayan guy, it's exactly the same thing, any stupid utopia will have weak-minded people eat it up like opium.
>>108174745Ozzyyyy Ozborneee!Yo, Heyyyyyyy, this isn't woodshop class
>>108172188>Things have taken a dark turn it feels likeObviously. This idea was always retarded how he didn't saw that.
>>108171617>I don't get why these people think we want this?They're playing the long game. At a certain point, consumers will want AI because its all they've known. An entire class of high schoolers dont know what its like to go through school without AI, 4-5 more years, and these people will be college grads.
>>108171617>I don't get why these people think we want this?Very naive statement. What in the fuck makes you think that Meta cares what you do or do not want? They have no interest in your wants. They are going to MAKE YOU adopt their technology. Whether you want to or not is 100% irrelevant.
So all those votes will look less suspicious.
I imagined an incredibly advanced hyperborean type civilization will create it's own heaven where all the dead will reside after being judged. Maybe Meta will be hell.
imagine all the demented facebook boomers forgetting their friends died when they see these AI posts lmao
>>108177972>Whether you want to or not is 100% irrelevantUhm, it's like actual Ded People?There is no way this should be allowed at all, ever, not unless the poor undead has specifically consented prior, preferably while still of sound mind and in the presence of a priest or two. Zuck really needs slapped about the head for this shit as well, he's an unpleasant and tasteless greed-riddled fucking ghoul.
>>108172188The date combined with the use of "could" in the text is making me very uncomfortable right now.
>>108178053>Joe why aren't you answering your phone!oh no
>>108171617you want the robotsyou want the companionshipyou want the soulless sexbotsyou want the soulless companionship of your dead relatives to keep your dopamine and mental statejapanese people (and Ronnie) have been doing this for years pretending their anime waifu "belongs" to them and/or "alive"
>>108172102Yakub created the simulation to try and find the answer to making it. Alas...
>>108171617It's fucking horrific and they'll likely get sued in multiple countries.
>>108171617>artist who's been offline for years suddenly comes back>account is incoherently posting about nonsense and dropping AIsloppa images cobbled together from preexisting work>watch in horror as it tries to open a YCH auction
>>108171617It's about keeping the dummies attention, and nothing else.This will 100% end in lawsuits though.
>>108171617doomed fag nation
>>108178068>not unless the poor undead has specifically consented priorNever mattered for AI training, Faceberg pirated several terabytes off of libgen to train their AIs and no one gave a shitThey probably have something of the like buried in their ToS anyway
>>108171617>the year is 2030>you post an anti-Trump / anti-Kamala meme on Facebook (whichever is in power)>using Palantir(tm) technology they track you down>glowies drag you out of your house at 3 am never to be seen again>nobody notices you're gone because your accounts are still active and pushing memes>some of your friends wonder why you're suddenly pushing pro-Trump / pro-Kamala memes (whichever is in power)>they shrug it off and go back to their 40-hour work week + 40 hour side-hustle job to barely scrape by>meanwhile you wake up>after the AI finishes the surgery you are reduced to this>you're forced to spin a wheel underneath Epstein's new island until your body is no longer of use>you can't tell what's going on, your entire existence is reduced to drug-induced orgasms when you do the right thing and recieving all nutrients via injections>you have no privacy>you own nothing>you've never been happier
>>108171617That was a pretty neat episode of Max Headroom. Think it was early in season two. Wonder what other ideas FAGMAN companies will steal from that old tv show.
>>108171617It's an LLM-based emulator for Fakebook NPCs.I think emulation/virtualization is great, so I'm all for it.
>>108178027I regularly get emails from my dead friends trying to sell me dick pills, Nigerian prince's ill-gotten gains, or shitcoins.This is just the natural evolution of that.
>>108172146This is the real gold.
well it'll be easier to murder digital influencers then
>>108171617they have enough lawyers so that they can just do thisthe legal and justice system only applies to poor peoplethe rich rape and kill children then make an AI to abuse them in the afterlife
>>108178053If boomers turn into some digital hazard, eternally boomer posting on facebook I will personally fill all of Zucc's bunkers from floor to ceiling with piss, shit and cum.
>>108171617How is that even worth a patent. That's an idea that's been floating around since this technology first emerged, but everyone agrees that it's fucking disgusting.I hope they patented this so that nobody could use it, but burger companies are the embodiment of greed and gluttony, so probably not.
>>108179534This is faceberg we're talking about, even among big tech corporations it manages to stand out as particularly vile
>>108171677i'll sue you for defamation for suggesting that my platform has no real users
>>108172188Is is really a schizo when its a real project he's really working on? In fact, because this shit is so divorced from the reality of someone being dead, anyone who reads or interacts with one of these reposessed accounts becomes more of a schizo than that guy.
>>108171617>I don't get why these people think we want this?We? Target users are governments who want to disappear people and keep their digital profiles running, while studying the network of followers to either deradicalize them, lock them up, or disappear them as well.
schizos are simply futurists>>108172146kek
>>108171617Most tech isn't a good thing. But it's an unstoppable machine, because we're slaves to our biological programming.We are the hand slapping our own face.We're also the face, pouting about it.
>>108178892kek
>>108172146>accidentally allow a facebook cookie through your browser>start getting 2 AM calls from "grandma" agreeing with you about all the topics you discuss on 4chan
>>108172063>anon suddenly hears a knock on his door
>>108181241>You are totally right honey, Hitler would have agreed that slav fan games based on the original Fallout engine are far superior than what Bethesda is putting out just like Coca Cola™ is better than Pepsi™
>>108171617@PoopHitler69 will finally get the immortality he deserves.
I have technology fatigue.
>>108173973lol
>>108182035calm down, Ted
>>108171617if i got a message from my dead ex i would honestly probably consider killing myself. I went through a lot to become a functioning person again after she died and i dont think id be able to handle talking to the digital ghost of her.
>>108171617I predicted this years ago.
would you sell your digital self for 500 bucks?
>>108171617Imagine if a town was wiped off the earth but no blip in their online presence to signal that anything is amiss. Then all their remains and belongings are confiscated before any first responders or investigation can occur. Then the government says they were abducted by aliens because there are no remains found.
>>108171617desecration of the dead, now with ai
>>108171617>Your based Chud granpa is now posting trooter propagandaIm calling it.
