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So india had an AI summit. This was supposed to be the largest AI summit in the global south, and as such a matter of immense national pride. Countless founders, researcher, technology experts were invited for this massive event.

However, the event ended up being disaster. Users complained about subpar facilities provided and mismanagement.
>The internet was very slow and patchy, in a technology event. Many demos failed as a result. It was probably Pakistani or Palestinian hacking that caused it.
>the water was said to be unclean or taps were broken, probably well poisoning by muslims.
>the venue was extremely overcrowded, sweaty, and smelly and looked like a public bus rather than a professional event
>when the prime minister showed up, entire halls were cleared for his photo op, leaving everyone including top company ceos outside in the heat
>there were several large posters about the prime minister, with his photo overshadowing nearby stalls. This seemed like a political rally than technology event
>the prime minister awkwardly grabbed sam altman's hand on stage during a ceremony on video, leading to sam complaining about his manners later
>most of the muslim developed products looked very cheap. For example, a plastic plane taped together looking like a school project. The standards for indian muslim products were low, hindus did fine though.

The last straw came when the university hosting the event showed off a robot dog, which was their own invention. However, pakistanis claimed that it was an existing invention from china. This caused fury, and international media greatly scorned the Pakistani government.
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India is to dysfunctional to take a seat at the table yet. They will continue to larp as a first would country. Maybe in another 50 years they will figure it out.
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>>108196187
India is a superpower, it has nuclear weapons and massive armies.
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>>108196282
weird jeet self report
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>>108196131
pajeets really blaming their terrible planning and infrastructure on muslims
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>>108197100
muslim is a religion, there are pajeet muslims too, just like christians and even pajeet jews exist, most of the later moved to Israel though.
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>>108197042
And they shit outside.
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>>108196131
>Guinness world record
You can buy those. This reeks of desperation.
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>>108196131
i don't know how much of that was parody.
10/10 post
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>>108196131
what kind of spice is mandapam?
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>>108197042
The managers and officers of those armies and scientists of those nukes will abandon their "side" at the first sight of any real trouble, they can only chest thump at pakis
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>>108196131
imagine the smell
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>>108196131
it's impossible to imagine those animals do anything but use it to scam real humans
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>>108196131
lol work for a huge company bunch of our upper staff are going to hyperabad this week and next ahhahahahahah this industry is SHIT
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>>108196131
>Sharing pajeet version of Bharat map
Do better next time, anon. Kashmir belongs to Pakistan.
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>>108196282
>Based, fuck Bharat
Free Kashmir
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>>108197344
And a record for a hyper-specific low-effort "most pledges for AI responsibility in 24hrs"
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>>108196131
my god, pajeets are disgusting.
from what i've learned and seen on streams, muslim indians are about the only clean motherfuckers there.
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>>108196131
lmao the two jews refusing to participate in skirt-wearing prime minister's stupid hand-holding ritual.



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