SAARSMICROSOFT IS OVER
she looks like a snitch
real question, does she plays games ?
>>108199228do you expect CEOs of toy companies to play with toys?
>>108199246its always better to know exactly what you're selling, if she doesn't play any games, how is she supposed to make great descisions ?
>>108199208Why did Phil quit so fast? Is he in the Epstein files?
>>108199208>SharmaNot even trying to be racist but how do they even come up with these?
>>108199208just checked her linkedin, thats her first job in relations to video games
>>108199274just because you play games doesn't make you good at selling games. phil is the prime example of that.
>>108199307yeah, but knowing about your products helps a lot, she's not from the gaming world and looks like a basic bitch who bullied geeks during her schools days
>>108199302racist
YES WE WON SARS INDIA SUPERPOWER JAI HIND
>>108199287idk man it's almost as if it's a different language
owari da
>>108199331thanks anon, but how did you know ?
>>108199344I recognize based when I see it
>>108199246not getting high on your own supplies is generally a good practice
>>108199208if she's a lesbian then that's 3/3
>>108199348
>>108199208It's over. Also to the faggot that keeps posting "saarnix" and a world map of Linux users. Here is your CEO btw.
she looks like Satya Nadella's lapdop.
>>108199208I'm really surprised to know that there was still a white guy working at Microsoft. Not surprised at all that Nutella is replacing him with one of their people though.
>>108199307This guy>>108199322Is right. The alternative is Pic related where you have no idea why you failed because you never bothered to do any hands on research.
US being replaced by poojeets, love to see it.
>>108199395stop comparing filthy indians to nutella, ferrero doesn't deserve to be compared to such disgusting trash
>>108199360
>>108199208honestly, this is the only way to break down a monopoly. Looking forward to a superior chinese system in five years.
>>108199246Yes.
>>108199400>Then, after buying Twitch, we created our own PC games store. Our assumption was that gamers would naturally buy from us because they were already using Twitch.
>>108199208That's a big ass melon she has on her shoulders. I wonder how much it weights.
>>108199208Based Genius Engineer Pajeetas, techchuds threatened by a hyper competent immigrant woman engineer of color
>>108199460she's from marketing, not engineering
>>108199463Okay but she's a competent woman of color regardless
what did this bitch do at all and why was she even hired this is a genuine question
nutella does it again!
>>108199434it's like they engineered that whole video to piss people off, like they wanted engagement from people rightfully believing their CEO spat out the burger after every take
>>108199246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25CtoSJD9eo
>>108199469DEI hire
>Another jeetKEK
>>108199469>why was she even hired this is a genuine questionShe's black
>>108199490>>108199491>Seething timmies
>>108199208All they had to do was to make Xbox One for the players. Without kinect, without the tv shit, and without the 2 charasma-free NPC corporate suits presenting it. How could a company be so wrong in their judgment.
Somehow, I don't think /g/ is fully aware of the business decisions of one of the biggest companies in the world.Just a guess, but none of you have resumes that involve working in google do you?
>>108199208... a woman? Yup they're fucked.
>>108199400At the end he said they were building but every single thing before that was just them buying something that already existed and trying to scale it. As for Luna, well their competition for that was GeForce Now, not Steam. Is this how business decisions are made? They just buy stuff and assume people will come? Field of Dreams is the business plan?
>>108199208oh shitthis means they're cancelling shitthey don't put a jeeta in charge unless heads are rolling
>>108199505>How could a company be so wrong in their judgmentshort term gains make people blind
>Github CEO left last year>Microsoft Gaming CEO leaving nowHow long until their replace the Linkedin CEO with another person of indian ancestry? Not that he wouldn't deserve it though.
>>108199478My favorite part was how they added more fries mid shot when they noticed the box was half empty as usual.
>>108199208The future is FEMALE
>>108199505You think you know better than people far more qualified and successful than you? They're the ones in these elite decision making roles, not you
>>108199246AI company, not a toy company.
Phil Spencer is one of Microsoft's old dogs, maybe the biggest ones that was left there. Kinda wild to see him go.
>>108199246yes actually
Micropoo strikes again.
>>108199505it's kinda funny they killed the 360 lead with kinect focus and then doubled down on stupid for the xb1not sure what was going on then
>>108199208Nadella wants the video gayme division dead and buried, that's why he put her in charge.
>>108199561their early lead with hit after hit was a pure fluke and they squandered it
>>108199208>It's overHas been since 2015, my dood
>>108199208holy DEI
>zero experience in gaming>experience in AI griftingWhat's really interesting about the AI grift is that it epitomizes the "meeting" corpo culture. Meetings are scheduled to "discuss ideas" and so on, but no actual thing is ever produced or accomplished. Sure the LLM models are getting better and so on, but there's a lot of overlap between crypto shitcoin mentality and these get rich quick AI schemes. They're meant to convey a pretense that stuff is getting accomplished and done and goals are met and investor money is rolling in, but where's the actual beef? How does someone that is creating nothing using AI grifting going to apply her "skills" to save Microsoft gaming. I'm guessing nothing will get done. More meetings and ideas and memos and producing nothing but nebulous applications that never materialize. Then she'll just fall upwards to a different CEO job again doing nothing.Maybe they'll just focus on outsourcing "prodution" to some indian site where they'll do fuck all for 10 years and just suck up money.
>>108199568he would be okay with it if had very high return on investmentso all that will be left will be cash cow games. maybe like WoW
>>108199561video games in general took a nosedive since the 360 kinect daysYou can count on 2 hands the number of worthwhile games worth playing that were released after 2010
I'm starting to believe the theory that our technocrat emperors are putting jeets in the top positions to make the world witness how they fail.
>>108199598She's far more accomplished than you
>>108199208TOTAL SAAR VICTORY
>>108199536Future is india saaar
>>108199637the futur smells like shit then
>>108199598I don't think you understand how poos take over companies like a virus.
>>108199512>a pajeet>a womanproperly fucked mate
>>108199400They could've just made their own games instead or acquire existing popular game IPs. Their mistake is trying to control everything from the get go.
>>108199598>risk your trillion dollar company's future by putting subhumans as CEOI don't think that is what's happening
>>108199511It's safe to say the bigger a company becomes, the more stupid the executive decisions are.
>>108199400kek, seems that it was all the game piracy that grew a next generation of "steam imprinted". first youth was simply playing those nosteam games and then, when they grew up with that steam word stamp they simply switched to paid mode and their children now fully steam implanted. adam's apple sweet.
>>108199208Microsoft gaming has been clueless for years. This is like blaming Mamdani for the destruction of NYC when he's the 3rd socialist mayor in a row
>>108199208I'm pretty sure they're pajeets in charge of all these tech companies so when they collapse the pajeets get blamed. Or it's nepotism because these companies have hit peek pajeet levels.
>github ran by jeet>""xbox"" ran by jeet>microsoft entirely ran by jeetuhhhhhhhh
>>108199561Mattrick tried to kill Xbox just as Stephen Elop killed Nokia, it's always canadians
>>108199818Here's a better idea. Don't put indians in charge at all and don't hire them so the companies can prosper.Hiring them so you can blame them for failing seems counterproductive since they tank the whole company.
>>108199208>phol spencerSinglehandedly tanked the entire XBox division. I doubt Pajeeta can do any worse.
>>108199208Another white man replaced with a nepo indian that can't even do basic arithmetic let alone design a gameTJD can' come soon enough
>>108200023>Singlehandedly tanked the entire XBox divisionXbox division never turned a profit in its entire historyDon Mattrick was the final nail in the coffin, Xbox will never recover from the fuck-up of the xbone.
>>108200029She's smarter and more accomplished than you
>>108199246Yes, did you never watch Big?
>>108200172>more accomplishedyes>smarterx
>>108199208how many c-suite spots are there left at microsoft for saars to take over? can't be many
>>108199400>these people are paid millions of dollars for this level of thought
>>108200184Success = Intelligence
>>108200225dont worry about that, they will create new posts for their nepotism
coming soon, the saaar controller.
>She outlined three commitments: "First, great games." "Second, the return of Xbox." and "Third, future of play." She went on to say that the company will continue to invest in its franchises and studios, keep Xbox spreading across platforms to reduce barriers, while also inventing "business models and new ways to play."Basically she said nothing. Just generic meaningless statements on her plans for Xbox.
>>108200252>continue to invest in its franchises and studiosDoesn't she mean "start to"? Because they've been shutting down studios and ending franchises for years now.
>>108199208Imagine how bad she stinks
>>108200262to shut them down, you first need to invest in them
>>108199208>MicroJeet finally shitcans the only person holding the X-box brand togetherapology for poor englishwhen were you when phil spensaar dies?i was sat at home eating butter when nutella ring‘xbawks is kill’‘no’
>>108200234No wonder india looks the way it does if that's the mentality thereSAAAARS IM SUCCESFUL SAAARSSS!!! VERY SMAAART SAAARSSS!!! *shits on the street for the 10th time in the hour*
>>108199246Unironically: Yes. It's the only time CEOs will be competent in the fucking market. USE your shit.
>>108200292you have no idea what a CEO doeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Schmidt#Google>Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin interviewed Schmidt. Impressed by him,[34] they recruited Schmidt to run their company in 2001 under the guidance of venture capitalists John Doerr and Michael Moritz.>In March 2001, Schmidt joined Google's board of directors as chair, and became the company's CEO in August 2001. At Google, Schmidt shared responsibility for Google's daily operations with founders Page and Brin. Prior to the Google initial public offering, Schmidt had responsibilities typically assigned to the CEO of a public company and focused on the management of the vice presidents and the sales organization.[35] According to Google, Schmidt's job responsibilities included "building the corporate infrastructure needed to maintain Google's rapid growth as a company and on ensuring that quality remains high while the product development cycle times are kept to a minimum."[36]
>>108199282>Why did Phil quit so fast?>fastAnon... he was there since 2014. Right after Don "We have a console for those with shit internet, it's called 'the RRoD console'" Mattrick ran the ship into a tourist port killing everyone on the island.Being even more fair, he's been there since the 80's as an intern.The only time he left was to handle Sony during the PSX/PS2 era, IIRC.You should be asking:>Why wasn't Spencer shitcanned faster?Which being fair to Phil (and even he admits it) MATTRICK is the reason the X-box brand is toxic at this point. That whole Boner (chortle at our console will you!?) situation is what fucked him and he couldn't recover from killing 3 generations of console users interest immediately.
>>108200323he was a computer engineer
>>108199400>The alternative is Pic related where you have no idea why you failed because you never bothered to do any hands on research.Could be worse: https://www.reddit.com/r/boardgames/comments/1r7n8jb/chief_operating_officer_at_aeg_says_ai_could_have/>LedditShut up and just go with it since it has the screenies.>COO goes all in on AI sloppa>Immediately shitcanned.
>>108199469Gave us Song of the South (of Midnight). That's it.X-box's dire studio output is partly her and partly Spencer not shitcanning studios fast enough (Ninja Theory still has YET to put something out and Double Fine has taken forever to just... do... a pottery title).
>>108199505Don't forget Adam Orth. "Why on Earth would I want to live there?" months before "we have a console for those with shit internet..." really helped them out.
>>108199573>was a pure flukeNot really. Like 60-80% of the OG X-box team was there still, so they revised all the "mistakes" of the OG X-box and improved it.As soon as J. Allard (one of the original designers along with Seamus Blackley) left, the X-box 360 lost all it's mojo. You can see it with the Blades->"New X-box Experience" UI/UX change (which then went NXE->Metro/Win8) making things worse.>>108199592Battlefield: Bad Company 2Battlefield 3 (and/or) 4.Death Stranding 1Death Stranding 2Metal Gear Solid 6: Ground Zeroes and the Phantom Pain.Damn, you're right. 2 hands.
>>108199208It was over the moment Satya got in charge. The moment ONE jeet gets in charge of a company, they spread all over like a disease. Jeets hire jeet managers, which hire jeet employees, with increasing disregard for actual qualifications.
>>108200323>you have no idea what a CEO doesNeither do you, unironically.>Sit on ass>Collect paycheck>Golden parachute away when you crash and burn the company because you don't use the productlmao.
>>108200252>keep Xbox spreading across platformWhat does that even mean? Xbox is a platform. Does she even know what her main product is? Or maybe they want to make a handheld?
>>108200450all xbox one games are playable on windows
>>108199208microsaarft to be redeemed asap saarbharat will do the needful and save gayming saar
>>108200252first, more games with season passes and microtransactions leveraging copilot AI to mass create assetssecond, we're going to tell the programmers and studios we're going to invest in them to calm them down and stop them from quittingthird, we're going to put all of our games on other consoles and pcs so there's no reason to buy xbox hardware anymore*clap clap clap*
Phil's been a disaster for Xbox and he's only gotten by because he was likeable and said nice sounding thingsThey needed a killer, instead they put a nice guy in charge of a sinking ship for a decade
>>108200016I'm saying the companies are already imploding, most of them bet the farm on this AI bubble and they aren't really innovating anymore. Once investors finally run out of money the whole thing will collapses and they'll want someone to blame.
>>108199208>effective immediatelyseems like it was an abrupt firing and the division is tossed to someone who can take a fall or sell it. I doubt nadella gives a shit about xbox
>>108199208Kinda cute for a jeet.
>>108200397I agree with you but microsoft's exec team and board members are mostly white. I still do agree with you in most cases
Are there any actual ypipo left at Mumbaisoft?>>108200472so many xbl cards will be redeemed...............
>>108200526They didn't see it coming at all. She posted this 3 hours before she got shit canned. Xbox is dead.
>2008>Obama gets elected>he fucks up healthcare, used cars>pushes practices forcing minorities and women that aren't interested in STEM into STEM>has huge amounts of government programs leading into it>companies now fill themselves with workers who fulfill checkmarks but contribute nothing>our economy is dependant on these huge companies, so tax dollars are used to subsidize the companies>White men, who largely built the companies, are no longer being hired>instead hire below subpar minorities and unqualified White women>tons of fake jobs>our economy goes to shit>our education goes to shit>our entertainment goes to shit>we have near illiterate Indians in control of the world's tech infrastructure>we have women who have no interest in the franchises put into lead positions>we elect the "racist president">he can get some deportations done but not as many as he wants because of paid socialist agitators that attack our federal agents>we have retard politician judges jamming the gears of the fucking president>we have widespread fraud programs sending billions of dollars to actually mentally retarded 3rd worlders all for their votes>they qualify as US citizens because Obama enabled them to have children born in a hospital here and suddenly they're a citizen.>we were the leading empire of the world and all it took was electing a gay nigger to ruin everythingThanks Obama
>>108199400he says these things, yet i have never actually seen a single storefront try to compete with steam on a feature by feature basis. i have never seen a single storefront ask what steam lacks or could use improvement to justify a user switching services. these companies only ever treat customers like bags of money they’re just entitled to for existing. they literally do not even try
>>108200529imagine he squatting over your face and dedicating in it.
>>108200229Allow me to explain how I failed, and why it's actually your fault, and use this as a teachable moment for how we can synergistically hit our future goals at the right tangents with over the horizon thinking.
>>108200567>heshe>dedicatingdefecating
>>108199208>indian>womanwonder how long it will take for them to regret it
>>108200572dont worry anon, we all speak retard here
>a jeet for a kikedunno if it's an upgrade or not
>>108200579it unironically can't possibly get any worse than under spencer
>>108200604don't underestimate pajeets anon. especially female pajeets. if you don't think things can't get worse, prepare to be proven wrong.
>>108199208she had dumb phone range named after her?
>>108200604Anon...
>>108199228>>108199246
>>108200732
>>108199246Reggie did. Whoever that autist who runs Mattel does.
BRING BACK BALMER YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>108200567what does SARRR feces smell like?
>>108199469Fall guy (girl)
>>108200763imagine the worst smell you ever smelled, multiply it by ten then you'll get a fifth of a pejeet.now for its feces... lets just say zyklon B is good for the human compare to it
>>108199469she was coo of instacart. and did ai stuff. shes also brown but classified as asian so she is double diversity and female. so she hits three diversity checkboxes instead of two.she probably also fucks some guy on the senior team. seeing shes indian probably into anal.
>>108200555I've bought some games on GoG because it's more convenient than Steam, but yeah it's not feature by feature, they don't have any of the cloud saving stuff (which is broken on steam half the time) and they don't have nearly as many games as steam.
>>108199246That bitch knows nothing about video games
>>108199208Yeah.Pretty much every single white guy is out of company and next version of Windows is going to be even worse. It's funny that this is how it ends literally shitted over by jeets.
>>108199208>pajeets taking over microsoftLooks like Microsoft won't be a major player next decade
>>108200526he only gave a shit after they spent 70 billion to buy activision, then the eyes started focusing on them wondering wtf they are doing
>>108199246
>>108200851They wont be anything at all.It's literally going to die next 5 years completely unless they wake up kick out current CEO and new CEO kicks out all the Jeets somehow.
>>108200913Most people and companies will keep using windows by default until someone makes a Linux distro that is good enough to be a drop in replacement for all the shit people use windows for without adding any extra complications
>>108200938Linux will never be good the only possible savior for Linux is AI since 90% of Linux developers are troon that are fighting over politics and keep constantly kicking the racists that are top contributors in their projects. The projects die after and it's over.Linux will never be a viable solution for desktop experience.
>>108200952I think some corporation will eventually take linux and make a distro that's better than windows but it will have to make money in some way. Someone like Google might do it but they are also being taken over by pajeets so it's probably not going to happen
>>108200977Windows is dying and it will never be properly restored because jeets will kill it. They are mentally uncapable of thinking so yeah maybe you are right but we will see...We only can hope for companies like Valve that helps gaming on Linux that somebody actually helps Linux to develop a proper desktop experience for it.
>>108200450>Or maybe they want to make a handheld?They already have Anon...https://www.xbox.com/en-US/handhelds/rog-xbox-ally>This, too, is an X-boxWas their whole marketing spiel for it, given X-box (as a brand) has been done since 2012 so they're floundering trying to expand the market.Similar to how Sony finally started to do PC ports as their base strayed with the PS4 (online fee for a rental service mandatory!) which started to go to PC.
>>108200977Windows users also have like Windows 10 LTSC and that's like last corner for any remaining Windows users with self-respect.
>>108200604Anon... X-box has been dead since: >>108200729The reveal for that killed the brand dead and this is just a zombie sleepwalk toward a Sega pulling-out-of-market.It should've happened this generation but Microslop has money to burn still (not for long since they sent Phil packing finally).Doesn't affect me though: Forza Weebizon 6 is the last Microslop game I'm buying.
>>108199208GOOD MORNING MA'AM
>>108199246Of course.
>>108200952You're mistaken about pretty much everything you posted. It's kind of amazing, really.
Sarah Bond was made a scapegoat or was passed over for a promotion
>>108199287What are the three most commonly used surnames in your country?
>>108199348>>108199360>>108199419Racism in inherently immoral and wrong, though.
I don't want to be negative.But I get the impression this is the end of Xbox, except as Netflix for happy-own-nothing rentoids. By 2032 Xbox Game Pass will work on PlayStation. I have no idea how
>>108200234>jeet believes we live in a meritocracyThat’s a self own right there.Imagine claiming that the world is meritocratic while being a literal street shitter.
>>108199208Honestly can she really do a worse job than phil?God I hope this post ages well...
If one's closely looks at the post time stamps, a good majority of the posts in this thread are all either bots for samefags.
>>108201483Racism against Indians is morally justified by how god awful and amoral their culture and behavior is.
>>108201483to be racist against india, you first need to considere them has human which they are not
>>108199208if she was western born east asian I bet she could turn it aroundunfortunately, she's south asian. they seem to be a symptomatic of a company becoming more rent-focused. they are not associated with companies turning things around by making a better product.
>>108201483Source?
>>108201504>double the price of gamepass (again)>cancel all new xbox hardware>overpay to get shitty exclusives for the gamepass>do a bunch of fraud to steal money from microsoftThere's a lot of shit she can do that is worse
>>108201534god told me soXe made some men have racist thoughts as a test and those that give in have failed
>>108201483Racism is just a mixture of pattern recognition and being wary of the unknown, nothing immoral or wrong about that
>>108201535I mean I guess. Surely shareholders would just rebel against such blatently bad decisions though? Like I get being out of touch and stuff like Phil is with his decisions, but the message was already sent. I can't imagine this lady would just double down on the idiocy despite backlash. Microsoft has actual competition in the gaming space after all.
>>108201477Kim Park LeeAll very normal
>>108201542>Surely shareholders would just rebel against such blatently bad decisions though?no, money is the only language they speak, the mockery of a human female elected ceo will sell then some bs buzzwords and call them racists and promise huge profit
>>108201542Shareholders would love increasing prices. Cancelling hardware can easily be spun into simply not being profitable. Paying for exclusives can be said to increase the profits for the now more expensive subscription. Fraud would obviously be kept secret
>>108199208I am sorry but it's over. All she can do is make ending Xbox tolerable because at least the bearer of bad news looks nice. It's Biz 101.
>>108201556They'll love increased prices until it's not profitable is the thing. And as I said Microsoft has competition on the gaming front, so unlike with windows they can't just shit it up and expect to keep shareholders happy.
>>108199469spread her legs to the right person
>>108201579You are assuming the pajeeta understands any of that or cares about it. She will fuck shit up and make millions before leaving to fuck up some other company
This is the future, who has the old /pol/ meme from 2013? The one where the Jews pass control of the world from white men to the AI and brown hordes?The only thing they didn't figure in was the fact that nobody buys the new games or new systems and NBA whatever will come out on PS4 and Xbox 720 forever no matter how many new systems Sony and MS release.Nintendo saw this future and sells feature phones with clip-on controllers and other garbage, they at least have an actual market.
>>108199208Oh no...some soulless statician who only cares about numbers
This has been the Microsoft playbook for a long time now. They're indianmaxxing to the extreme. ~75% of their new hire workforce is in India. The rest that are in the US, a good half of them are Indian.
>>108200540Holy shit. LMAO.That ATVI purchase fucked Phil. But it also fucked Activision with Nutella putting AI slop into CoD to where all the decisions he's going to big-dick onto it will utterly repulse anyone still playing the "golden goose" (series beaten into the ground even before the buy out).Like, the only good thing that can come from this firing of the two is that they drop the handheld attempt (ROG is too expensive and I feel the internal one that was supposedly going to happen is going to be like Valve and delayed [ultimately cancelled] because of the AIpocolypse of parts right now), but they can't keep delaying hardware or making new ones that flop because Nutella needs to turn a profit and the AWS clone/"Azure" is flatlining, Windows has no new revenue with free updates (not a bad thing, IMO), and Office is fucked due to 365 (so people are looking elsewhere).The hail-Mary of their multi-platform ports probably isn't going to do much if the delay for Horizon 6 PS5 is a year or more.
>>108200554Even before Obummer, H1B's were taking white men's jobs. "Outsourcing" has been a thing since the dot-com bubble, Anon.It's less O and more Boomers wanting to penny-pinch. O just didn't help matters because he bailed banks out instead of letting the economy rip (to where we're still in a recession despite what economists want to say) and having the bleeding happen to limp to a cauterization (fucking the banks and rebuilding from the ashes).
>>108199246Everybody knows the best writers are those who don’t read ever
>>108201545>Surnames popular in my country- :-) normal >Surnames popular in other countries- :-/ abnormal Why are you like this?
>>108201527Please return to r/confidentlyincorrect>>108201519>>108201512>>>/pol/catalog
>Asha Sharmaisn't that a jewish holiday
>>108202058Seethe more.
>>108199208>>108199208The boss of Xbox is irrelevant, Nadella is calling the shots.
>>108199208REDEEMED
>>108199395roasties runied microsoft not the jeets
Ah here we go. This is the end result of jeets in your company. Watch as the entire XBox division becomes a gaggle of "Good Marnings!". They are the most nepotistic cunts I have ever had the displeasure of coming into contact with
