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Is there a technology we can use to fix this growing mess which was caused by... technology itself?
I fear for the future. I'm already having problems with non gen Alpha salespeople reading off specs sheets/scripted spiels when I was looking to buy phoneslops. Imagine what will happen if these kids grow up.
It's like society is being vibe-coded.
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>a technology
Hammer on skull.
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>>108232555
Vasectomy procedure.
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Why is watching something while you play a game supposed to be some horrific thing? Kids were playing Game Boy with TV on in the background 30 years ago.
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There's no use case for literacy in an upcoming UBI world.
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>>108234380
You need to be able to read and write the forms.
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UUUGGHHHHGHHH LIKE LOOK AT THESE KIDS WITH THEIR 3 DEVICES (that we bought them) AND SHOUTING ALL THIS BRAINROT STUFF I DONT UNDERSTAND (on the devices we didnt bother to set up parental controls on) THEY ARE SO COOKED BRUH LITERALLY WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IN THE FUTURE LET ME JUST STAND HERE AND WHINE ABOUT INSTEAD OF TAKING THE THING AWAY AND SENDING THEM OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING
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Why not just use sloppa to teach them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTYELMM0i-E
Something like this.
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>>108232555
I hate with a passion the people that raise their kids to be retarded and then put the children's idiocy on social media because they find it funny, nigger you are raising a human being into becoming a dysfunctional person through your incompetence, I'm not laughing
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>>108234395
>>108234411
\thread
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I appreciate that they're making their children so vulnerable. Any predator can do whatever to these children as long as Youtube is watching.
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Gen Whatever also couldn't read in 1895. Who cares?
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>>108234448
Gen Whatever could read in 1965. It's not supposed to go back.

Unless this is literally going back to monke.
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>>108234448
Gen Whatever didnt need to read because all of their work entailed farming or manual labour taught via having someone experienced directly teach them. And they didnt have or need to know any news besides of their vicinity. Society was far simpler.
Modern people need to read to perform at a basic level in society. You telling me you want tons illiterate retards voting?
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>>108234474
>You telling me you want tons illiterate retards voting?
Why not? Unless you have another, much more manipulative purpose for them.
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>>108234395
Those are not my kids. You realize telling other people how to parent their kids get you into lawsuits now? Like teachers are no longer allowed to reprimand their pupils because muh child abuse.
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>>108234508
Good.
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>>108234508
I bet you aren't out there filming other people's children either, it's their asshole parents/siblings/whatever that post those videos online
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>>108234538
>you aren't out there filming other people's children either
I'd like a lawyer present during question.
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>>108234574
you'll talk to your lawyer after we'll have taken you into custody
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>>108234596
Well, no. Hansen never took anyone into custody because he wasn't a cop, and in the US asking for a lawyer stops any and all questioning by the police until the lawyer is present, who will, in no uncertain terms, tell the client that he has absolutely nothing to gain and everything to lose from making a statement.
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>>108234395

https://thepostmillennial.com/11-year-old-pa-boy-charged-for-shooting-dad-dead-after-parents-took-his-nintendo-switch
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>>108234611
somebody fancies himself a law expert here!
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>>108234624
There is no fancying; I just am.
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>>108234622
the switch, it does things to a man... turns you into a feral beast, an animal that sees only red, red like its wicked logo
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>>108234638
>96% Upvote
There is still hope for Reddit.
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>>108234508
Fair, im blaming the parents and guardians here
>>108234622
That one kid is a psycho, doesnt disprove what i said
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>>108234448
I couldn't imagine living in the era where babies die 80% of the time and everyone sees it as just another Tuesday.
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>>108232555
>phoneslops
What?
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>>108234655
Have you tried growing a pair?
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>>108232555
>caused by... technology itself?
This is caused by a parent abandoning their child not by technology.

My parents gave me a computer when I was 5 and I learned programming and linear algebra on it. I have a career in software engineering and designing robot control firmware because of that. Part of the reason that worked is because dad would physically beat me when I did dumb things and help me when I asked for help.

Beat the stupidity out of your kids or they will suffer the same fate as OPs pic related.
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>>108234767
>Beat the stupidity out of your kids
and end up in jail with your kids given to someone else
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>>108234840
If I had the chance between someone becoming a software developer, but with his father being in prison for life, or just an abandoned child, I'm going to choose the abandoned child.

Just to make faggots like him mad.
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>>108234395
Just because you own a device doesn't mean you need to use it all the time, let alone all three of them at once. It would be hypocritical if the complaint was that the kids own the device.
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>>108234436
Elaborate
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>>108234448
This
Reading is just a fad
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>>108234383
No
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>>108234383
cumpooter will use voice to text to write for you no worries
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>>108234380
>tfw born too early to not learn how to use a toilet to be permanently stuck wearing diapers
I guess I can always pretend to be retarded...
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>>108234655
Instead, you're living in a time where babies are eaten
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>>108235032
And I can't even blame them.
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>>108235032
Let people enjoy things
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If I had a kid I would:
>isolate it from any other genAlpha slop kids
>private education
>only interact with selected isolated rich genAlphas and adults
>monitored and restricted access to slop

Probably it would cost 1 million dollar to raise them like this but that's what it takes today to not raise absolute zombies
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>>108232555
>>108232767
My kids won't have any handheld electronic devices until they're at least 10.
Simple as.
>implying
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>>108234638
>picrel
audible kek
have some gold, my friend!
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>>108234367
You had to read on gameboy. I couldn't read when I got blue version at age 5 and could read when I beat it a year later.
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>>108235083
that's how you would raise a mass shooter
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>>108235095
You'll just have kids with no technological literacy who will hate you too instead
Learn to balance things you autistic asswipe boomer wannabe
>>108234622
Good kid, probably has more testosterone than the onions drinking story mode playing father
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>>108235128
Win either way.
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>>108235129
My kid can have a handheld device but he'll have to figure out how to get the games to run on headless linux to use it and it will not be connected to the internet.
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>>108235128
all the mass shooters are state school educated though, first place they go shoot up is their school
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>>108234448
>some poopen farted in 200 BCE ago therefore our crappy behavior good and ok
>no no we cant be uncrappy because uncrappy is raisin devil behavior and we all did bad thing in past so not ok
Why are you burgers like this? Not a good look for the a state with advantage technology to wind up becoming its own prison ship of addicts.
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The deadpan stare is a byproduct of childhood slopscrolling, it didn't exist in the 90s or 00s, outrage/laughter expressions are the only ones still retained. I'm sure autism spiked because parents weren't proactive enough to keep the herd from transferring their sedentary flaws through habit/passive group activity, and maybe the propagation of this is intentional, so the corrupt ruling class has nothing to fear from a lazy populace.
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>>108232555
Why are people bitching? This is what you wanted, consumers.
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>>108235338
>but not like thaaaaaat
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>>108234395
Can't send kids outside anymore or they get beat up by black teenagers
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>>108235083
Your kid would be proud of your reedeming saar
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>>108235346
Yeah that's what it feels like.
>politics, industry and society at large spend decades breeding the perfect consumer
>finally get them
>WTF?! I can't work with this!?



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