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So you're on the changing room after a hard workout session, just about to enter the showers.

This guy comes in and looks at you, and smirking jewishly he touches the side of the device on his head.

What do you do /g/?
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>>108233747
1. Grab my phone, take picture of him.
2. Call my uncle who is a police officer.
3. Report him.
4. Laugh as the creep fag gets arrested for "gross offensive photography in a prohibited and/or private space" and gets 1-2 years in prison, becomes a registered sex offended for life and never gets a job ever again as the police will put his mugshot and his private photos on their Facebook and website first page with a detailed description.

My country takes that kind of photography extremely seriously.
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>>108233747
start jerking off
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I fire my penis laser that fries the camera and blinds him
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>>108233747
If they want a show they only have to ask.
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>>108233747
Start stripping.
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>>108233747
>just about to enter the showers
I'm not I don't shower showers are for peasants I go home and take a bath, bath with candles and rose petals
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>>108234257
lol I bet you stop by at Starbucks too you ultra faggot.
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>>108233747
I grab him, push him down and suffocate him with my naked sweaty buttcheeks UwU
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I look like this guy
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>>108233747
Violent murder. Followed by rape until the cops show up and tazer me
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>"like what you see?"
>I run after him and push him against the lockers
>He breathes heavily now
>The steam from the showers and my own breath steam his glasses
>"You'll have to be a good girl now"
>I grab this shaky faggot by his hair and push him on his knees
>Slam my erect gargantuan penis right in the middle of his face, breaking his glasses from the nose bridge
>"Not so surly anymore huh?"
>I bruteforce my cock in his mouth, turning him into a gay
>Take a picture of him
>Blackmail him
>"If you take pictures of my or my friends cocks again I will show your family that you are gay"
>Do a 360 and walk away
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>>108233747
I lock my eyes into his and furiously start shitting, to assert dominance.



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