What's the first computer you jizzed in front of?
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macfags are terminal coomers
>>108259385Amazing taste, anon.My first computer wank was a Performa 6400. 56k (maybe 33k?) dialup after my parents had gone to bed.
>>108259402It turned out to be a non-upgrade from the IIfx I used previously.
>>108259352i'm a girl but it was some shitty pentium
>>108259410Probably the only Quadra that would have beaten it was the 840AV. 40mhz '040 with 60ns interleaved ram. IIfx was a beast.
>>108259352Some hand-me-down IBM business laptop circa 1999. Laptop had to have been from '96 or '97. The "family computer" could play a lot of games, but the laptop could at best run really simple games like Sim Ant. However, because it could be taken into my room, instead I discovered porn.
>>108259442I used one of those, too. That was later though if memory serves
>>108259385grandpa was nutting at work cause no way you had that type of hardware at home
>>108259352it was similar to one xenya had in one pic
>>108259352Packard Bell Legend 20CD. Dad got it for his home office in 1994. By 1997 it was a bit outdated for him so he gave it to me. I was 13 at the time. Learned everything on that rig. Including how to find porn, avoid getting nuked by viruses and how to pirate stuff.
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>>108259352some 20 yo compaq laptop with win7. also what was your first porn/site you used ?
>>1082594992/10 would not stick my dick in.
the fuck did you guys jerk off to, ASCII pictures? leisure suit larry? custer's revenge?
>>108259534>the fuck did you guys jerk off to, ASCII pictures? leisure suit larry? custer's revenge?Strip Poker program
>>108259534Danni's Hard Drive (probably one of the OG porn sites if I had to guess), Bazooka Images that had everything from gore to porn and other sites back in the late 90's. By the start of the 2000's I was pirating porn Limewire and stuff. Was a gamble because the description rarely matched the contents and some of it would send you straight to prison today..
>>108259534nobody remembers patty cake anymore much less talks about it
>>108259352dell inspiron 5000, my dad's old work pc that he gave me for my 10th bdayi still have it though its in bubble wrap because a new chunk of plastic seems to crack/break off every time i touch iti cant bring myself to give it up
>>108259534Gif has been around since 87, and jpeg since 91. Porn was pretty much the first use case for both and not at all difficult to find even on the web to say nothing of usenet.
>>108259534I did print out a naked woman on a dot matrix, but I don't remember nutting to it
I had a black Limewire shirt when I was thirteen that I used to jizz in and then throw right in the hamper
>>108259693Faggot lol
>>108259534Giantess text stories on a olddd website. Shit was cash. Gave me a foot fetish through text.
>>108259625>>108259885>>108259693what the fuck?>pic unrelated
>>108259920>giantess>foot fetishA man of culture, I see.
>>108259352Some low end Compaq laptop from 2006.It's miserably slow
This piece of shit that melted its motherboard in 2 years playing WoW, but to be fair, I would have it on my lap and likely didn't get proper cooling.First jerk off was using my PS3 on the family TV when home alone though via the web browser.
>>108259352Had 4 floppies full of pics and one impressively long video with background music
>>108259352>imac g3I knew a guy who said that thing was so sexy, if it had a pussy he'd fuck it.
A Packard Bell desktop, don't have a pic.
>>108259534Free6, Stile Project, Kazaa
>>108259352OPs mom
>>108259352Viewsonic A90, probably to a gif from Eiken or some DOAX/Soul Calibur babe
came with windows 3.1, but upgraded to windows 95.
>>108260585the tray loaders had one
>>108259352A Gateway running Windows 98.
Early 2000 s celeron with a CRT monitor.I don't know why I remember it but at the time my family had this common plastic chair instead of a dedicated computer chair.
>>108259352Proud zoomer who jizzed for the first time in 2015
Satellite A205 with 1GB of RAM with Vista from Circuit City back in early 2008, thing was a freaking dog because the RAM was so little but being 12 years old going from whacking off to pictures on the PSP browser to a computer was amazing.
AMD K6-II 266 mhz, 32MB RAM, 3.7GB hard drive. Upgraded to 256MB RAM and a Voodoo 3 3000 later.
amiga 600. 4-5 porno jpegs per 880 KiB floppy, more if they were black & white
>>108263437>that mousepadyou have to go back
Probably some shitty Samsung Tablett. Sumerian
I couldn't find the version I had online. It was this towerish but a pentium 2.
I have vivid memories of jacking off to a pic of Veronica Zemanova on my ol' Pentium III.
The ol' family computer.
>>108264246Based iOS, some of my most memorable faps were in the early 2010s on my iPod Touch 4th gen
>>108264246SOVL
>>108264573Skeuomorphism is so based, the whole iOS/OS X 10.5 era was the best Apple ever looked
>>108264587based & true
>>108259352VLB 486 DX/100 in a Pionex case
>>108259352>What's the first computer you jizzed in front of?never did that.
My mom came home from a movie early while I was cranking it to Asa Akira on a Dell Inspiron. I swiftly hid my erect penis with the laptop and pulled my shorts up with my free hand.
>>108259352A Dell Dimension, running W98. UseNet Newsgroups were my source of photos. Whatever happened to those, anyway?
>>108266484Based, I got good at stealth jackin it when I was a kid too, the show desktop thing in the corner of Windows 7 was the best thing they ever invented, never been got once.
First time masturbating was with my Dad's 2008-9 Macbook Pro, I'm not sure which year it was. It had this wallpaper though
>>108266590Those 2009 MBPs lived such long as lives, especially in the secondhand market, Apple basically changed the way they make computers so people wouldn't' keep upgrading old ass laptops and selling the mac experience for like a couple hundred dollars instead of $1000+
>>108266771>Piano black Slimline Brisbane with VistaHoly based that's my first desktop right there I had the S3521p with 4 gigs of RAM and a 5200+, was an absolute beast at the time I just fucked around on Windows, fucked with Ubuntu and I just learned about everything, we're talking about the 2008 old youtube era it was magical.
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>>108266799https://www.ebay.com/itm/334040577732link related
>>108259534People are fucking retards there were these things called clip sites specially back in like 00s where you'd download like 2 second clips and piece them together. It was basically before streaming porn.
Cyrix 6x86 MX64 MB EDO800 MB HDD
Haven't tug on my weiner but might have ended up with a stiffy. Was a kid and curious
>>108259352Finally a real thread.>I didn't even know what I had done at the time, only that I saw pictures of misty and had got so erect that touching it did the trick
>>108259495based, I still have my packard bell in storage. I should boot it up and try to mirror the hard drive.
>>108266919I just realized that's a nu-thinkpad, mine was probably from 1999 or 2001 and it was too slow to do my father's work anymore, so it went to me.
>>108266790yeah same. I installed Dev-C++ on it and made gameboy games among other things. Really great times. And the built-in SD card reader was amazing back when phones and mp3 players used them
>>108267024>And the built-in SD card reader was amazing back when phones and mp3 players used themSo true, you needed an SD card reader in the age of point and shoot cameras.
>>108260798It was a Nintendo DS running DSOrganize.I think that's how I found this place actually.
>>108259352age datamining thread
>>108267169I don't think it matters how old any of us are anon, the powers that be already know that autistic frog people are a threat to the matrix no matter what.
