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>Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Will brain cell computing burst the AI bubble? Microchips are a bottleneck but human brains are abundant.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2517389-human-brain-cells-on-a-chip-learned-to-play-doom-in-a-week/
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>>108264102
What is the Christian position about this ? genuinely curious
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Those things die in a week, but it could be useful info for getting neuromorphic computing to be more than just a meme
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>>108264225
which retarded sect's retarded "position" do you want to hear about?
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>>108264239
Sounds like an excellent subscription service.
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>>108264239
Couldn't such a system just be replenished with new brain cells every so often? As long as the brains keep coming there shouldn't be an issue right?
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>>108264239
>plays doom
>dies right after
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>>108264102
>"AI researchers" aren't literal demon-
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>>108264457
>when you die in the game you die in real life
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>>108264102
Psycho-Pass will be our future.
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>Set of algorithms that have been able to play Doom for a decade repackaged as "Human brain on a chip".
>Investors and morons are impressed.
What is it about any mention of artificial intelligence that causes actual intelligence to be ignored?
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>>108264225
Thou shalt not create a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
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>>108264102
Bio-neural gel packs when?
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>>108264457
They cloned Dylan Klebold. He's trapped here forever.
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>>108264717
They don't understand this yet. And that's why we gotta fuck them up
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>>108264102
it takes a couple of minutes to learn how to play doom, am i supposed to be impressed?
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>>108266251
Yes, once they can package up about 1,000,000x more brain cells that were used in this experiment then human brains are gonna become a valuable commodity.
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>>108266322
idk, given the brownification of society and the resulting lowering global iq i don't think this can really go anywhere, garbage in means garbage out, this may be good to fleece funding from vc and governments but i don't see it becoming actually useful to the point of making procuring human brains a thing (i assume that's what you're implying)
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>>108264102
Let me know when AI can change a car tire.
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>>108264457
I mean what else is there to do? Once you've played Doom you might as well retire mentally.
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>>108264102
Cool. Can't wait to enslave brain cells to generate dom futa mommy ai porn.
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>>108264256
Missionary, then reverse cowgirl
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>>108266462
Tire repair shops are already mostly automated.
Shit's done in 15 minutes of waiting and tires are fitted better than ever before.
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>>108266353
Lmao it's yalll holding us back wattoid
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I already can play doom and don't need to learn how to do it so what use is this?
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What a good idea. What if one day we gonna grow entire brain and put it in humanoid machine exoskeleton
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>>108264325

No brain nuerons get linked. Burned out brain being replaced basically requires constantly relearning what it already did.

A real brain nourishes cells, provides nutrition, flushes out toxins, and is self sustaining.
These are gimicky things relying on unethical implementation to just burn out having accomplished less than a monkey with the intelligence of a 3 year old child could in the same timespan.
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>>108264457

They literally created torture hell.
A brain whose entire short life exists in demonic hell filled with death and demons and then dies knowing no other experience.
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>>108264102
>>108264239
The matrix, brain in a vat
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>>108264735
I hope he's forced to play his own shitty single-story miniwad of Columbine high and get bored to death
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>>108266353
>lowering global iq
Donor IQ doesn't matter, AI is running the show. It just needs human brain cells. If we can feed brains to AI we will experience an evolutionary event as a species.
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Will this burst the AI bubble?
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yes but does it know iddqd and idkfa
XDDDD
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>>108264102
> fighting demons was in our genome all the time
> ancient generations of humans were fighting demons over millenia
> killing demons is incorporated into DNA of our brain cells
> brain cell, you must kill the demons
> "I must kill the demons," it shouted!
> The radio said "No, brain cell. You are the demons."
And then, brain cell was a Zombie.
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>>108268380
Why is that a collapse? Self replicating data is literally the golden ticket. Imagine not even needing humans to harvest data from. Generate your own data.



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