/g/ - >OpenClaw, I want to make an Android app. I've nev - Technology

Anonymous

03/02/26(Mon)00:33:14 No.108274870

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Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)00:33:14 No.108274870 Archived

>OpenClaw, I want to make an Android app. I've never done this before and I have zero Android coding experience.

>Okay let me download some things
>Okay what do you want the app to do

>[I describe it]

>Okay, I'll write it and push it to your phone wirelessly

>It pops up on my phone in two minutes and works perfectly

Holy fuck I was kinda laughing and joking about people panicking over AI taking jobs but I legit just put like 10 college-educated people out of work in maybe 10 minutes. I just made a working fuckin Android app. With zero coding knowledge or desire to learn. It's so fucking over for a LOT of people. People with a lot of student debt. This is gonna be hilarious.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)00:38:09 No.108274880

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)00:38:09 No.108274880

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There it is. "Android Developer" on LinkedIn officially means jack shit.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)00:42:58 No.108274894

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)00:42:58 No.108274894

>>108274870
>generates a HelloWorld for android
>downloads trojans and backdoors
>done.
>oh fuck! Oh god! Muh Ai so foood !!!!11111

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)00:45:54 No.108274899

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)00:45:54 No.108274899

>OpenClaw, burn tokens to make an app that already exists in an open source codebase
>HOLY FUCK this is incredible

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)00:46:37 No.108274900

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)00:46:37 No.108274900

Post the code

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)00:48:28 No.108274905

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)00:48:28 No.108274905

>>108274894
>>108274899
>1792
>automatic textile weaving machine makes a single stitch
>OH WOW I BET IT CAN NEVER WEAVE A WHOLE CLOTH AND IF IT DOES IT WON'T HAVE THE SOUL OF HAND-MADE CLOTH AND I BET THE ROBOT CLOTH GIVES YOU CANCER
Luddites, ladies and gentlemen. This is how they are.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)00:49:20 No.108274911

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)00:49:20 No.108274911

>>108274900
package com.example.helloworld;

import androidx.appcompat.app.AppCompatActivity;
import android.os.Bundle;

public class MainActivity extends AppCompatActivity {

@Override
protected void onCreate(Bundle savedInstanceState) {
super.onCreate(savedInstanceState);
setContentView(R.layout.activity_main);
}
}

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)00:50:59 No.108274917

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)00:50:59 No.108274917

>>108274900
No this is my million-dollar app idea
Observe your new overclass, coders: people who can come up with ideas and describe them to the AI that took your job.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)01:02:17 No.108274950

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)01:02:17 No.108274950

>>108274911
>no code tags
>>108274917
>was a talentless hack before
>is now copying code from other people
>"I made this"
>"surely my other ideas are as good as the code I've written"

I cannot wait for your contributions. I need more laughter in my life.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)01:03:08 No.108274954

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)01:03:08 No.108274954

>>108274905
>I BET THE ROBOT CLOTH GIVES YOU CANCER
Polyester and all other forms of plastic clothes do in fact give you cancer

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)01:06:35 No.108274960

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)01:06:35 No.108274960

>>108274954
It wasn't made of polyester back then numbnuts